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The Doubts Of Infidels.

by Anonymous.

1819.

THE EPISTLE DEDICATORY.

TO THE RIGHT REVEREND AND REVEREND THE BISHOPS, CLERGY, AND ALL OTHER SUPPORTERS OF THE CHURCH MILITANT HERE ON EARTH.

REVEREND SIRS,

Your late zealous exertion against the infidels, in procuring the Sunday Bill to be pa.s.sed, and prosecutions and pillory against infidel writers and publishers, must have convinced them that you are in earnest in your attempts to propagate and establish our holy faith. An act of parliament is an excellent engine for producing that kind of uniformity of opinions, which consists in holding the tongue; and, however unfair it may be in common transactions to suppress the arguments on one side of any question, yet, in religious matters, even the most cool and charitable must allow, that it is otherwise. When the salvation of men is concerned, every means is justifiable. What right has a man to complain, though by virtue of an act of parliament, by pains and penalties, fines, imprisonment, and the pillory, he may be sent to heaven whether he will or no? It is carrying the notion of liberty too far, to suppose, because we are free-born Englishmen, that we may choose our own faith and go to heaven _our own way!_ What would become of the right reverend and reverend guides and turnpike-men, if people were permitted to avoid the strait gate and go to their journey's end without paying?

Foreigners are so sensible of this, and the priests of other countries are so tenacious of their rights of directing the intellects of the people, that they have invented and deposited in the inner chambers of the holy inquisition, a number of most ingenious machines, which, by means of whips, cords, pullies, screws, wheels, iron crows, red hot pincers, and the like, are found to be extremely serviceable in twisting and warping opinions to any settled models government may require.

Notwithstanding your Lords.h.i.+ps' readiness* ”to oppose error of every kind by argument and persuasion,” it happens unfortunately for us, that these mechanical and persuasive arguments are unknown in _Britain_.

Instead of that most strong and logical argument, called the torture, we are obliged to adopt plain reason, or, at most, when that fails us, the _prison, fine, and pillory_. But, it is to be hoped, that the happy time is not far off, when the priests of _Britain_ may be able to argue with as much force as the spiritual directors of other countries; when the Clergy may approach the throne, and avow their readiness to stop the mouths of men, without being under the shameful necessity of contradicting themselves, by ”disavowing all violence in the cause of religion.*”

* Vide Address of the Convocation presented to his Majesty the 17th of November, 1780.

In those better days, the Lord Bishop of Chester may overthrow the arguments of an infidel peer, by declaring them ”unworthy of a Reply;”

and the Bishop of St. David may confirm the defeat, by affirming, that the arguments of unbelievers ”deserve no answer;” for every one will then say, they ”would not” answer them, not that they ”could not,” as they impiously affirm at present. But as those glorious times are not yet arrived, we must be contented, in the mean while, to proceed in the old method of reasoning upon even ground with our adversaries. The weak, though _zealous Christian_, who has the honour, to address your Lords.h.i.+ps on the present occasion, has presumed to lay before you a few of the Doubts of the Infidels, and he hopes you will answer them to his entire satisfaction.* He is happy in reflecting that the late act of parliament forbids them to speak; but his satisfaction is infinitely greater when he a.s.sures himself, that your Lords.h.i.+ps' answer will convince them and make them ashamed even to _write, speak, or think_.

* Vide the same address.

Thus fervently prays your Lords.h.i.+ps' unworthy co-operator,

The Author.

* The following are the chapters, with many others, which contain the most objectionable parts:--

Genesis, chap. 16, 18, 19, 30, 34, 35, 38, 30.

Numbers, 25.

Judges, 10, 19.

1 Samuel, 25.

2 Samuel, 11, 13, 16.

Ezekiel, 4, 10, 22, 23.

Hosea, 1, 2, 3.

The following are those chapters which contain instances of cruel and torturous executions, and unrelenting vindictiveness.

Genesis, chap. 34.

Numbers, 31.

Joshua, 8,10.