Seven Unfortunate Lifetimes Chapter 22 (1/2)

Chapter 22

I’m already so familiar with the road to the netherworld that I don’t need the soul collectors anymore. We arrived very fast.

In the netherworld I saw Chu Kong talking with one of the ghosts. I approached them and hear him say faintly: “I must trouble you to inform Yanw.a.n.g that I’ve something important to see him about.”

Seems like he didn’t come down for too long.

The ghost who is half the size of Chu Kong nodded. He was about to go when he saw me. His dark face turned even darker. He took a few steps back and shouted: “They have come again! They have come again! They’ll face each other again!”

The netherworld is a silent place. When he shouted the whole netherworld stopped with what they are doing. The ghosts working in the netherworld and the souls that was about to be reincarnated, all scattered away, leaving me and Chu Kong standing there awkwardly. I bit my lips and silently wiped the cold sweat off my forehead. In my heart, I was thinking that I and Chu Kong standing here together must’ve given them a trauma……

I was lamenting when Chu Kong looked at me. He narrowed his eyes dangerously: “Didn’t I tell you to look for an opportunity to escape? How come you’re so stupid?!”

I didn’t want to explain all the feelings in my heart to him. I said: “Is it comfortable living wearing fur? I don’t give a d.a.m.n about being a tiger demon.”

I walked straight to Yanw.a.n.g’s palace.

“After we informed Yanw.a.n.g about that issue when we have to drink the soup of oblivion, we’ll drink the soup of oblivion. When we have to reincarnate, we’ll go reincarnate. I don’t care anymore how Heavenly emperor Lee will arrange it in the next lifetime. I don’t want to waste my effort fighting with you anymore. I’m worn out.”

I walked to Yanw.a.n.g’s palace for a while and didn’t hear Chu Kong’s cynicism. I also didn’t hear the sound of footsteps behind me. Curiously, I looked back and saw Chu Kong looking at me blankly. I wondered: “Don’t you need to go to Yangw.a.n.g’s palace? Come.”

Chu Kong blinked and it seemed like that his soul returned back to his body. He said arrogantly: “Heng, of course xiaoye knows what he has to do. Who wants you to remind me?”

I squeezed my fist. This guy really…….control my anger, control my anger.

I didn’t bother with him anymore. In my heart, I felt that letting him off the hook once in a while is no big deal.

After pus.h.i.+ng the big and heavy door open, I walked into Yanw.a.n.g’s palace. The thing that surprised me the most today is that Yanw.a.n.g is not asleep on his desk, but he is writing in a book in all seriousness. The magistrate beside is looking at him. Looking at Yanw.a.n.g his vins on his forehead were abut to pop.

“Yanw.a.n.g.”

I bowed full of respect.

“I’m here again.”

Yanw.a.n.g raised his head and looked at me. His eyes brightened up: “Oh! Xiao Xiang Zi! Good, good, you’re here again? Didn’t celestial Chu Kong come?”

His face was full of excitement. Until, he saw Chu Kong walked into the palace, did he nod. He put down his brush and said: “You came just in time. Just now, the heaven sent me a letter.”

Yanw.a.n.g leaned back on his back chair. He patted the armchair with his left hand and looked at me and Chu Kong smilingly.

I was scared seeing him smiling like that. I took a few steps back. At this time Chu Kong stepped in front of me and covered me with half of his body. He asked: “What did the letter from heaven say?”

“It’s for the two of you.”

Yanw.a.n.g picked up the letter.

“Well, before I read this letter, don’t you two have to fight first?”

I bit my lips. Being a Yanw.a.n.g must be really boring. How come he always likes for me and Chu Kong to create a mess in the netherworld?

Seeing that we are ignoring, he sulked: “Alright, this letter is from Heavenly emperor Lee. He said that what you did in the human world and in the netherworld is just too much. All the fates that he has written none of it has come out. In the first lifetime, the wrong person died. In the second lifetime, the fate he has written completely changed. In the third lifetime, well, he hasn’t finished writing yet, but you already came down. All of that made him discouraged. He has a lot more white hairs now.”

Hearing Yangw.a.n.g saying that, I felt a little sorry for big bearded Lee.

“So Heavenly emperor Lee said in this letter that in the next lifetime, you must live in the human world for twenty years. Otherwise, when you come down to the netherworld again, you are handed over to me for punishment.”

Yanw.a.n.g giggled for a while.

“I can foresee that you won’t be able to live for twenty years.”

Hey….with what kind of mentality is this guy using to be a Yangw.a.n.g, ah?

Yanw.a.n.g laughed heartily: “You, two immortals know that working as a Yanw.a.n.g is very suffocating. It’s very rare to have a chance to punish people in whatever way I want….. heiheihei hei. You see, I’ve already written down how to punish people.”

I took a closer look. Once I saw it, I was startled and cursed: “d.a.m.n you.”

Chu Kong who was in front of me was also startled: “f.u.c.k you.”

Let funny Yanw.a.n.g laugh ten times.

Ma.s.sage Yanw.a.n.g’s back ten times.

Kiss Yanw.a.n.g’s cheeks ten times……

What the f.u.c.k are these?!