Seven Unfortunate Lifetimes Chapter 19 (1/2)

Chapter 19

Only half way on the road to the netherworld; the gate of the netherworld is still not visible, my heart felt that something heavy is pressing on it, making my feet unable to move. I yelled, squatted down and wept bitterly.

So shameful! Such a big shame!

When I closed my eyes, in my mind there’ll be a really stupid thing with a large face full of excitement calling out: “s.h.i.+fu, s.h.i.+fu.”

I covered my face. The long autumn leaves fell out when a cool wind pa.s.sed by.

That’s me…that f.u.c.king person with a low intelligent and is like a dog, is actually me!

“I like s.h.i.+fu the most!”

“I’ll go back with s.h.i.+fu to Fengxueshan manor. I’ll also fan you and turn the pages of your book and also ma.s.sage your legs and shoulder!”

“s.h.i.+fu.”

“s.h.i.+fu.”

s.h.i.+fu, s.h.i.+fu……

Those words of that idiot kept repeating in my ears like Buddha’s scriptures, reminding me how I lived without dignity for fifteen years.

I grabbed my hair and gritted my teeth really hard. This is the ugliest stain in my life of a few hundred of years.

That’s right, Chu Kong, you’ve done it. You really ordered me like I was a eunuch!

The soul collector next to me finally couldn’t stand it anymore. He patted my shoulder.

“Hey…are you still alright?”

I shed blood tears, turned and smiled at him miserably: “All is fine. Everything has already pa.s.sed. I’ve calmed down.”

The soul collector was scared and took a few steps back. He bit his lips a few times and said: “Then let’s go quickly. This time don’t make a mess again. Heaven has sent people down accussing the netherworld of being incompetent.”

I stood up and followed the soul collector, while listening to him complain: “Ai, does cloud fairy and celestial, Chu Kong has something against our netherworld? When you two meet, you’ll always create a mess in the netherworld. We’re already very busy and you simply kept making trouble for us!”

I nodded and the words “I’m sorry”was just out of my mouth, when I looked up. It’s the river of forgetfulness and that bridge again. By the bridge is that hateful man again. He stood upright with a bowl of soup in his hand. He was talking to another soul collector. It looks like he’s about to go into the circle of reincarnation again.

I know I should be calm. I also know I should be rational. Wait till he drinks the soup of oblivion and then kick him into the circle of reincarnation. Then next life will be easy to handle. But I don’t know why when I think it’s all about him making me ma.s.sage his shoulder and legs, turning the pages of his books and fanning him; that shameful and hateful look. The most hateful thing is that at the time I was dying, I was still thinking about ma.s.saging his shoulder and legs, turning the pages of his book and fanning him! And still want to go back?

Go to f.u.c.king h.e.l.l!

This is like slavery being buried deep in my bones!

This lifetime! This humiliating lifetime! All because of that man. That coquettish celestial star…celestial star….

“Chu Kong…”

I clenched my fists. My body was shaking uncontrollably.

“I’m sorry, ah….”

I glared at Chu Kong and said to soul collector: “I’m sorry ah, I’ll give you trouble.”

I didn’t wait till I finish speaking. I didn’t wait for the soul collector to react. My body moved and in a blink of eye, I’m standing before Chu Kong. I saw that he is looking at me in shock. I also hear him say angrily: “f.u.c.k! Stone demon cheated on xiaoye!”

I smiled through gritted teeth. My fist hit his face. The strength was so great that it nearly broke his bones.

“Cheat on you…Today, I’ll make you disappear!”

All the eyes of the ghosts saw Chu Kong’s body fly in the sky and made half a circle. With a “boom”sound he fell on the side of the sixth circle of reincarnation. Dust flew in the air. He slowly stood up and wiped the blood from his mouth. With cold eyes he said: “You dare to put your hands on s.h.i.+fu? Xiao Xiang Zi, your gut is fat, ah.”

I raised my head and looked at him with my nostril.

“Ah, you still dare to talk to me like that? Do you still think I’m that idiot?”

Chu Kong’s expression was really terrifying. The scene was really quiet. The soul collectors took immediate action. They went hurriedly to Yanw.a.n.g’s palace. Another came to me with a chain. And another tried to persuade: “Calm down! Calm down! You two, G.o.ds, calm down!”

My whole body seemed in raging flames, burning me really hard. I jumped over the bridge and landed beside Chu Kong.

“s.h.i.+fu? Only you have the nerve to let me call you such a vulgar t.i.tle. And you enjoyed listening to it for fifteen years! Very well, very well! Since today we’re both in our right minds, let’s settle all the previous bad scores.”

“Bad scores?”