Part 25 (1/2)
Tyrion was surprised to see Bronn standing beside the litter as well. ”What are you doing here?”
”Delivering your messages,” Bronn said. ”Ironhand wants you urgently at the Gate of the G.o.ds. He won't say why. And you've been summoned to Maegor's too.”
”Summoned?” Tyrion knew of only one person who would presume to use that word. ”And what does Cersei want of me?”
Bronn shrugged. ”The queen commands you to return to the castle at once and attend her in her chambers. That stripling cousin of yours delivered the message. Four hairs on his lip and he thinks he's a man.”
”Four hairs and a knighthood. He's Ser Lancel now, never forget.” Tyrion knew that Ser Jacelyn would not send for him unless the matter was of import. ”I'd best see what Bywater wants. Inform my sister that I will attend her on my return.”
”She won't like that,” Bronn warned.
”Good. The longer Cersei waits, the angrier she'll become, and anger makes her stupid. I much prefer angry and stupid to composed and cunning.” Tyrion tossed his folded cloak into his litter, and Timett helped him up after it.
The market square inside the Gate of the G.o.ds, which in normal times would have been thronged with farmers selling vegetables, was near deserted when Tyrion crossed it. Ser Jacelyn met him at the gate, and raised his iron hand in brusque salute. ”My lord. Your cousin Cleos Frey is here, come from Riverrun under a peace banner with a letter from Robb Stark.”
”Peace terms?”
”So he says.”
”Sweet cousin. Show me to him.”
The gold cloaks had confined Ser Cleos to a windowless guardroom in the gatehouse. He rose when they entered. ”Tyrion, you are a most welcome sight.”
”That's not something I hear often, cousin.”
”Has Cersei come with you?”
”My sister is otherwise occupied. Is this Stark's letter?” He plucked it off the table. ”Ser Jacelyn, you may leave us.”
Bywater bowed and departed. ”I was asked to bring the offer to the Queen Regent,” Ser Cleos said as the door shut.
”I shall.” Tyrion glanced over the map that Robb Stark had sent with his letter. ”All in good time, cousin. Sit. Rest. You look gaunt and haggard.” He looked worse than that, in truth.
”Yes.” Ser Cleos lowered himself onto a bench. ”It is bad in the riverlands, Tyrion. Around the G.o.ds Eye and along the kingsroad especially. The river lords are burning their own crops to try and starve us, and your father's foragers are torching every village they take and putting the smallfolk to the sword.”
That was the way of war. The smallfolk were slaughtered, while the highborn were held for ransom. Remind me to thank the G.o.ds that I was born a Lannister.
Ser Cleos ran a hand through his thin brown hair. ”Even with a peace banner, we were attacked twice. Wolves in mail, hungry to savage anyone weaker than themselves. The G.o.ds alone know what side they started on, but they're on their own side now. Lost three men, and twice as many wounded.”
”What news of our foe?” Tyrion turned his attention back to Stark's terms. The boy does not want too much. Only half the realm, the release of our captives, hostages, his father's sword . . . oh, yes, and his sisters.
”The boy sits idle at Riverrun,” Ser Cleos said. ”I think he fears to face your father in the field. His strength grows less each day. The river lords have departed, each to defend his own lands.”
Is this what Father intended? Tyrion rolled up Stark's map. ”These terms will never do.”
”Will you at least consent to trade the Stark girls for Tion and Willem?” Ser Cleos asked plaintively.
Tion Frey was his younger brother, Tyrion recalled. ”No,” he said gently, ”but we'll propose our own exchange of captives. Let me consult with Cersei and the council. We shall send you back to Riverrun with our terms.”
Clearly, the prospect did not cheer him. ”My lord, I do not believe Robb Stark will yield easily. It is Lady Catelyn who wants this peace, not the boy.”
”Lady Catelyn wants her daughters.” Tyrion pushed himself down from the bench, letter and map in hand. ”Ser Jacelyn will see that you have food and fire. You look in dire need of sleep, cousin. I will send for you when we know more.”
He found Ser Jacelyn on the ramparts, watching several hundred new recruits drilling in the field below. With so many seeking refuge in King's Landing, there was no lack of men willing to join the City Watch for a full belly and a bed of straw in the barracks, but Tyrion had no illusions about how well these ragged defenders of theirs would fight if it came to battle.
”You did well to send for me,” Tyrion said. ”I shall leave Ser Cleos in your hands. He is to have every hospitality.”
”And his escort?” the commander wanted to know.
”Give them food and clean garb, and find a maester to see to their hurts. They are not to set foot inside the city, is that understood?” It would never do to have the truth of conditions in King's Landing reach Robb Stark in Riverrun.
