Part 25 (1/2)
”It is certainly very kind of you, my lord.”
”I cannot tell you how delighted I was when you told me about your recreations. How charming it must be to go riding in a pung, with a lot of ladies and gentlemen. I was wondering if I could not get up a pung-ride.”
”We only do that in winter, when snow is on the ground, my lord,” Ruth replied, hardly able to repress a smile.
”Oh, dear me! how stupid I am! Of course not,” and his lords.h.i.+p laughed heartily at his blunder.
”Do you not have snow in London, my lord?”
”Yes, sometimes; but then we haven't any pungs. I don't know what they are. Maybe they are a sort of hackney or chariot?”
”We have no hackney coaches here, as yet, my lord, but Mr. Hanc.o.c.k and the governor and a few of our citizens have coaches. A pung is not at all like a coach. It is, instead, a sort of box on runners.”
”Oh, indeed, how interesting!”
”May I ask, my lord, what recreations you have in London?”
”We have quite a variety, I a.s.sure you, Miss Newville. We have card parties, where we play high or low, just as we feel. We have a.s.semblies, where we t.i.ttle-tattle and gossip. We gentlemen lay bets on the winning horse at the next Derby. We go to Drury Lane or Covent Garden, and clap our hands at the acting of Davy Garrick or Jimmy Quin. At the opera we go wild when Mademoiselle Truffi soars like a nightingale up to high C. We dance at b.a.l.l.s, array ourselves as harlequins and imps at masquerades, and see who can carry off the most bottles of port or sherry at dinner,” said his lords.h.i.+p, again laughing.
”Are you not jesting, my lord?”
”Oh no, Miss Newville; I am telling you sober truth. It is not exaggeration at all. For instance, the masquerade which the Duke and d.u.c.h.ess of Richmond gave on the king's last birthday was so gay that I can hardly hope to picture it. The duke's villa is on the banks of the Thames. The willows, elms, and oaks in the park were hung with lanterns, the house was all ablaze--lights in every room. Dukes, d.u.c.h.esses, earls, barons, lords, and ladies--more than six hundred--a.s.sembled in masquerade dress. The d.u.c.h.ess of Hamilton and Argyle was hostess. She appeared as Night, with a black trailing robe illuminated with silver stars, while her father was dressed as a footman, with the portrait of his other daughter dangling from a ribbon tied to a b.u.t.ton of his jacket.”
”Was it not rather out of character for a man old enough to be grave and dignified to take such a part?” Miss Newville asked.
”Perhaps so, but then we are expected to do absurd things in masquerade. Her grace the d.u.c.h.ess of Richmond, for instance, appeared as the Sultana of Persia, in a costume purchased in the bazaar of Bagdad. The d.u.c.h.ess of Grafton displayed her charms as Cleopatra. Now when we remember that Egypt and the Orient have a climate in which a person can get along without any great amount of clothing, it really does seem somewhat absurd for a lady, in a country with a climate like that of England, to attempt to imitate in dress, or undress, that celebrated queen of the East.”
Lord Upperton laughed again. ”Miss Fitzroy,” he continued, ”undertook to represent the Sultana of Turkey. If I remember rightly, she appeared in baggy silk trousers, high-heeled pink slippers, crimson jacket, embroidered with gold, and a white turban. Her bewitching eyes peeped through two holes in a muslin yashmak spangled with silver stars. Among the gentlemen I recall Lord Augustus Hervey, who disguised himself so completely as a jester that no one could make out who he was. He said saucy things as a court fool. He even guyed his own wife, and she never mistrusted she was flirting with her own husband, but then, as she was ready to flirt with anybody, it made no difference.”
Miss Newville hardly knew what reply to make as his lords.h.i.+p laughed again, and so remained silent.
”May I ask what character Lord Upperton a.s.sumed,” she asked.
”Oh, certainly. I appeared as a young devil, with hoofs, horns, and a forked tail. His satanic majesty, you know, is supposed to whisper things in people's ears, and you may be sure I acted out the character I a.s.sumed. I did it so well that Lady Lucy Hastings said I was a perfect imp of darkness.”
”Have you any other recreations?” Miss Newville inquired.
”Oh, yes, a great many. One diversion I am sure would charm you,--the club at Almack's, in which the ladies nominate gentlemen to members.h.i.+p and gentlemen the ladies. Only a few days before leaving London I attended a grand masquerade ball at Almack's, where my Lady Archer appeared as a boy wearing a postman's blue coat. Lord Edgecombe a.s.sumed the character of an old washerwoman. Sir Watkins Wynne rode into the hall on a goat, a.s.suming the character of holy Saint David.
The goat, more accustomed to browse in the pastures than take part in such high jinks, frightened by the blare of trumpets, the sc.r.a.ping of fiddles, and the whisking of the ladies' skirts as they went round in the dance, capered like mad, b.u.t.ted my Lady Winchester so that she fell flat upon the floor, upset holy Saint David, and kept the room in an uproar until a waiter seized the animal by the horns and another by the tail and led him from the hall.”
Lord Upperton roared with laughter, and Miss Newville could but join him in the merriment.
”It was a picturesque scene, I a.s.sure you, with peddlers, haymakers, shepherdesses, gypsies, chimney-sweeps, and nymphs,” his lords.h.i.+p said.
”May I ask, my lord, what a masquerade is supposed to represent?” Miss Newville inquired.
”Well, really now, I never thought of it. I suppose it means something, but just what, upon my soul, I cannot tell you, except to have a jolly good time and appear to be what we are not.”
”Are such masquerade b.a.l.l.s usually attended by n.o.ble lords and ladies?”
”Oh, yes. They are almost the exclusive patrons. I attended one a little while ago at Carlisle House. It was intended the king and queen should be patrons. Tickets were sent to his most gracious majesty, and, of course, there was a great crush. The king and queen returned the tickets, but everybody else was there. I remember that the Duke of Cleveland appeared as Henry VIII.; the Duke of Gloucester as a fine old English gentleman; the d.u.c.h.ess of Buccleugh as the Witch of Endor; Lady Edgecombe as a nun; the d.u.c.h.ess of Bolton as the G.o.ddess Diana; Lady Stanhope as Melopomene; the Countess of Waldegrave as Jane Sh.o.r.e; Lord Galway's daughter, Mrs. Monckton, as an Indian princess, in a golden robe, embroidered with diamonds, opals, and pearls worth thirty thousand pounds. One of the gentlemen came as a Swiss ballad-singer with a hurdy-gurdy, leading a tame bear with a muzzle on his nose. He had been stopped by the gate-keeper, because he had only a ticket and a half--the half ticket for the bear; but it being a she-bear and ladies being admitted at half price, the hurdy-gurdy man won the day.