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[Footnote 128: 'Old fanatic:' Century White, a vehement writer on the Puritan side.]

[Footnote 129: 'Toby's:' Tobit; see Apocrypha.]

[Footnote 130: 'A plain good man:' a character of King James II.]

[Footnote 131: 'Doves:' the clergy of the Church of England, and other religions dissenting from that of Rome.]

[Footnote 132: 'Another farm,' &c.: this alludes to the Popish priests, whom the king particularly favoured.]

[Footnote 133: 'Chanticleers:' friars.]

[Footnote 134: 'Partlet:' nuns.]

[Footnote 135: 'A law:' penal laws against Popish recusants.]

[Footnote 136: 'Wicked weed:' the Test Act.]

[Footnote 137: 'Buzzard:' Bishop Burnet.]

[Footnote 138: 'College of the bees:' College of Physicians.]

MAC FLECKNOE.[139]

All human things are subject to decay, And when fate summons, monarchs must obey.

This Flecknoe found, who, like Augustus, young Was call'd to empire, and had govern'd long; In prose and verse, was own'd, without dispute, Through all the realms of Nonsense, absolute.

This aged prince, now flouris.h.i.+ng in peace, And blest with issue of a large increase; Worn out with business, did at length debate To settle the succession of the state: 10 And, pondering which of all his sons was fit To reign, and wage immortal war with wit, Cried, 'Tis resolved; for nature pleads, that he Should only rule, who most resembles me.

Shadwell alone my perfect image bears, Mature in dulness from his tender years: Shadwell alone, of all my sons, is he Who stands confirm'd in full stupidity.

The rest to some faint meaning make pretence, But Shadwell never deviates into sense. 20 Some beams of wit on other souls may fall, Strike through, and make a lucid interval; But Shadwell's genuine night admits no ray, His rising fogs prevail upon the day.

Besides, his goodly fabric fills the eye, And seems design'd for thoughtless majesty: Thoughtless as monarch oaks, that shade the plain, And, spread in solemn state, supinely reign.

Heywood and s.h.i.+rley[140] were but types of thee, Thou last great prophet of tautology. 30 Even I, a dunce of more renown than they, Was sent before but to prepare thy way; And, coa.r.s.ely clad in Norwich drugget, came To teach the nations in thy greater name.

My warbling lute, the lute I whilom strung, When to king John of Portugal I sung, Was but the prelude to that glorious day, When thou on silver Thames didst cut thy way, With well-timed oars before the royal barge, Swell'd with the pride of thy celestial charge; 40 And big with hymn, commander of an host, The like was ne'er in Epsom blankets toss'd.

Methinks I see the new Arion sail, The lute still trembling underneath thy nail.

At thy well-sharpen'd thumb, from sh.o.r.e to sh.o.r.e The trebles squeak for fear, the ba.s.ses roar: Echoes from p.i.s.sing-Alley, Shadwell call, And Shadwell they resound from Aston-Hall.

About thy boat the little fishes throng, As at the morning toast that floats along. 50 Sometimes, as prince of thy harmonious band, Thou wield'st thy papers in thy thres.h.i.+ng hand.

St Andre's[141] feet ne'er kept more equal time, Not even the feet of thy own Psyche's[142] rhyme: Though they in number as in sense excel; So just, so like tautology, they fell, That, pale with envy, Singleton[143] forswore The lute and sword, which he in triumph bore, And vow'd he ne'er would act Villerius more.

Here stopp'd the good old sire, and wept for joy, 60 In silent raptures of the hopeful boy.

All arguments, but most his plays, persuade, That for anointed dulness he was made.

Close to the walls which fair Augusta bind (The fair Augusta much to fears inclined), An ancient fabric raised to inform the sight, There stood of yore, and Barbican it hight: A watch-tower once; but now, so fate ordains, Of all the pile an empty name remains: From its old ruins brothel-houses rise, 70 Scenes of lewd loves, and of polluted joys, Where their vast courts the mother-strumpets keep, And, undisturb'd by watch, in silence sleep.

Near these a Nursery[144] erects its head, Where queens are form'd, and future heroes bred; Where unfledged actors learn to laugh and cry, Where infant punks their tender voices try, And little Maximins the G.o.ds defy.

Great Fletcher never treads in buskins here, Nor greater Jonson dares in socks appear; 80 But gentle Simkin[145] just reception finds Amidst this monument of vanish'd minds: Pure clinches the suburban muse affords, And Panton[146] waging harmless war with words.

Here Flecknoe, as a place to fame well known, Ambitiously design'd his Shadwell's throne.

For ancient Decker[147] prophesied long since, That in this pile should reign a mighty prince, Born for a scourge of wit, and flail of sense: To whom true dulness should some Psyches owe, 90 But worlds of Misers[148] from his pen should flow; Humourists and hypocrites it should produce, Whole Raymond families, and tribes of Bruce.[149]

Now Empress Fame had publish'd the renown Of Shadwell's coronation through the town.

Roused by report of fame, the nations meet, From near Bunhill, and distant Watling Street.

No Persian carpets spread the imperial way, But scatter'd limbs of mangled poets lay: From dusty shops neglected authors come, 100 Martyrs of pies, and reliques of the b.u.m.

Much Heywood, s.h.i.+rley, Ogleby[150] there lay, But loads of Shadwell almost choked the way.

Bilk'd stationers for yeomen stood prepared, And Herringman[151] was captain of the guard.

The h.o.a.ry prince in majesty appear'd, High on a throne of his own labours rear'd.

At his right hand our young Ascanius sate, Rome's other hope, and pillar of the state.