Part 16 (1/2)

”I beg your pardon, Barnes,” Clive said, blus.h.i.+ng deeply, ”and I'm very sorry indeed for what pa.s.sed; I threw it.”

The Colonel, who had been listening with a queer expression of wonder and doubt on his face, here interrupted Mr. Barnes. ”It was Clive that--that spilled the wine over you last night,” Thomas Newcome said; ”the young rascal had drunk a great deal too much wine, and had neither the use of his head nor his hands, and this morning I have given him a lecture, and he has come to ask your pardon for his clumsiness; and if you have forgotten your share in the night's transaction, I hope you have forgotten his, and will accept his hand and his apology.”

”Apology: There's no apology,” cries Barnes, holding out a couple of fingers of his hand, but looking towards the Colonel. ”I don't know what happened any more than the dead. Did we have a row? Were there any gla.s.ses broken? The best way in such cases is to sweep 'em up. We can't mend them.”

The Colonel said gravely--”that he was thankful to find that the disturbance of the night before had no worse result.” He pulled the tail of Clive's coat, when that unlucky young blunderer was about to trouble his cousin with indiscreet questions or explanations, and checked his talk. ”The other night you saw an old man in drink, my boy,” he said, ”and to what shame and degradation the old wretch had brought himself.

Wine has given you a warning too, which I hope you will remember all your life; no one has seen me the worse for drink these forty years, and I hope both you young gentlemen will take counsel by an old soldier, who fully preaches what he practises, and beseeches you to beware of the bottle.”

After quitting their kinsman, the kind Colonel further improved the occasion with his son; and told him out of his own experience many stories of quarrels, and duels, and wine;--how the wine had occasioned the brawls, and the foolish speech overnight the b.l.o.o.d.y meeting at morning; how he had known widows and orphans made by hot words uttered in idle orgies: how the truest honour was the manly confession of wrong; and the best courage the courage to avoid temptation. The humble-minded speaker, whose advice contained the best of all wisdom, that which comes from a gentle and reverent spirit, and a pure and generous heart, never for once thought of the effect which he might be producing, but uttered his simple say according to the truth within him. Indeed, he spoke out his mind pretty resolutely on all subjects which moved or interested him; and Clive, his son, and his honest chum, Mr. Binnie, who had a great deal more reading and much keener intelligence than the Colonel, were amused often at his naive opinion about men, or books, or morals.

Mr. Clive had a very fine natural sense of humour, which played perpetually round his father's simple philosophy with kind and smiling comments. Between this pair of friends the superiority of wit lay, almost from the very first, on the younger man's side; but, on the other hand, Clive felt a tender admiration for his father's goodness, a loving delight in contemplating his elder's character, which he has never lost, and which in the trials of their future life inexpressibly cheered and consoled both of them! Beati illi! O man of the world, whose wearied eyes may glance over this page, may those who come after you so regard you! O generous boy, who read in it, may you have such a friend to trust and cherish in youth, and in future days fondly and proudly to remember!

Some four or five weeks after the quasi-reconciliation between Clive and his kinsman, the chief part of Sir Brian Newcome's family were a.s.sembled at the breakfast-table together, where the meal was taken in common, and at the early hour of eight (unless the senator was kept too late in the House of Commons overnight); and Lady Anne and her nursery were now returned to London again, little Alfred being perfectly set up by a month of Brighton air. It was a Thursday morning; on which day of the week, it has been said, the Newcome Independent and the Newcome Sentinel both made their appearance upon the Baronet's table. The household from above and from below; the maids and footmen from the bas.e.m.e.nt; the nurses, children, and governesses from the attics; all poured into the room at the sound of a certain bell.

I do not sneer at the purpose for which, at that chiming eight-o'clock bell, the household is called together. The urns are hissing, the plate is s.h.i.+ning; the father of the house, standing up, reads from a gilt book for three or four minutes in a measured cadence. The members of the family are around the table in an att.i.tude of decent reverence; the younger children whisper responses at their mother's knees; the governess wors.h.i.+ps a little apart; the maids and the large footmen are in a cl.u.s.ter before their chairs, the upper servants performing their devotion on the other side of the sideboard; the nurse whisks about the unconscious last-born, and tosses it up and down during the ceremony.

