Part 12 (2/2)

A Ballad of Ducks

The railway rattled and roared and swung With jolting carriage and b.u.mping trucks.

The sun, like a billiard red ball, hung In the Western sky: and the tireless tongue Of the wild-eyed man in the corner told This terrible tale of the days of old, And the party that ought to have kept the ducks.

”Well, it ain't all joy bein' on the land With an overdraft that'd knock you flat; And the rabbits have pretty well took command; But the hardest thing for a man to stand Is the feller who says 'Well, I told you so!

You should ha' done this way, don't you know!'-- I could lay a bait for a man like that.

”The gra.s.shoppers struck us in ninety-one And what they leave--well, it ain't 'de luxe'.

But a growlin' fault-findin' son of a gun Who'd lent some money to stock our run-- I said they'd eaten what gra.s.s we had-- Says he, 'Your management's very bad, You had a right to have kept some ducks!'

”To have kept some ducks! And the place was white!

Wherever you went you had to tread On gra.s.shoppers guzzlin' day and night; And when with a swoosh they rose in flight, If you didn't look out for yourself they'd fly Like bullets into your open eye And knock it out of the back of your head.

”There isn't a turkey or goose or swan, Or a duck that quacks, or a hen that clucks, Can make a difference on a run When a gra.s.shopper plague has once begun; 'If you'd finance us,' I says, 'I'd buy Ten thousand emus and have a try; The job,' I says, 'is too big for ducks!

”'You must fetch a duck when you come to stay; A great big duck--a Muscovy toff-- Ready and fit,' I says, 'for the fray; And if the gra.s.shoppers come our way You turn your duck into the lucerne patch, And I'd be ready to make a match That the gra.s.shoppers eats his feathers off!'

”He came to visit us by and by, And it just so happened one day in Spring A kind of a cloud came over the sky-- A wall of gra.s.shoppers nine miles high, And nine miles thick, and nine hundred wide, Flyin' in regiments, side by side, And eatin' up every living thing.

”All day long, like a shower of rain, You'd hear 'em smackin' against the wall, Tap, tap, tap, on the window pane, And they'd rise and jump at the house again Till their crippled carcases piled outside.

But what did it matter if thousands died-- A million wouldn't be missed at all.

”We were drinkin' gra.s.shoppers--so to speak-- Till we skimmed their carcases off the spring; And they fell so thick in the station creek They choked the waterholes all the week.

There was scarcely room for a trout to rise, And they'd only take artificial flies-- They got so sick of the real thing.

”An Arctic snowstorm was beat to rags When the hoppers rose for their morning flight With a flapping noise like a million flags: And the kitchen chimney was stuffed with bags For they'd fall right into the fire, and fry Till the cook sat down and began to cry-- And never a duck or a fowl in sight!

”We strolled across to the railroad track-- Under a cover, beneath some trucks, I sees a feather and hears a quack; I stoops and I pulls the tarpaulin back-- Every duck in the place was there, No good to them was the open air.

'Mister,' I says, 'There's your blanky ducks!'”

Tommy Corrigan

(Killed, Steeplechasing at Flemington.)

You talk of riders on the flat, of nerve and pluck and pace, Not one in fifty has the nerve to ride a steeplechase.

It's right enough while horses pull and take their fences strong, To rush a flier to the front and bring the field along; But what about the last half-mile, with horses blown and beat-- When every jump means all you know to keep him on his feet?

When any slip means sudden death--with wife and child to keep-- It needs some nerve to draw the whip and flog him at the leap-- But Corrigan would ride them out, by danger undismayed, He never flinched at fence or wall, he never was afraid; With easy seat and nerve of steel, light hand and smiling face, He held the rus.h.i.+ng horses back, and made the sluggards race.

He gave the s.h.i.+rkers extra heart, he steadied down the rash, He rode great clumsy boring brutes, and chanced a fatal smash; He got the rus.h.i.+ng Wymlet home that never jumped at all-- But clambered over every fence and clouted every wall.

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