Seven Unfortunate Lifetimes Chapter 24 (1/2)
Chapter 24
Chu Kong seemed like he wanted to crush me to death.
“I told you to obediently reincarnate as a male. If you didn’t struggle, we wouldn’t be in this mess!”
“I told you to reincarnate as a woman. Why didn’t you reincarnate as a woman, ah?!”
I refuted him and continued: “If you didn’t want to take advantage of me, would we be in this state?!”
“Funny, who was the one who came up with this bad idea? You want to put all the s.h.i.+t (blame) on xiaoye’s head?”
“Who cares about putting s.h.i.+t on your head! Don’t waste the fertilizer!”
Chu Kong said furiously: “You, a woman, can you talk more vulgar than this?”
I was also furious: “If you’re like Lu Hai Kong, would I be able to talk so vulgar? You still have the nerve to criticize me like you are talking really nicely!”
“A, you dare to compare with me? If you’re obediently like silly Xiang, would I be able to get angry at you?”
After those words left his mouth, I couldn’t say anything against it. Chu Kong also went silent. The room was silent for a long time. Chu Kong gritted his teeth, hmpfed coldly and sat down on my bed. I was going to ignore him, but seeing a beauty sitting with open legs beside me was a weird and funny sight. When I looked down and saw my flat and broad chest, I let out a deep sigh. I sighed, Chu Kong also sighed. After letting out another sigh, I said: “But no matter how we’ve reincarnated, we should’ve been reborn as a baby. This mess…….Also not giving me the slightest bit of time to adapt, what the h.e.l.l is this?!”
Chu Kong turned. We looked at each other for a while. Almost at the same time, we let out a low curse: “d.a.m.n that Heavenly emperor Lee!”
I scratched my head irritably.
“What do we do now? One is a general, the other is a princess. They’re married and living in the same house. How can we draw a line like this and never contact each other, ah?”
After Chu Kong heard that, his expression slowly turned angry. His raised his one brow and said: “That’s right.”
He pondered while touching his chin: “Twenty years……”
I frowned: “Yes ah, we need to live our a.s.s for at least twenty years. After the reincarnation, I nearly died, how will I survive, ah?!”
Chu Kong thought for a while, suddenly looked up at me and said: “Xiao Xiang Zi, let’s make a deal.”
After I heard him say that, I subconsciously frowned. Every time we make a deal, the results are never what we expected. Messy accidents always happen. I asked: “What do you want to do?”
“Let’s work together for a while.”
He looked really arrogant.
“Now we don’t know the situation around us yet. We can make other plans after we get to the bottom of this. “
Although he’s saying that, his expression looked like he was doing me a favor. I restrained my dissatisfaction and asked: “How do we work together?”
“Really stupid,”Chu Kong said dissatisfied and glanced at me.
“We need to live for twenty years in the human realm. If we want to keep our lives there’re two things that we shouldn’t touch. One is the jianghu1, second is the temple. Needless to say about the jianghu. Bandits all over the place and spilling too much blood. All day long they kill without reason. It’s unsafe. As for the temple, I’m alright, but you……”
He smiled. It’s obvious to ridicule me.
“I’m afraid you won’t be able to survive for two months.”
I clenched my fist.
“Playing politics is really tiring. Besides, it’s the royal politics. Xiaoye doesn’t want to let that muddy water dirty myself. So after we get to the bottom of this situation, let’s go away. Deep in the forest is a safe place. I don’t believe that heaven can get us killed with a knife there.”
I nodded and said: “Stupid, if you want to know this situation, then just get someone and ask.”
He smiled coldly: “Do you know what our ident.i.ties are?! If we want to continue living, we can’t let someone figure us out. If we get accused of being demons and dragged out to be burned, then even if you cry it’ll be too late.”
“Really?”
I yelled: “Come in!”