Chapter 007 – Old Fart Wei (2/2)

Today, five years of stupidly persevering and looking like a fool, finally had its rewards.

“Haha, I must definitely defeat Little Grey a few times! That way, I will gain much more time!”

“I want to go to Heaven’s Road! I want to find Qian Hui! Waoooooo!”

“I am actually a godlike person, huh! HAHAHAHAHA!”

Cheering sounds could be heard from outside the house.

Suddenly, the cheers stopped, Tang Tian’s smile froze. He suddenly realised that there was a problem. Where would he go to learn rank two martial arts?

Rank two martial arts were different from fundamental martial arts, as Spirit Cards were required to attain them. Without the Spirit Cards, it was impossible to practise. Martial artists used their own spirit’s brand to imprint onto the card, becoming a Spirit Card. Spirit Cards had two uses, and one of them was to learn its imprinted martial arts.

“Spirit Cards! Spirit Cards! Spirit Cards….” Tang Tian eyes were fixed, mouth repeatedly saying.

Bronze Grade Rank Two Spirit Cards were not cheap, and Spirit Cards were usually self-provided, whereby after entering an establishment, the school will give out Spirit cards according to the student’s strength.

Tang Tian’s gaze was more and more focused.

Peng peng peng!

An earthshaking knock on the door made Tang Tian jump in fright. The door shook violently, like it was falling apart.

Tang Tian snapped out of his fright, instantly remembering that he had no money to fix the door if it broke! He hurriedly got up to the door.

Peng!

The wooden door could not take the knocking any longer, and loudly shattered into many pieces.

Tang Tian finally understood what it meant when they say that ‘when the roof is leaking, that’s when you’ll get several continuous nights of rain’. He stood there looking at the shattered parts of the doors in a daze….

[Robin: To those who don’t understand, the idiom basically means that one bad thing usually leads to many others]

“Fundamental Tang! You have finally been fired! Ahha, That’s great! Truly great!” Ah Mo Li was roaring from the outside with joy.

Tang Tian’s eyes shifted with a vicious look, and finally lost it.

His face twisted into a maniacal expression, if any normal man saw him at this moment, he would most likely turn tails and run!

“Hahahaha! Freaking great! Freaking great!” Ah Mo Li’s saliva splattered everywhere, rushing into the house with his enormous body, resembling a fierce wind. “Fundamental Tang! This is your karma! You are destined to work with me to create a new Martial Dao! Come, come to my Beast Academy! Let us work together to create a New Martial Dao!”

Tang Tian, who was just about to blow, was startled. Beast Academy….

“Cough” Tang Tian relaxed his fists, feigned a cough, acting like a veteran in the field and said, “Dumb cow, tell me, does your Wild Beast Academy have any good opportunities?”

“Opportunities? What do you mean?” Ah Mo Li ignorantly replied.

Tang Tian immediately gave up, “Fuck, can’t believe there are so many people in this world dumber than me!” Disappointed, he waved his hand, “Let us discuss about how’re you’re going to compensate for my door.”

Ah Mo Li looked at the door, looked back to Tang Tian and fervently said, “Fundamental Tang, come to my Beast Academy….”

Tang Tian looked at Ah Mo Li unbelievably, thinking in his heart “How can there be such a dimwit in this world…”

Wait a minute!

“How did you know I quit school? Tang Tian’s face darkened.

“You didn’t know? The Zhou Clan originally did not want to spread it out, but that stupid Young Master Zhou, joyfully exclaimed that he will be the Big Boss of Andrew Academy from now on, and the entire Star Wind City caught wind of it. The Zhou Clan this time has lost a lot of face!” Ah Mo Li answered.

Zhou Clan!

Tang Tian finally saw the reason why he was fired, with a vicious look in his eyes, he clenched his fists tightly. This debt will definitely be repaid!

“Come to my Beast Academy! Come on, come on!” Ah Mo Li impatiently looked at Tang Tian.

