Chapter - 31 (31) (1/2)

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After dinner, Wei Xiaobao waited for more than an hour before strolling toward Princess Jianning's room. The Princess had been waiting anxiously; seeing Wei Xiaobao, she angrily said, ”Where have you been? I have been waiting for you.”

Wei Xiaobao angrily responded, ”Your Gonggong [father-in-law] held me up to talk to him, he spoke treason and heresy, I argued with him for half a day. If I wasn't anxious to see you, I would still be arguing with him right now.”

”What did he say?” the Princess asked.

Wei Xiaobao said, ”He said that His Majesty always suspected him as a treacherous court official, he is very upset about it. I said if His Majesty suspected him, how could he send the Princess down here to marry your son? He said that it must be that His Majesty did not like you, he intentionally sent you down the pit to harm you.”

The Princess was enraged; she slapped the table heavily and shouted, ”The old turtle is talking nonsense, I'll tear off his beard. Tell him to see me quickly.”

Wei Xiaobao also put an angry look on his face. ”His granny,” he cursed, ”I was ready to risk my life against him. I said: the Princess is His Majesty's favorite, she is good-looking, and intelligent too; which of your son's quality can surpass her? I also said: you dare to speak such thing, the Princess won't want to get married, we will return to Beijing tomorrow. Based on the Princess' status, I don't know how many men in the world who would fight to have her as his wife. There is something in my heart that I did not speak it out. I really wanted to tell the old turtle: I, Wei Xiaobao, am dying to marry the Princess myself.”

The Princess immediately beamed with joy. ”Right, right!” she said, ”Why didn't you tell him that? Xiaobao, let us go back to Beijing tomorrow. I will tell Huangdi Gege: I must marry you.”

Wei Xiaobao shook his head, ”When the old turtle heard me, he calmed down immediately, saying that just now he was babbling nonsense, he was merely cracking jokes, and that I must not take him seriously; what's more, I must not let the Princess hear anything he had just said. I said: nobody is more loyal to His Majesty and the Princess than I, the one surnamed Wei, I have never dared to speak even half a word of lie to His Majesty and the Princess.”

The Princess held her arms around his neck, and gently kissed his face. ”I always knew you are very loyal to me,” she said.

Wei Xiaobao kissed her back and said, ”The old turtle was so frightened that he almost kneeled down to ask for my help. He also gave me a pair of Luocha people's guns, he wanted me to do my best to cover up for him.” Finished speaking, he took out the gun, put some gunpowder and an iron bullet, and let the Princess shoot toward the garden.

The Princess opened fire. There was a loud explosion, followed by a large tree branch broke and fell down. She stuck out her tongue and said, ”How fierce!”

Wei Xiaobao said, ”You take one, I take the other, the two guns were originally a pair.”

The Princess sighed and said, ”Two guns, one female one male, sleeping side by side inside this wooden case, how intimate is that? As soon as you separate them, both will be alone and very desolate. I don't want it, you keep them together.” When saying that, she recalled that in the end, the Emperor's decree could not be altered. Her desire to marry Wei Xiaobao was eventually an empty word.

Wei Xiaobao held her in his arms and gently comforted her, he whispered some frivolous words into her ears. Listening to the intense emotion, the Princess could not stop her cheeks from blushing red, and she giggled happily. Wei Xiaobao gently undressed her and pulled the brocade quilt over her naked body. He thought, ”Why haven't the big traitor's subordinate lighted the fire yet? It would be best if when they rush in here to search, they found the Princess to be stark naked. Then the Princess would break out in anger.”

He sat on the bed, caressing the Princess' cheeks gently, while raising up his ears to listen to the activity outside. The Princess was breathing heavily, she said in an intimate voice, ”I … I want to sleep. You … you …”

”Damn it,” Wei Xiaobao angrily said, ”The old turtle must be setting up the fire, he wants to burn you and I, two people to death to shut our mouths, to prevent us from divulging his ridiculous talk today.”

The Princess was frightened even more. ”What … what should we do?” she asked.

”Don't be afraid,” Wei Xiaobao said, ”Wei Xiaobao has a red-bellied devotion to you; even if I cannot protect my own life, I still have to protect my beloved Princess to ensure your complete safety.” He gently pried her arms from his neck, and walked toward the door. As soon as he saw people rushing in, he would get out of the Princess' bedroom first.

