Part 18 (1/2)

I obeyed, feeling sure Peter was up to some lark. About five minutes after, the door was opened, not by Peter, but by a black man in a white jacket.

He sprang back in amazement when he saw me.

”You must be de debbil, sah,” he said.

”Thank you,” I replied, ”but _you're_ more of his colour.”

The explanation is this: after calling for beer and sherbet, Peter, who knew the landlord, having been here before, said--

”Now, Mr Brown, you see this young gentleman,” alluding to Jill.

”Yes, sah,” said Mr Brown, ”pertiklerly handsom boy, sah.”

”True,” said Peter, ”but his chief peculiarity is his ubiquitousness.”

”Yes, sah, sure 'nuff, sah; come to look again, he is rather obliquitous.”

”He can go through a key-hole.”

The man drew back.

”Now, come and I'll show you.” And upstairs the three went; and after making sure the window was properly fastened, Jill was duly locked into the room, and the landlord put the key in his pocket. In a minute after they returned. The room was empty to all appearance--Jill, in fact, was behind a chair in a corner. The landlord peeped under the bed, then stared in blank amazement.

”Now come on,” cried Peter, ”we'll find him out of doors. Go and look in your little stable.”

And there, of course, Mr Brown found me. Meanwhile Jill had got downstairs, and had hidden himself in the parlour, so that Peter had an opportunity of ringing the changes on this trick in several ways.

Finally we both appeared at once.

”I'm going to pay for the sherbet,” said I and Jill both in a breath, and both extending our hands at once.

”No, sah,” said Mr Brown, ”I not touch it. P'r'aps sah, the money is obliquitous too--ha! ha!”

We had a deal of fun that day one way or another, and very much enjoyed our visit to Napoleon's tomb. I believe I should have waxed quite romantic about that, or about some of the splendid views we saw on every side of us, but who could be romantic with Peter alongside making us laugh every moment?

After returning, we went to climb ladder hill. Every one does so, therefore we must. The ladder leads up the face of a cliff about four hundred feet high.

”I think,” said Peter, ”I see my way to a final joke before going off.

Jill, old man, you hide down here till I shout from the cliff top, then come slowly up the ladder, rubbing yourself as if you had tumbled.”

Then up we went. We were in luck. An old gentleman at the top was watching our ascent from under his white umbrella. We said ”good afternoon,” and pa.s.sed along some little way, and at a sign from Peter I got into hiding.

Peter ran back. ”Oh!” he cried, ”I fear my young friend has fallen over the cliff.”

”Dear me, dear me,” said the old gentleman, looking bewilderedly round, ”_so_ he must have. How very, very terrible.”

”But it won't hurt him, will it?”

”Hurt him? why he'll be cat's meat by this time.”