Seeing this, Tang Tian knew he had to be more direct.”I only know fundamental martial arts. I just got fired, How can Beast Academy even think of taking me in?”

“Huh, good point!” Ah Mo Li’s face suddenly changed, nodding his head immediately.

Seeing him act like this, Tang Tian did not even have the heart to scold him anymore.

Ah Mo Li frowned, squatted down, and looked like he was racking his brains thinking about something.

“Hey, hurry give me compensation for the door.” Tang Tian reminded Ah Mo Li, “Don’t waste my time, I still have to find work. Even godlike men need to find work!”

Just at this moment, Ah Mo Li slapped the ground with delight in his eyes and happy replied “Ha ha! I have a plan!”

Peng!

Tang Tian felt the floor shaking for a second, almost losing his balance.

With both his hands completely embedded into the ground, Ah Mo Li tensed his fists, causing spider web-like densely packed cracks and crevices to appear.

Dust from the ceiling started to fall, rustling sounds from the roof could be heard, and Tang Tian stood there like a dumb wooden chick, both eyes staring blankly.

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Tang Tian looked at the dirty old man in front of him, sloppier and shabbier than him. He turned his suspicious face and gazed at Ah Mo Li, thinking if the dumb cow actually really did a kind deed?

Although Ah Mo Li grew up to look like a good man, it was not the time to do a good deed!

“Old Fart Wei, I have brought a genius to your school!” Ah Mo Li shouting loudly, seemingly very close to the old man.

School?

Hearing this word, Tang Tian was even more suspicious. Which school would actually allow such a sloppy person to hold a position in the school?

“Genius?” Old Fart Wei squinted his eyes: ”Fundamental martial arts genius?”

Ah Mo Li was shocked, admiringly said, “ Ah Ah Ah! Even you can tell!”

Standing there rolling his eyes, Tang Tian could not believe that Ah Mo Li could not understand the irony in the old man’s speech.

Pleased with himself, Ah Mo Li continued, “He is the martial artist I respect the most, he has the strongest martial artist heart, and is determined to create his own Martial Dao. He is Perfect Fundamentals Tang, Tang Tian, a godlike man!”

“Hehehe! That sounds really powerful!” Old Fart Wei laughed, squinting his eyes and sizing Tang Tian up.

“How is it? We have struck it big now!” Ah Mo Li vouched for Tang Tian, patted his chest, vibrating them. Proudly, he continued, “Once you let him in, that broken school of yours, will definitely turn over.”

“Wuwuwu, that makes sense that makes sense. Yet, such an interesting matter, Ah Mo Li, you don’t wish to participate?” Old Fart Wei beamed at Ah Mo Li.

Tang Tian could not take it anymore. In his eyes, the old man just wanted to hit on Ah Mo Li, like a kidnapper. Although he wished to enter a school, if it was at the expense of Ah Mo Li, he would not accept it.

This housefly cow might be a bit dull, but as an older brother I couldn’t help but feel obligated to help him.

He was about to stop the conversation when he suddenly saw Ah Mo Li pulling out his carrot-like fingers and started counting, “It’s not that I cannot go, but you have to promise. At least a Silver Grade blade related Rank Four Spirit Card. Three times the usual pay. Five grade four star rocks, fifty grade three star rocks, full marks on every test results yet I am excused from class. If I can achieve the rank of top 50 in the Star Wind City government exam, the reward will be five grade four star rocks. If I manage to hit top 30, ten grade four star rocks. If I hit top 10, twenty grade four star rocks. If I hit top 5, forty grade four star rocks. And if I get the first place, one grade five star rock.”

Hearing that, Tang Tian was flabbergasted, Such a swindling deal!

Once this lion opened its mouth… It was truly brutal and inhuman!

“Deal!” Old Fart Wei said without the slightest hesitation, sealing the promise in one word.

Tang Tian momentarily had tears flowing across his whole face.