But he heard the noise outside was like 'a boiling cauldron of voices', all around people were shouting, yelling and screaming, ”Fire! Fire! Quickly protect the Princess!” Wei Xiaobao looked out the window, and saw a dozen or so people rushing in from the flower garden outside. He mused, ”The big traitor's subordinates came this quick. They must have entered Anfu Garden early on, and hid themselves around here; they rushed over as soon as they heard the fire alarm.” Turning his head toward the Princess he said, ”Princess, it is not such a big fire, you don't have to be afraid. The old turtle is here to catch some adultery.”

”Catch … catch what?” the Princess said with a trembling voice.

Wei Xiaobao said, ”He must have suspected that you are good to me, hence he is hoping that he could catch us committing adultery.” Finished speaking, he pushed the door open and said, ”Just lie on the bed, don't get up, I am going to stand outside your door. If there is real fire, I will carry you out to safety.”

The Princess was very grateful. ”Xiaobao,” she said, ”You … you are very good to me.”

Wei Xiaobao stood outside the door for a moment, and then he raised his voice, ”Everybody, protecting the Princess is most important.”

Amidst the hubbub, a captain of Ping Xi Wang Mansion guards rushed over. ”Wei Jueye,” he called out, ”The Garden is on fire, Shizi [Heir Apparent] has come here personally to protect the Princess.”

He saw from the northeast corner came two rows of lanterns, a group of people were coming his way. They arrived quickly; he saw that the one in the front was precisely Wu Yingxiong. Wei Xiaobao thought, ”To search for that big beard Mongolian, unexpectedly the little traitor himself is leading the effort; obviously they consider the big beard to be very important. The conspiracy with Mongolia and Luocha Country, as well as the rebellion plot must be true.”

While he was still some distance away, Wu Yingxiong called out, ”Is Her Highness the Princess alright?”

A guard responded, ”Wei Jueye is already here to protect her.”

”That's wonderful!” Wu Yingxiong said, ”Wei Jueye, sorry for bothering you; Xiongdi can't thank you enough.”

”Why am I bothered?” Wei Xiaobao said in his heart, ”Princess and I are embracing each other intimately, was that a bother? Are you thanking me for this? In that case, you are welcome.”

In the meantime, the Imperial Bodyguards, the Valiant Cavalry Brigade chiefs under Wei Xiaobao's command had also rushed in one after another. They were awakened from their slumber, their clothes were in disarray, some were even barefooted, some had not put on their jacket, they all looked pathetic. When they heard the fire-alarm, their first thought was: ”If the Princess is burned to death, I will lose my head.” Therefore, they all rushed over.

Wei Xiaobao ordered his men to guard the perimeter of the Garden. Zhang Kangnian tugged Wei Xiaobao's sleeve; Wei Xiaobao went with him several steps away from the crowd. ”Wei Fu Zongguan [deputy chief],” Zhang Kangnian said in a low voice, ”There's something fishy here.”

”What is it?” Wei Xiaobao asked.

Zhang Kangnian replied, ”As soon as there was fire-alarm, Ping Xi Wang Mansion guards jumped in over the wall from all directions [orig. four sides, eight directions]; obviously they were already prepared. With their mouths they cry out to fight the fire, but they entered every room searching for something. Our brothers shouted and scolded them to stop, but it was useless; several of us had already fought with them.”

Wei Xiaobao nodded. ”Wu Sangui suspected that we know his plan,” he said, ”I think he is going to rebel!”

Zhang Kangnian was shocked; he cast a glance toward Wu Yingxiong, and then with a low voice said, ”Is it true?”

”Let them search,” Wei Xiaobao said, ”Don't stop them.” Zhang Kangnian nodded; quietly he passed on the order to the officers and soldiers who came from Beijing.

By this time they could see a faint blaze of the fire on the southwest and southeast corners of the Garden. A dozen or more fire hoses had already spurting water, but the water was directed to the sky; columns of water swayed in the air, it looked like a large water fountain.

Wei Xiaobao went over to Wu Yingxiong and said, ”Xiao Wangye, your divine ability to predict the future is indeed very admirable. Zhuge Liang and Liu Bowen

[1] of the past are definitely inferior to you.”

