Chapter 014 – Close Quarters Combat Expert (1/2)

Chapter 014- Close Quarters Combat Expert

Translated by: BerrryBunz.

Edited by: Robin and Boost Turtle.

Ah Mo Li also became attentive, and perked up his ears.

“Heaven’s Road uh.” Old Fart Wei’s face looked like he was recalling the past fondly, yet brought about a tinge of ignorance saying: “That place is a place full of opportunities and is also very dangerous.”

He glimpsed at Tang Tian and Ah Mo Li, and changed his words: “Alright, you both are still very far from learning about Heaven’s Road. Let us now talk about a more current problem.”

“Current problem?” Tang Tian twitched his mouth in discontent. “Hey, Old Fart, you are not planning to cheat us into doing bad things again are you?”

Ah Mo Li was amazed: “ Fundamental Tang, You too have seen through his plots?”

“That!” With a proud face, Tang Tian bellowed: “In front of a godlike man, whatever demons and ghosts, will all show their real colors! With such a vulgar character, when will he ever freely treat us to a barbeque? One who unaccountably shows interests always hides evil intentions!”

“That’s right! Hiding his evil intentions!” Ah Mo Li repeated in a high pitched voice.

Old Fart Wei: “…..”

“Don’t deny it, old fart. Seeing that you are our principal, oh, we can talk about anything.” Tang Tian gave off a “I know” feeling.

“Yes, The heaven will quote a price, and the ones below will pay the price!” Ah Mo Li added.

(TN: Meaning that Old Fart Wei just has to say it, and the two of them will do it)

Old Fart Wei remained silent and slapped on his thigh very hard: “As expected, these two are worthy of being called geniuses! There’s nothing that can escape from your eyes. Good, then I shall tell you!”

The two remained still, and looked at Old Fart Wei.

Old Fart Wei felt pressured and coughed slightly: “Regarding that, two days ago, I just checked our academy’s points only to find out we did not accumulate enough. You know, if an academy does not accumulate sufficient points, the academy will be disqualified. Oh, it’s almost time for the Star Wind Martial Meet, if the both of you attend it, and achieve outstanding results, then the academy’s points might make the cut. As the academy’s talents, both of you can’t just watch the academy’s downfall yeah?”

“Can’t you?” Tang Tian suddenly turned to ask Ah Mo Li.

Ah Mo Li did not understand :”Why can’t I?”

Tang Tian turned back, with a righteous yet stern look : “I can too.”

The Old Fart Wei paused then jumped in rage :”As the students of our academy, how can you just stand by and watch? Are all of you cold blooded? Are you still a man? You…”

Both of them squat and sat down, opened their big eyes, innocently looking at Old Fart Wei, gazing at him with a pure look.

This method did not work, Old Fart Wei gritted his teeth: “Say, what conditions do you want?”

“Housefly cow, come right here!” Tang Tian waved like a Big Boss.

Ah Mo Li’s copper eyes shimmered, with he gestured with his coarse fingers as thick as carrots: ‘It’s not easy to earn any points now, all students in the Star Wind City are eligible to attend this meet. Ohohoh, to think of the cruel process can make my hair stand. How many people must we fight…”

He babbled nonstop and his saliva splattered all over.

Blah blah blah, Ah Mo Li spoke non stop for three full minutes before stopping.

Old Fart Wei smiled widely and asked: “Finished?”

Ah Mo Li and Tang Tian looked at each other, a premonition harboring in their hearts.

Old Fart Wei flung one hand, and rascally said: “I forgot to say, I have already sent in your names to participate.”

Tang Tian: “…”

Ah Mo Li: “…”

The truth was told, a dishonest business could never win a rogue.

Not able to benefit from it, Tang Tian and Ah Mo Li were disappointed.

“Rank three mental cultivation arts, young rascal, what do you think of it?” Old Fart Wei looked at Tang Tian and added: “Your True Power is already at the second level, and it’s logical to enter the third level as soon as possible!”

“Rank three mental cultivation arts? What are you saying?” Tang Tian asked.

“You’re asking the right person!” Old Fart Wei looked as though he had a lot to teach: “to enter the third level, other than mental cultivation, you need to be clear of your developmental path. Greediness will only disperse your energy, causing you to get nothing done.”

Stunned, Tang Tian said: “That sounds pretty logical.”

“Honestly, you spent so much time on the fundamental martial techniques, you have already missed the window period.” Old Fart Wei looked serious: “A person’s most prime five years are the age of twelve to seventeen years old. And in these five years, you spent it all on fundamental martial techniques. Many would think you’re wasting your time, but I think it’s to your advantage.”

“Oh, quickly say it!” Tang Tian’s spirit rose. After so many years, when everyone talked about him, they felt sorry for Tang Tian and did not understand his plight. It was the first time he heard someone say it was to his advantage.

“You used five years on the fundamental martial techniques. Your fundamentals are very solid, and very holistic. This would help you in your future path of cultivating martial techniques. When you cultivate the other martial techniques, it will be a lot easier to master them. As long as you can persevere, the time you lost can always be earned back. Young rascal, I see potential in you!”

Without an ounce of humility, Tang Tian nodded: “Hahaha, Old Fart, you have good taste!”

“Haha!” Old Fart Wei laughed: “Yet your road is destined to be tough, you need to be mentally prepared.”

Tang Tian shook his head thoughtlessly: “An arduous road is nothing to a godlike young rascal like me!”

“You’ve got ambition! I like young rascals with ambitions!” Old Fart Wei said: “Let’s talk about your developmental path. Your body features are outstanding, your fundamentals are strong, you have fast reaction speed, and you’re powerful. You’re ferocious. These are all your advantages. Do you know what this is suited for?”

Engrossed, Tang Tian asked hurriedly: “What is it suited for?”

‘Close quarters combat!” Old Fart Wei splurted out these words: “Close quarters combat requires proportionate body features, a super fast reaction speed, a ferocious power, a heart that fears nothing, and lastly, it has an unrealistic expectation of the fundamental martial techniques. So how? Young rascal, isn’t it enticing? Doesn’t close quarters combat expert sound macho!”

Tang Tian’s eyes shined and nodded: “I like this! I like to fight the most! Old Fart, I couldn’t tell but you’ve got a knack for this!”