Part 97 (1/2)

”Steady there, cowboy,” Perry said.

”Sorry, sorry,” Lester muttered.

Perry lowered him to the sofa, then looked around. ”You got anything to drink? Water? I didn't really expect the bus would take as long as it did.”

”You're taking the bus around Burbank?” Lester said. ”Christ, Perry, this is Los Angeles. Even homeless people drive cars.”

Perry looked away and shook his head. ”The bus is cheaper.” Lester pursed his lips. ”You got anything to drink?”

”In the fridge,” Lester said, pointing to a set of nested clay pot evaporative coolers. Perry grinned at the jury-rigged cooler and rummaged around in its mouth for a while. ”Anything, you know, buzzy?

Guarana? Caffeine, even?”

Lester gave an apologetic shrug. ”Not me, not anymore. Nothing goes into my body without oversight by a team of very expensive nutritionists.”

”You don't look so bad,” Perry said. ”Maybe a little skinny --”

Lester cut him off. ”Not bad like the people you see on TV, huh? Not bad like the dying ones.” The fatkins had overwhelmed the nation's hospitals in successive waves of sickened disintegrating skeletons whose brittle bones and ruined joints had outstripped anyone's ability to cope with them. The only thing that kept the crisis from boiling over entirely was the fast mortality that followed on the first symptoms -- difficulty digesting, persistent stiffness. Once you couldn't keep down high-calorie slurry, you just starved to death.

”Not like them,” Perry agreed. He had a bit of limp, Lester saw, and his old broken arm hung slightly stiff at his side.

”I'm doing OK,” Lester said. ”You wouldn't believe the medical bills, of course.”

”Don't let Freddy know you've got the sickness,” Perry said. ”He'd love that story -- 'fatkins pioneer pays the price --'”

”Freddy! Man, I haven't thought of that s.h.i.+theel in -- Christ, a decade, at least. Is he still alive?”

Perry shrugged. ”Might be. I'd think that if he'd keeled over someone would have asked me to pitch in to charter a bus to go p.i.s.s on his grave.”

Lester laughed hard, so hard he hurt his chest and had to sag back into the sofa, doing deep yoga breathing until his ribs felt better.

Perry sat down opposite him on the sofa with a bottle of Lester's special thrice-distilled flat water in a torpedo-shaped bottle. ”Suzanne?” he asked.

”Good,” Lester said. ”Spends about half her time here and half on the road. Writing, still.”

”What's she on to now?”

”Cooking, if you can believe it. Molecular gastronomy -- food hackers who use centrifuges to clarify their consomme. She says she's never eaten better. Last week it was some kid who'd written a genetic algorithm to evolve custom printable molecules that can bridge two unharmonius flavors to make them taste good together -- like, what do you need to add to chocolate and sardines to make them freakin'

delicious?”

”Is there such a molecule?”

”Suzanne says there is. She said that they misted it into her face with a vaporizer while she ate a sardine on a slab of dark chocolate and it tasted better than anything she'd ever had before.”

”OK, that's just wrong,” Perry said. The two of them were grinning at each other like fools.

Lester couldn't believe how good it felt to be in the same room as Perry again after all these years. His old friend was much older than the last time they'd seen each other. There was a lot of grey in his short hair, and his hairline was a lot higher up his forehead. His knuckles were swollen and wrinkled, and his face had deep lines, making him look carved. He had the leathery skin of a roadside homeless person, and there were little scars all over his arms and a few on his throat.

”How's Hilda?” Lester asked.