Part 41 (1/2)

The emissary departed.

”_You're_ all right,” said Psmith encouragingly. ”Just you keep on saying you're all right. Stout denial is the thing. Don't go in for any airy explanations. Simply stick to stout denial. You can't beat it.”

With which expert advice, he allowed Mike to go on his way.

He had not been gone two minutes, when Psmith, who had leaned back in his chair, rapt in thought, heaved himself up again. He stood for a moment straightening his tie at the looking gla.s.s; then he picked up his hat and moved slowly out of the door and down the pa.s.sage. Thence, at the same dignified rate of progress, out of the house and in at Downing's front gate.

The postman was at the door when he got there, apparently absorbed in conversation with the parlor maid. Psmith stood by politely till the postman, who had just been told it was like his impudence, caught sight of him, and, having handed over the letters in an ultraformal and professional manner, pa.s.sed away.

”Is Mr. Downing at home?” inquired Psmith.

He was, it seemed. Psmith was shown into the dining room on the left of the hall, and requested to wait. He was examining a portrait of Mr.

Downing which hung on the wall when the housemaster came in.

”An excellent likeness, sir,” said Psmith, with a gesture of the hand toward the painting.

”Well, Smith,” said Mr. Downing shortly, ”what do you wish to see me about?”

”It was in connection with the regrettable painting of your dog, sir.”

”Ha!” said Mr. Downing.

”I did it, sir,” said Psmith, stopping and flicking a piece of fluff off his knee.

29

THE ARTIST CLAIMS HIS WORK

The line of action which Psmith had called Stout Denial is an excellent line to adopt, especially if you really are innocent, but it does not lead to anything in the shape of a bright and snappy dialogue between accuser and accused. Both Mike and the headmaster were oppressed by a feeling that the situation was difficult. The atmosphere was heavy, and conversation showed a tendency to flag. The headmaster had opened brightly enough, with a summary of the evidence which Mr. Downing had laid before him, but after that a ma.s.sive silence had been the order of the day. There is nothing in this world quite so stolid and uncommunicative as a boy who has made up his mind to be stolid and uncommunicative; and the headmaster, as he sat and looked at Mike, who sat and looked past him at the bookshelves, felt awkward. It was a scene which needed either a dramatic interruption or a neat exit speech. As it happened, what it got was the dramatic interruption.

The headmaster was just saying, ”I do not think you fully realize, Jackson, the extent to which appearances ...”--which was practically going back to the beginning and starting again--when there was a knock at the door. A voice without said, ”Mr. Downing to see you, sir,” and the chief witness for the prosecution burst in.

”I would not have interrupted you,” said Mr. Downing, ”but--”

”Not at all, Mr. Downing. Is there anything I can ...”

”I have discovered ... I have been informed ... In short, it was not Jackson, who committed the--who painted my dog.”

Mike and the headmaster both looked at the speaker. Mike with a feeling of relief--for Stout Denial, unsupported by any weighty evidence, is a wearing game to play--the headmaster with astonishment.

”Not Jackson?” said the headmaster.

”No. It was a boy in the same house. Smith.”

Psmith! Mike was more than surprised. He could not believe it. There is nothing which affords so clear an index to a boy's character as the type of rag which he considers humorous. Between what is a rag and what is merely a rotten trick there is a very definite line drawn. Masters, as a rule, do not realize this, but boys nearly always do. Mike could not imagine Psmith doing a rotten thing like covering a housemaster's dog with red paint, any more than he could imagine doing it himself. They had both been amused at the sight of Sammy after the operation, but anybody, except possibly the owner of the dog, would have thought it funny at first. After the first surprise, their feeling had been that it was a rotten thing to have done and beastly rough luck on the poor brute. It was a kid's trick. As for Psmith having done it, Mike simply did not believe it.

”Smith!” said the headmaster. ”What makes you think that?”

”Simply this,” said Mr. Downing, with calm triumph, ”that the boy himself came to me a few moments ago and confessed.”