136 THE VEGAN MERMAID (2/2)
”Why should we believe you and who are you? What are you doing here in the first place?”
”Tsss...Thank you for that wonderful question. My name is Arva. Starting with a capital ”A” and a small letter ”A” again at the last. Arva, at your service, and I,.. Thank You!!!”
The mermaid introduced herself as if she was in a pageant.
”What kind of audience are you guys? You have to clap after an introduction. Don't you know basic courtesy? Gosh! Go on... Clap your hands...”
The group was not sure what exactly was happening but they just decided to clap their hands in the end.
”Very good! That's more like it. Anyways, I'm the newly recruited guardian from The Ancient Domains of Mystery. I was chosen to guard the entrance of Echurid and if not because of your untimely interruption, I would have done my introduction already. You know??? Gosh! These lads, how troublesome.”
The group was rendered speechless by how the mermaid talked to them.
Is that the common norm shared between guardians? After all, it was just a couple of hours when they met the guardian at their school. The talking oak tree is as weird as this mermaid before them.
”MEOW”
[It seems that being weird is part of the basic work etiquette among guardians, I suppose.]
Nevertheless, the group still did not lower their guards. It was still unsure whether the mermaid was saying the truth or not.
On the other hand, seeing how the young warlocks were following clapping obediently after being told to do so while eyeing her suspiciously the mermaid chuckled.
”There, there. It's good that you know how to practice caution. But I must say, you guys really think too highly of yourself. You aren't my type! Gosh... To be honest, you don't look like delicious at all. I'm afraid that if I ate you, Ill just get a bad stomach. Ewwww”
Being mocked and told that they look undesirable by a lady, although she was just a half lady at that, it still deals a huge blow to Yun Xue and the other's pride.
After all, they prided themselves with their good looks and charisma
What do you mean by 'you will get a bad stomach after eating us'? We're top quality goods! We are fresh! Really really fresh!
The group of young warlocks was shouting in indignation within their minds.