85 That paintball war were Neros pretty much being attacked by a puppy for half of i (2/2)
”Shit my wife's gonna kill me it's 12am”
Nero's the first to blurt it out what everyone else was currently thinking.
”Holy shit you have a wife Morison since when?”
”...kid did you really think I was young enough not to settle down?”
”...no shoot don't kick my ass I'm sorry I didn't mean it like your a grandpa oh fuck I did it again”
*Kyrie slaps Nero so he doesn't get his ass kicked*
”Sorry didn't want someone else to...”
Patty screams
”OH NO THE ORPHANS!!”
they've been left alone this entire time. She frantically runs out to go home to check on the kids. She randomly threw a present at the couple before leaving. It hit lily in the face.
”Ow oh wait thanks...oh she's gone”
”Why'd she give us stuff? It's not our birthday”
”It's a old odd human tradition when couples get married, now watch it'll be something that could've hurt me if it landed the wrong way or something we might never use.”
~cuts to the orphanage kids dragging a dead deer in the house cuz they got hungry and Jessica went hunting~
And by hunting I mean she beat up a demon who'd already killed the dam deer and stole its food. A concerned kid speaks up.
”Don't you think Patty might get mad...”
Jessica stares at him
”Survival of the fittest”
Truth be told all of them believe that so they don't question it and started to do whatever people do to get at the deer meat and cook it...
~back to the party~
It's somewhat died down and Dante got pelted with a present when Morison left. Since he heals really fast the bloods fired up and his bruise is gone.
”Wtf even is in here?!”
*Nero is pisssd*
”I got beat by a dam puppy!”
*Kyrie pats his back*
”I did to so it's ok your not the only one”
(But kyire you were the worst player since you don't know how to use weapons! I kill shit everyday to pay bills)
*nero got another face full of paint from the dang dog*
”Get back her you little asshole”
*nero chases the puppy still trying to get one shot to hit with the paintball gun*
”...but he's a dogo”
”Kyire it's mundus in the form of a doucebag dog”
*Kyrie hands Dante a present*
”...it was short notice so it's just pie”
”Aww thanks”
(I will break you if you steal my man you dam nun)
For some odd reason Kyrie felt that somehow something was threatening her but due to Lily's poker face she can't tell what it is so she ignores it.
”VICTORY!!!”
*Nero has gotten the fast little pupper painted*
”Took you long enough he's just a dog”
”Lily he's mundus there's no way he can't be I kill shit for a living and it was next to impossible to nail that bastard!”
(Suuure it was Nero)
Lily refused to believe that the dog was actually a challenge due to the line of work that they were all in except for Patty Morison and Kyrie they have excuses but Nero didn't. The couples all went home and went to bed...Dante got no booty because he totally called her passing out as soon as she hit the sheets.