Part 44 (1/2)

”What a droll, funny picture!” exclaims Lady Anne. ”Isn't it capital, Lord Farintosh?”

”I dare say--I confess I don't understand that sort of thing,” says his lords.h.i.+p. ”Don't, upon my honour. There's Odo Carton, always making those caricatures--I don't understand 'em. You'll come up to town to-morrow, won't you? And you're goin' to Lady Hm's, and to Hm and Hm's, ain't you?” (The names of these aristocratic places of resort were quite inaudible.) ”You mustn't let Miss Blackcap have it all her own way, you know, that you mustn't.”

”She won't have it all her own way,” says Miss Ethel. ”Lord Farintosh, will you do me a favour? Lady Innishowan is your aunt?”

”Of course she is my aunt.”

”Will you be so very good as to get a card for her party on Tuesday, for my cousin, Mr. Clive Newcome? Clive, please be introduced to the Marquis of Farintosh.”

The young Marquis perfectly well recollected those mustachios and their wearer on a former night, though he had not thought fit to make any sign of recognition. ”Anything you wish, Miss Newcome,” he said; ”delighted, I'm sure;” and turning to Clive--In the army, I suppose?”

”I am an artist,” says Clive, turning very red.

”Oh, really, I didn't know!” cries the n.o.bleman; and my lord bursting out laughing presently as he was engaged in conversation with Miss Ethel on the balcony, Clive thought, very likely with justice, ”He is making fun of my mustachios. Confound him! I should like to pitch him over into the street.” But this was only a kind wish on Mr. Newcome's part; not followed out by any immediate fulfilment.

As the Marquis of Farintosh seemed inclined to prolong his visit, and his company was exceedingly disagreeable to Clive, the latter took his departure for an afternoon walk, consoled to think that he should have Ethel to himself at the evening's dinner, when Lady Anne would be occupied about Sir Brian, and would be sure to be putting the children to bed, and, in a word, would give him a quarter of an hour of delightful tete-a-tete with the beautiful Ethel.

Clive's disgust was considerable when he came to dinner at length, and found Lord Farintosh, likewise invited, and sprawling in the drawing-room. His hopes of a tete-a-tete were over. Ethel and Lady Anne and my lord talked, as all people will, about their mutual acquaintance: what parties were coming off, who was going to marry whom, and so forth.

And as the persons about whom they conversed were in their own station of life, and belonged to the fas.h.i.+onable world, of which Clive had but a slight knowledge, he chose to fancy that his cousin was giving herself airs, and to feel sulky and uneasy during their dialogue.

Miss Newcome had faults of her own, and was worldly enough as perhaps the reader has begun to perceive; but in this instance no harm, sure, was to be attributed to her. If two gossips in Aunt Honeyman's parlour had talked over the affairs of Mr. Jones and Mr. Brown, Clive would not have been angry; but a young man of spirit not unfrequently mistakes his vanity for independence: and it is certain that nothing is more offensive to us of the middle cla.s.s than to hear the names of great folks constantly introduced into conversation.

So Clive was silent and ate no dinner, to the alarm of Martha, who had put him to bed many a time, and always had a maternal eye over him. When he actually refused currant and raspberry tart, and custard, the chef d'oeuvre of Miss Honeyman, for which she had seen him absolutely cry in his childhood, the good Martha was alarmed.

”Law, Master Clive!” she said, ”do 'ee eat some. Missis made it, you know she did;” and she insisted on bringing back the tart to him.

Lady Anne and Ethel laughed at this eagerness on the worthy old woman's part. ”Do 'ee eat some, Clive,” says Ethel, imitating honest Mrs. Hicks, who had left the room.

”It's doosid good,” remarked Lord Farintosh.

”Then do 'ee eat some more,” said Miss Newcome: on which the young n.o.bleman, holding out his plate, observed with much affability, that the cook of the lodgings was really a stunner for tarts.

”The cook! dear me, it's not the cook!” cries Miss Ethel. ”Don't you remember the princess in the Arabian Nights, who was such a stunner for tarts, Lord Farintosh?”

Lord Farintosh couldn't say that he did.

”Well, I thought not; but there was a princess in Arabia or China, or somewhere, who made such delicious tarts and custards that n.o.body's could compare with them; and there is an old lady in Brighton who has the same wonderful talent. She is the mistress of this house.”

”And she is my aunt, at your lords.h.i.+p's service,” said Mr. Clive, with great dignity.

”Upon my honour! did you make 'em, Lady Anne?” asked my lord.

”The Queen of Hearts made tarts!” cried out Miss Newcome, rather eagerly, and blus.h.i.+ng somewhat.

”My good old aunt, Miss Honeyman, made this one,” Clive would go on to say.

”Mr. Honeyman's sister, the preacher, you know, where we go on Sunday,”

Miss Ethel interposed.