Part 14 (2/2)

Shall any of us escape, or lies the road of all through this dark valley of the shadow of dead love? Is it Love's ordeal? testing the feeble-hearted from the strong in faith, who shall find each other yet again, the darkness pa.s.sed?

Of the dinner itself, until time of dessert, I can give no consecutive account, for as footman, under the orders of this enthusiastic parlour-maid, my place was no sinecure, and but few opportunities of observation through the crack of the door were afforded me. All that was clear to me was that the chief guest was a Mr. Teidelmann--or Tiedelmann, I cannot now remember which--a snuffy, mumbling old frump, with whose name then, however, I was familiar by reason of seeing it so often in huge letters, though with a Co. added, on dreary long blank walls, bordering the Limehouse reach. He sat at my mother's right hand; and I wondered, noticing him so ugly and so foolish seeming, how she could be so interested in him, shouting much and often to him; for added to his other disattractions he was very deaf, which necessitated his putting his hand up to his ear at every other observation made to him, crying querulously: ”Eh, what? What are you talking about? Say it again,”--smiling upon him and paying close attention to his every want.

Even old Hasluck, opposite to him, and who, though pleasant enough in his careless way, was far from being a slave to politeness, roared himself purple, praising some new disinfectant of which this same Teidelmann appeared to be the proprietor.

”My wife swears by it,” bellowed Hasluck, leaning across the table.

”Our drains!” chimed in Mrs. Hasluck, who was a homely soul; ”well, you'd hardly know there was any in the house since I've took to using it.”

”What are they talking about?” asked Teidelmann, appealing to my mother.

”What's he say his wife does?”

”Your disinfectant,” explained my mother; ”Mrs. Hasluck swears by it.”

”Who?”

”Mrs. Hasluck.”

”Does she? Delighted to hear it,” grunted the old gentleman, evidently bored.

”Nothing like it for a sick-room,” persisted Hasluck; ”might almost call it a scent.”

”Makes one quite anxious to be ill,” remarked my aunt, addressing no one in particular.

”Reminds me of cocoanuts,” continued Hasluck.

Its proprietor appeared not to hear, but Hasluck was determined his flattery should not be lost.

”I say it reminds me of cocoanuts.” He screamed it this time.

”Oh, does it?” was the reply.

”Doesn't it you?”

”Can't say it does,” answered Teidelmann. ”As a matter of fact, don't know much about it myself. Never use it.”

Old Teidelmann went on with his dinner, but Hasluck was still full of the subject.

”Take my advice,” he shouted, ”and buy a bottle.”

”Buy a what?”

”A bottle,” roared the other, with an effort palpably beyond his strength.

”What's he say? What's he talking about now?” asked Teidelmann, again appealing to my mother.

”He says you ought to buy a bottle,” again explained my mother.

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