”Well understood, my lord.”
”Oh, and one more thing. The alchemists will be sending a large supply of clay pots to each of the city gates. You're to use them to train the men who will work your spitfires. Fill the pots with green paint and have them drill at loading and firing. Any man who spatters should be replaced. When they have mastered the paint pots, subst.i.tute lamp oil and have them work at lighting the jars and firing them while aflame. Once they learn to do that without burning themselves, they may be ready for wildfire.”
Ser Jacelyn scratched at his cheek with his iron hand. ”Wise measures. Though I have no love for that alchemist's p.i.s.s.”
”Nor I, but I use what I'm given.”
Once back inside his litter, Tyrion Lannister drew the curtains and plumped a cus.h.i.+on under his elbow. Cersei would be displeased to learn that he had intercepted Stark's letter, but his father had sent him here to rule, not to please Cersei.
It seemed to him that Robb Stark had given them a golden chance. Let the boy wait at Riverrun dreaming of an easy peace. Tyrion would reply with terms of his own, giving the King in the North just enough of what he wanted to keep him hopeful. Let Ser Cleos wear out his bony Frey rump riding to and fro with offers and counters. All the while, their cousin Ser Stafford would be training and arming the new host he'd raised at Casterly Rock. Once he was ready, he and Lord Tywin could smash the Tullys and Starks between them.
Now if only Robert's brothers would be so accommodating. Glacial as his progress was, still Renly Baratheon crept north and east with his huge southron host, and scarcely a night pa.s.sed that Tyrion did not dread being awakened with the news that Lord Stannis was sailing his fleet up the Blackwater Rush. Well, it would seem I have a goodly stock of wildfire, but still . . .
The sound of some hubbub in the street intruded on his worries. Tyrion peered out cautiously between the curtains. They were pa.s.sing through Cobbler's Square, where a sizable crowd had gathered beneath the leather awnings to listen to the rantings of a prophet. A robe of undyed wool belted with a hempen rope marked him for one of the begging brothers.
”Corruption!” the man cried shrilly. ”There is the warning! Behold the Father's scourge!” He pointed at the fuzzy red wound in the sky. From this vantage, the distant castle on Aegon's High Hill was directly behind him, with the comet hanging forebodingly over its towers. A clever choice of stage, Tyrion reflected. ”We have become swollen, bloated, foul. Brother couples with sister in the bed of kings, and the fruit of their incest capers in his palace to the piping of a twisted little monkey demon. Highborn ladies fornicate with fools and give birth to monsters! Even the High Septon has forgotten the G.o.ds! He bathes in scented waters and grows fat on lark and lamprey while his people starve! Pride comes before prayer, maggots rule our castles, and gold is all . . . but no more! The Rotten Summer is at an end, and the Wh.o.r.emonger King is brought low! When the boar did open him, a great stench rose to heaven and a thousand snakes slid forth from his belly, hissing and biting!” He jabbed his bony finger back at comet and castle. ”There comes the Harbinger! Cleanse yourselves, the G.o.ds cry out, lest ye be cleansed! Bathe in the wine of righteousness, or you shall be bathed in fire! Fire!”
”Fire!” other voices echoed, but the hoots of derision almost drowned them out. Tyrion took solace from that. He gave the command to continue, and the litter rocked like a s.h.i.+p on a rough sea as the Burned Men cleared a path. Twisted little monkey demon indeed. The wretch did have a point about the High Septon, to be sure. What was it that Moon Boy had said of him the other day? A pious man who wors.h.i.+ps the Seven so fervently that he eats a meal for each of them whenever he sits to table. The memory of the fool's j.a.pe made Tyrion smile.
He was pleased to reach the Red Keep without further incident. As he climbed the steps to his chambers, Tyrion felt a deal more hopeful than he had at dawn. Time, that's all I truly need, time to piece it all together. Once the chain is done . . . He opened the door to his solar.
Cersei turned away from the window, her skirts swirling around her slender hips. ”How dare you ignore my summons!”
”Who admitted you to my tower?”
”Your tower? This is my son's royal castle.”
”So they tell me.” Tyrion was not amused. Crawn would be even less so; his Moon Brothers had the guard today. ”I was about to come to you, as it happens.”
”Were you?”
He swung the door shut behind him. ”You doubt me?”
”Always, and with good reason.”
”I'm hurt.” Tyrion waddled to the sideboard for a cup of wine. He knew no surer way to work up a thirst than talking with Cersei. ”If I've given you offense, I would know how.”
”What a disgusting little worm you are. Myrcella is my only daughter. Did you truly imagine that I would allow you to sell her like a bag of oats?”