I do not sneer at that--at the act at which all these people are a.s.sembled--it is at the rest of the day I marvel; at the rest of the day, and what it brings. At the very instant when the voice has ceased speaking and the gilded book is shut, the world begins again, and for the next twenty-three hours and fifty-seven minutes all that household is given up to it. The servile squad rises up and marches away to its bas.e.m.e.nt, whence, should it happen to be a gala-day, those tall gentlemen at present attired in Oxford mixture will issue forth with flour plastered on their heads, yellow coats, pink breeches, sky-blue waistcoats, silver lace, buckles in their shoes, black silk bags on their backs, and I don't know what insane emblems of servility and absurd bedizenments of folly. Their very manner of speaking to what we call their masters and mistresses will be a like monstrous masquerade.

You know no more of that race which inhabits the bas.e.m.e.nt floor, than of the men and brethren of Timbuctoo, to whom some among us send missionaries. If you met some of your servants in the streets (I respectfully suppose for a moment that the reader is a person of high fas.h.i.+on and a great establishment), you would not know their faces.

You might sleep under the same roof for half a century and know nothing about them. If they were ill, you would not visit them, though you would send them an apothecary and of course order that they lacked for nothing. You are not unkind, you are not worse than your neighbours.

Nay, perhaps, if you did go into the kitchen, or to take the tea in the servants'-hall, you would do little good, and only bore the folks a.s.sembled there. But so it is. With those fellow-Christians who have been just saying Amen to your prayers, you have scarcely the community of Charity. They come, you don't know whence; they think and talk, you don't know what; they die, and you don't care, or vice versa. They answer the bell for prayers as they answer the bell for coals: for exactly three minutes in the day you all kneel together on one carpet--and, the desires and pet.i.tions of the servants and masters over, the rite called family wors.h.i.+p is ended.

Exeunt servants, save those two who warm the newspaper, administer the m.u.f.fins, and serve out the tea. Sir Brian reads his letters, and chumps his dry toast. Ethel whispers to her mother, she thinks Eliza is looking very ill. Lady Anne asks, which is Eliza? Is it the woman that was ill before they left town? If she is ill, Mrs. Trotter had better send her away. Mrs. Trotter is only a great deal too good-natured. She is always keeping people who are ill. Then her ladys.h.i.+p begins to read the Morning Post, and glances over the names of the persons who were present at Baroness Bosco's ball, and Mrs. Toddle Tompkyns's soiree dansante in Belgrave Square.

”Everybody was there,” says Barnes, looking over from his paper.

”But who is Mrs. Toddle Tompkyns?” asks mamma. ”Who ever heard of a Mrs.

Toddle Tompkyns? What do people mean by going to such a person?”

”Lady Popinjoy asked the people,” Barnes says gravely. ”The thing was really doosed well done. The woman looked frightened; but she's pretty, and I am told the daughter will have a great lot of money.”

”Is she pretty, and did you dance with her?” asks Ethel.

”Me dance!” says Mr. Barnes. We are speaking of a time before casinos were, and when the British youth were by no means so active in dancing practice as at this present period. Barnes resumed the reading of his county paper, but presently laid it down, with an execration so brisk and loud, that his mother gave a little outcry, and even his father looked up from his letters to ask the meaning of an oath so unexpected and ungenteel.

”My uncle, the Colonel of sepoys, and his amiable son have been paying a visit to Newcome--that's the news which I have the pleasure to announce to you,” says Mr. Barnes.

”You are always sneering about our uncle,” breaks in Ethel, with impetuous voice, ”and saying unkind things about Clive. Our uncle is a dear, good, kind man, and I love him. He came to Brighton to see us, and went out every day for hours and hours with Alfred; and Clive, too, drew pictures for him. And he is good, and kind, and generous, and honest as his father. And Barnes is always speaking ill of him behind his back.”

”And his aunt lets very nice lodgings, and is altogether a most desirable acquaintance,” says Mr. Barnes. ”What a shame it is that we have not cultivated that branch of the family!”

”My dear fellow,” cries Sir Brian, ”I have no doubt Miss Honeyman is a most respectable person. Nothing is so ungenerous as to rebuke a gentleman or a lady on account of their poverty, and I coincide with Ethel in thinking that you speak of your uncle and his son in terms which, to say the least, are disrespectful.”

”Miss Honeyman is a dear little old woman,” breaks in Ethel. ”Was not she kind to Alfred, mamma, and did not she make him nice jelly? And a Doctor of Divinity--you know Clive's grandfather was a Doctor of Divinity, mamma, there's a picture of him in a wig--is just as good as a banker, you know he is.”

”Did you bring some of Miss Honeyman's lodging-house cards with you, Ethel?” says her brother, ”and had we not better hang up one or two in Lombard Street; hers and our other relation's, Mrs. Mason?”

”My darling love, who is Mrs. Mason?” asks Lady Anne.

”Another member of the family, ma'am. She was cousin----”