Chapter 295 (1/2)
Picture forehead year covered in the quilt, slowly recovered consciousness, his hands and feet are still stiff, the whole body can not move. He realized that this was the legendary ”ghost press bed”. He looked at the fat white ghost in front of the bed in horror and turned to the door. The door opened with a squeak, and the ghost came out of the door. The door closed again with a squeak.
Tu'alenian lay on the bed for a long time, and his numb hands and feet gradually recovered their flexibility. He shouted at his voice, ”come on! There are ghosts! ”
The shrill cry of tu'e-nian broke the peace of tu'e mansion.
Tu'e Xing was awakened by tu'e-nian's howling. He opened his eyes suddenly and shouted. Tu'e Xing rolled out of bed, shoes came and put on, and ran to tu'e-nian's room.
Tu'e Xing was in the corridor and ran into a white shadow. It seemed that the white shadow was more afraid than tu'e Xing. He shouted at his voice, ”Mommy! Elder brother, spare your life. Aren't you gone? ”
Tu'e Xing was brave enough to see that it was tu'e Jun, his fifth brother, who was wearing a white Pajama and was standing in front of him in a shawl.
Seeing that it was a false alarm, they stabilized their mood and went to the room of tu'ennian together. Two people just entered the room of figure forehead year, figure forehead is quick to stumble to run in: ”ghost ah!”! Damn it, damn it! ”
Tu'e four brothers, look at me and I look at you. Everyone has a look of panic on their faces.
Picture forehead year opened the quilt that covers in the face, number wails big cry way: ”the ghost of big brother looked for a door, how can do?”
Tu Er Xing wiped the sweat on his forehead: ”are you going to hell? If I had not seen it with my own eyes, I would not have believed it! ”
Tu'e-fu is my elder brother. I know him better than the three of you. His voice is not like big brother! ”
Tu ernin propped up on his bed, spat and said, ”don't comfort yourself with your mother, it's not him. Who else can there be? Who the hell has his short stature and a big pie face? He's become a ghost. Of course, that voice can't be as loud as before. ”
Tu'e-xing cried, ”yes, yes! It's not him. The ghost knows that we killed him, split him up and hid him in the desert. What can I do? By the way, the dead man said that he was interfering in all the troubles we had recently. To resolve his grievances, we must find his bones, bury them in the wind and light, and do a magic work to surpass him. ”
Tu'ernian calmed down, and he frowned cunningly: ”think about it. If tu'ernian's ghost came to ask for his life, he would hate to kill our brother. Would he be merciful? I don't believe in ghosts! Otherwise, let's stay in the same room tomorrow night and catch the ghost! Even if it's a ghost, I'll beat him to death. He will never be born again! I've heard that ghosts are most afraid of dog blood. Fourth brother, go get some dog blood. As soon as the ghost is stained with dog's blood, it will be destroyed! ”
Tu Emin said timidly: ”second brother, is this too cruel? Brother, I don't think it's right! If the plan fails, does the ghost of the elder brother have more resentment? Otherwise, let's get back his remains and bury him in a thick way according to his wishes! ”
Tu'e-xing and tu'e-jun nodded their heads in support of tu'e-min.
”Who will be in charge of this family?” he snapped? How can our brothers do big business together? Listen to me. What if someone set up a trap to frame our brothers? If there is a ghost, see it with your own eyes and confirm it. ”
Two black figures, one tall and one short, squatted under the window of tu'e-nian's room and listened to the conversation of the four in silence. The two black figures exchanged their eyes and crossed the wall one before and one after the other to come out of tu'e's yard.
Two black shadows, turned out from the wall of the house in the figure, went to a small alley. The tall dark figure took off his broad black robe and complained softly: ”this ghost dress is very hard to wear. Constable Meng, you don't have a beautiful job. When I was pinching tu'en, I almost asked him to pick up the white paper on his face. Oh! I'm scared to death! ”
”Little white face, if you don't think this job is beautiful, I'll let Jin Xuheng do it. You heard just now. These brothers are not fuel-efficient lamps. They are more ruthless than each other. Tomorrow night, they are going to catch ghosts! If you are afraid of being caught, I will let Jin Xuheng replace you. ”
Shen Hongbo tore the white paper from his face: ”don't! I will complain casually, not say no! Anyway, I've been pretending to be a ghost all night. The only thing you can do is to open the door for my brother. Constable Meng, what do you think I can get from the ghost I installed today? Don't act like that? ”
Meng Xia disdains to say: ”are you a ghost? If it wasn't for the princess to give you a bag of powder that can make people paralyzed and unable to move, you would have let tu'e brother kill you on the spot. It's not that Constable Ben attacked you. You pretend to be such a ghost that even the children don't cry. ”
In the dark, Shen Hongbo angrily pushed Meng Xia: ”Hello! How could you hurt your partner like this? I also have a lot of Kung Fu. Can you catch me with those straw bags of brother tu'e? What's more, I will frighten those brothers to the bottom! ”
Meng Xia said with a laugh: ”I can't help laughing at the bear you were wearing just now. The princess can come up with this trick. She made a pure black robe and drew a white figure on the robe. The big tall one, go to that station, and the little white figure on the dress is not like floating in the air. That little white movie, where is it frightening? It's very lovely! It's not the ghost you play that scares brother tu'e, it's the ghost in their own hearts. ”Shen Hongbo turns Meng Xia with his elbow: ”let you laugh! Anyway, I should hang a rope on the beam to let my son fly around the house. It's necessary to draw a short fat man on my son's robe. It's indecent to watch him. I'm a jade tree facing the wind. I have to pretend to be a good-looking ghost
Meng Xia said: ”go! I'll let Jin Xuheng play ghost tomorrow night. You can rest. It's so bad. Where are you now? ”
Shen Hongbo compromised and said, ”OK, OK! I'm the ugly one. Tomorrow, let me play the ugly one. Go, go back to sleep, and discuss with the princess and the general tomorrow. Tomorrow night, it must be fun! ”