Part 7 (1/2)
”The original orphanage?” asked Penny. ”There are others?”
”Mr. Steamspell is the most successful owner of orphanages around! He opens a new one every month! If I knew the secret of his cost efficiency, I wouldn't be working in this dump of a law enforcement station, I can tell you that much.”
”Is he a kind man?”
”Steamspell? I think the majority of his success comes from other attributes besides kindness, but you can't argue with his results. You're in luck. He has a brand-new facility not ten miles from here.”
Nathan felt as if he'd been gored in the stomach by a rhinoceros. The eggs he'd eaten for breakfast immediately threatened to spew from his body in a yellow-and-white waterfall of terror.
”Isn't there another option?” asked Penny. ”Foster care, perhaps?”
”No, ma'am. I'm afraid there isn't.”
Penny looked over at Nathan. ”I don't think the orphanage is the most enriching environment for a boy like him.”
”I agree with you completely,” said Officer Danbury. ”There are countless better places for a child to grow up, but the other options are all based on the a.s.sumption that the child's parents aren't dead. If one parent is alive, then the options increase by about fifty percent, but in this case there's really nothing else we can do.”
”What if...” Penny cleared her throat again. ”What if we wanted to keep him? Just for a short while?”
”Oh, no, I'm afraid that isn't possible. You could be an unfit parent. If you want to adopt him, you'll need to get him from the orphanage. We can't just hand him over to you-I mean, I'd be a pretty shabby officer of the law if I just said 'Want a child? Here you go.' You needn't worry about his safety, though. I'm sure Steamspell will be so elated that Nathan here wasn't eaten that he'll put him under his own personal protection.”
Nathan felt as if the imaginary rhino that was currently goring a hole in his chest had begun to move its head in larger and larger circles. Should he flee? Should he quickly commit some sort of crime so that he could live in jail instead of the orphanage?
Penny glanced at Nathan, and then at Mary. The sisters exchanged a look that Nathan couldn't quite decipher. And then Penny's expression transformed into one of rage, and she grabbed Nathan painfully by the ear.
”You awful child! How dare you impersonate a dead boy? I should have known that this was another of your lies! I shall take you back to the house next door where I found you and tell your parents all about your disgraceful deception!” She stood up, not letting go of Nathan's ear. ”Officer Danbury, I apologize for not discovering the lie until just now. Sometimes my sister and I are very slow. I a.s.sure you that he'll be dealt with and that it will never happen again.”
”That's quite all right,” said Officer Danbury. ”I don't like having my time wasted, but this actually saves me time because I won't have to make arrangements with the orphanage. The whole process would have taken a good half hour or so, and you barely wasted five minutes, so I believe I may go out and have a smoke.”
Penny said nothing as she dragged Nathan back out to the car. But as soon as they drove away, her expression softened. ”Are you okay? Did I stretch your ear too much?”
”It's fine.”
”We do not promise that you can live with us forever. But until such time as we feel the need to end the arrangement, we would like to invite you to be our son.”
Nathan said yes.
EIGHT.
They went home-home!-and had a delicious lunch. And then Penny stood up, folded her arms over her chest, and looked quite serious.
”In this household, we do not tolerate those who wish to wallow in the warm mud of their own laziness. You will be expected to work. I do not mean that you will have to get a job in a cannery or anything like that, but you'll have to help keep the house and the yard clean. At mealtime, you will eat everything on your plate, unless one of the adults declares it unsuitable for consumption. And you'll have to go to school when the new term begins in the fall.”
”School?” Nathan was horrified. ”But the other kids will make fun of me!”
”And so what if they do? I won't have people think that we're raising an uneducated hill child. It's never enjoyable to be ridiculed by others, but you'll learn to cope.”
”Yes, ma'am.”
The next day was Monday. Penny worked as a librarian and Mary managed a small restaurant, and though they were both scheduled to work, they took the day off in order to take Nathan shopping. They bought him seven new sets of clothes, a brand-new pair of shoes, and a toothbrush that they promised him wouldn't be stolen. He was given his choice of any stuffed animal at the toy shop (except those on the top shelf; they were too expensive) and picked a friendly looking orange bear that he named Cartwheel, for no reason except that he thought a bear like that would be inclined to do a cartwheel.
”One more stop, and then we'll go home and play Exploding Nines again,” said Penny, as they got back into the car. Nathan was so happy to have Cartwheel on his lap that it didn't occur to him to question why Penny had not identified the actual location of the stop.
”No!” he said, following that word with a gasp, when the moment of revelation finally arrived. ”Please!”
”Nathan, you have to go to the doctor. Who knows what kind of germs or parasites you acquired while living in the woods? We'd be irresponsible parents if we didn't make sure you had a clean bill of health.”
”What if he gives me a shot?”
”Then you'll thank him for his concern about your well being. Many boys who need shots don't get them.”
”What if he wants to take out my teeth?”
”Don't be silly. He's not going to try to remove your teeth. We're not going to let him hurt you. And by that, of course, I mean we're not going to let him cause any damage that has no long-term benefit. The shot itself may sting a bit.”
Though Nathan wanted to protest some more, he also didn't want Penny and Mary to decide that they were caring for a bratty child, so he said nothing else.
”Don't worry,” said Mary. ”If he seems overly fixated on your teeth, we'll tell him that you, being unintelligent, glued joke teeth into your mouth, and that our next visit is to the dentist to have the adhesive removed, with great physical discomfort to be endured on your part.”
”Okay,” said Nathan.
Nathan was not good at judging people's ages, but the doctor seemed to be the oldest man who had ever existed. He was gray and wrinkled and frail, with a neatly trimmed mustache and beard.
”Dear me,” he said, as Nathan sat down on his examination table. ”Such malnutrition! A wider array of blisters I've never seen. I should think that he was kept locked in a bas.e.m.e.nt, with nothing to do but pace day and night.”
”He is the son of our cousin,” said Penny. ”He was sent to us when his parents moved to an island that did not allow children.”
”Well, I would discourage them from returning to the mainland, because I would have a word or two with them, and they would not be words that they wanted to hear. They would be stern, menacing words. This is disgraceful, simply disgraceful. I would weep if I were the type of person who believed that it is okay for a man to weep.”
”Can you help him?”
”Yes. His body has not yet degenerated to the point of no return, which is why he is still alive. I'll give him a shot to cure his obvious case of Deadly Forest Plague, another shot to replace six of the eight vitamins his body is sorely lacking, another shot to cure the mange, another shot just in case, and, finally, a shot to tame his urge to kill.”
Penny looked shocked. ”Does he really have an urge to kill?”
”All children do these days.”
”Are you sure you're not trying to sell us an unnecessary shot?”
”I'm not going to lie to you,” said the doctor. ”I very well could be and probably am. But it's not an expensive shot, and now that I've instilled that sense of unease about the boy's possible murderous impulses, it will be well worth the purchase price to remove the fear.”