Wu Yingxiong was startled. ”Wei Jueye is making fun of me,” he said.

”Not at all,” Wei Xiaobao said, ”It is obvious that you have already predicted that tonight, at the second watch of the night, Anfu Garden was going to catch fire, and may burn the Princess to death. You decided it was not going to be fun; therefore, you have prepared everything well in advance, and kept watch outside the Garden, waiting patiently for the fire. As soon as the fire broke, you gave your command, everybody immediately jumped in to fight the fire. Ha ha … good skill, good skill.”

Wu Yingxiong's face reddened; he said, ”I did not prepare it beforehand, it was a pure coincidence. Tonight my Jiefu [older sister's husband] Xia Guo invited me to dinner; Xiongdi was on my way home after eating and drinking, accompanied by my family bodyguards, passing by this place. We happened to see the Garden is on fire.”

Wei Xiaobao nodded. ”So that's what happened,” he said, ”I remember a storyteller said: 'In all his life, Zhuge had always been cautious'; I said: Wangye actually surpasses Zhuge Liang. I was not wrong at all. Xiao Wangye went to your Jiefu's home to drink wine; bringing along a team of fire fighters is definitely a big plus. Were you thinking of using it here?”

Wu Yingxiong knew that Wei Xiaobao had seen through his ploy; his face turned red again as he sheepishly said, ”This time of the year the wind is strong the weather is dry, it is so easy to catch fire. We'd better be a bit more careful; this is called 'preparedness averts peril'.”

”Absolutely,” Wei Xiaobao replied, ”Too bad there is one thing Xiao Wangye did not prepare.”

”Please advise,” Wu Yingxiong said.

”Next time Xiao Wangye go to your Jiefu's home to drink wine, it would be best if you also bring a team of bricklayers and carpenters, as well as tiles and bricks, lumber, lime and nails.”

”I wonder what for?” Wu Yingxiong asked.

Wei Xiaobao said, ”There might be a one in ten thousand chance that your Jiefu's home will catch fire. The fire fighters only spurting water upwards, they are unwilling to put out the fire, unavoidably your Jiefu's house will be burned down to the ground. Xiao Wangye can issue an order immediately to have the bricklayers rebuild your Jiefu's multi-story home. Now that, I'll say, is called 'preparedness averts peril'.”

”Hey, hey, hey,” Wu Yingxiong let out several hollow laughs. He turned to a guard by his side and said, ”Wei Jueye thinks the fire-fighters are not doing their best in putting out the fire. Go grab the captain and his deputy, and break their dog's legs.” The guard complied and left.

”Xiao Wangye,” Wei Xiaobao asked, ”After breaking the fire-fighter team's captain and his deputy's dog's legs, which official post are you going to promote them to?”

Wu Yingxiong was startled. ”Wei Jueye,” he said, ”I am afraid I don't understand your words.”

”I don't understand either,” Wei Xiaobao said, ”I thought, 'Hey, Xiao Wangye will have to build two more big prisons, so that he can promote these two, the captain and his deputy, to be the wardens'.”

Wu Yingxiong's countenance changed; he thought, ”This kid is indeed formidable. Lu Yifeng became the Hei Kanzi prison's warden, unexpectedly you also knew.” Pretending to be oblivious of this matter, he laughed and said, ”Wei Jueye is indeed very good in making jokes, no wonder His Majesty is very fond of you.” While in his heart he made up his mind, ”As soon as I am back, I will send someone to get rid of Lu Yifeng; let this kid finds that the dead cannot testify.”

Soon afterwards, one after another the Ping Xi Wang Mansion guards returned to report that the fire did not spread too far, and that gradually the fire was dying down. Wei Xiaobao listened carefully as these people were giving their report, but he could not detect any code word. He noticed that as Wu Yingxiong listened to each person's report, he did not seem pleased; apparently he knew that Hantiemo had not been found yet. He was wondering if there is a secret signal. Looking at these people's expression as they gave their report, he did not see anything out of ordinary either.

Suddenly he saw an officer rushed over and reported that the fire intensity had increased and that it seemed to be heading their way; it would be best if the Princess was to be awakened and alerted of the fire. Wu Yingxiong nodded.

