139 A wild kōhai appeared also...Lucifer part 1 (1/2)

*a window smashed open and someone fell through in a odd par-core fashion*

My first reaction was to drop kick the person who just broke the window but well... I couldn't I'm currently in a oddly comfortable possessive hug from my brother in law...while he's holding a katana aimed at the perp.

(...this is baes job it feels good and soothing but at the same time I think I shouldn't be chill with hugs from the opposite sex if they aren't my husband or Nero...he's a exception cuz he's my bro)

*the door to the kitchen slammed open only for V to non Cooley fall to the ground since he's not use to having that much strength in his legs.*

”Sonofabitch”

*he pushed himself back to his feet using his cane to help him both lily and Vergil just now realized V's got a knife.*

”...ffffuck Ima die Vergil's back”

”...I legit can't move but I'm not gonna lie this is nice. Don't judge I just like hugs!”

(Fuck you brain for not knowing how to not be honest in already awkward ass situations!!!)

Her brain:...but I don't like being beaten and your under stress this is how I work...

(...I feel sad now but Ima be a good soldier and poker face it...would it be creepy if I ask for one of them to hug me after the dust clears and glass is gone?)

Her Brain:...idk maybe I'm sad and stressed what now

(...there's a fuckin panther wtf happened during our conversation you know what shut up I gotta focus I don't wanna be a baby murder)

”...if your her familiar why did you jump through the window like my brother attempting something he saw on tv?”

A man with red eyes and black slicked back hair wearing a suit which is being covered over by a white scientist lab coat.

”Because he's a weeabo which translates to he has to much time on his hands and is imitating the shit he sees on tv”

*vergil confused stares*

”Is that what I call my dumbass brother now?”

”No he's an action addict who's attracted to commitment in women since he doesn't wish to be alone forever”

”Be honest Lucifer did you get a medical degree just to roast people on their life decisions?”