Part 92 (1/2)
”I'm a great believer in compet.i.tive intelligence.”
”You work for Disney?”
”They both work for Disney, Lester,” Suzanne said. ”This is Sammy and Herve.” *Herve doesn't do much talking,* she mentally added, *but he seems to be in charge*.
”That's right,” Sammy said, seeming to come to himself at last. ”And it's an honor to formally meet you at last. I run the DiaB program. I see you're a fan. I've read quite a bit about you, of course, thanks to Ms Church here.”
Lester's hands closed and opened, closed and opened. ”You were, what, you were sneaking around here?”
”Have I mentioned that I'm a great fan of *your work*? Not just the ride, either. This DiaBolical, well, it's --”
”What are you doing here?”
Suzanne had expected something like this. Lester wasn't like Perry, he wouldn't go off the deep-end with this guy, but he wasn't going to be his best buddy, either. Still, someone needed to intervene before this melted down altogether.
”Lester,” she said, putting her hand on his warm shoulder. ”Do you want to show these guys what you're working on?”
He blew air through his nose a couple times, then settled down. He even smiled.
”This one,” he said, pointing to a DiaBolical, ”I've got it running an experimental firmware that lets it print out hollow components. They're a lot lighter and they don't last as long. But they're also way less consumptive on goop. You get about ten times as much printing out of them.”
Suzanne noted that this bit of news turned both of the Disney execs a little green. They made a lot of money selling goop, she knew.
”This one,” Lester continued, patting a DiaB that was open to the elements, its imps lounging in its guts, ”we mix some serious epoxy in with it, some carbon fibers. The printouts are practically indestructible. There are some kids around here who've been using it to print parts for bicycles --”
”Those were printed on *this*?” Sammy said.
”We ran into Francis and his gang,” Suzanne explained.
Lester nodded. ”Yeah, it's not perfect, though. The epoxy clogs up the works and the imps really don't like it. I only get two or three days out of a printer after I convert it. I'm working on changing the mix to fix that, though.”
”After all,” Guignol noted sourly, ”it's not as if you have to pay for new DiaBs when you break one.”
Lester smiled nastily at him. ”Exactly,” he said. ”We've got a great research subsidy around here.”
Guignol looked away, lips pursed.
”This one,” Lester said, choosing not to notice, ”this one is the realization of an age-old project.” He pointed to the table next to it, where its imps were carefully fitting together some very fine parts.
Sammy leaned in close, inspecting their work. After a second, he hissed like a teakettle, then slapped his knee.
Now Lester's smile was more genuine. He loved it when people appreciated his work. ”You figured it out?”
”You're printing DiaBs!”
”Not the whole thing,” Lester said. ”A lot of the logic needs an FPGA burner. And we can't do some of the conductive elements, either. But yeah, about 90 percent of the DiaB can be printed in a DiaB.”
Suzanne hadn't heard about this one, though she remembered earlier attempts, back in the golden New Work days, the dream of self-replicating machines. Now she looked close, leaning in next to Sammy, so close she could feel his warm breath. There was something, well, *spooky* about the imps building a machine using another one of the machines.
”It's, what, it's like it's alive, and reproducing itself,” Sammy said.