Wei Xiaobao was standing on the side; he did not seem to be paying any attention, but actually he watched closely the guard's expression and posture. He noticed that Wu Yingxiong was looking down toward the guard's right thigh. Wei Xiaobao followed his gaze, and saw that the guard had the thumb and index finger of his right hand formed a circle, which he placed by his knee. Wei Xiaobao immediately understood, ”Turns out two fingers make a circle means they have not found Hantiemo; they do not use any code word at all.”

”Wei Jueye,” Wu Yingxiong said, ”The fire is heading this way, we'd better ask the Princess to move her sacred self. If the Princess is frightened, we are guilty and deserve ten thousand deaths.”

Wei Xiaobao knew that Ping Xi Wang Mansion guards had looked everywhere and did not find Hantiemo. In the Garden, the Princess' bedroom was the only room they had not searched. Since they already started, they might as well continue to the end; hence they wanted to also search the Princess' bedroom. Wei Xiaobao could not help but was enraged. In that instant, his childish behavior flared-out, he raised his right hand with thumb and index finger forming a circle, and waved it in front of Wu Yingxiong's face several times.

As soon as he saw this signal, naturally Wu Yingxiong was shocked; the countenance of his subordinates the guards also changed greatly. ”Wei … Wei Jueye,” he stammered, ”This … what is the meaning of this?”

Wei Xiaobao laughed and said, ”Are you saying that you don't understand the meaning of this signal?”

Wu Yingxiong composed himself and said, ”This signal … this signal … um, I got it. That's a copper coin. Wei Jueye is saying that you want silver and copper coins before the Princess can move her sacred self.”

Wei Xiaobao mused, ”The little traitor's brain actually can move very quickly.” Thereupon he laughed without saying anything.

Wu Yingxiong laughed and said, ”About the silver and copper coins, we are brothers, naturally we can talk over everything.”

Wei Xiaobao said, ”Since Xiao Wangye is so generous, let me thank you on behalf of our brothers here. Xiao Wangye, about the moving of Princess' sacred self, please handle it yourself.” After a chuckle, he continued, ”You are husband and wife, you can talk over everything. In the middle of the night, it is inappropriate for Xiao Jiang to enter the Princess' bedroom.” He continued in his heart, ”So that you can see for yourself whether that Mongolian big beard is in the room or not.”

Wu Yingxiong hesitated slightly, and then he nodded, pushed the door open and entered the outer hall. He stopped in front of the bedroom door and spoke in a loud and clear voice, ”Subject Wu Yingxiong is here to supervise and lead the fighting of the fire, and to protect the Princess. Currently the fire is spreading this way; would Princess please move, so that we can guarantee your complete safety?”

A moment later they heard a gentle and charming grunt from the inside, ”Mm.”

Wu Yingxiong thought, ”Although you and I have not officially married, I am the prince consort, it has been officially declared. Right now it is an emergency, by coming into your room, I cannot be considered overstepping my boundary. If I don't investigate clearly this time, in the end it won't be appropriate. Except me, other people should not enter your bedroom.” Thereupon he shoved the door open and entered.

Wei Xiaobao and a hundred or so Imperial Bodyguards, Valiant Cavalry officers and Ping Xi Wang Mansion guards were waiting outside the room. A long time passed, they did not hear anything from inside. After another while, they started to 'you look at me, I look at you', a smile started to appear on their eyes and on the corner of their mouths; everybody had the same thought, ”This betrothed couple has never seen each other, suddenly they met inside the Princess' lady chamber; it must be a romantic meeting. I wonder what they are talking about. Would Xiao Wangye embrace the Princess? Would he hold her in his arms? Would he kiss her?”

Wei Xiaobao was the only one consumed by jealousy; although he knew that Wu Yingxiong's real intention was to look for Hantiemo, and it was unlikely that at this time he was in the mood to be intimate with the Princess, but he also knew that the Princess was a loose woman who could do anything. Whether she was intimate with Wu Yingxiong willingly or not, it would be very difficult to tell.

Suddenly they heard the Princess screamed, ”You dare to be rude? You … you … stop! Get out, now!”

Outside, the people looked at each other, some giggled. They all thought, ”Xiao Wangye cannot bear not to make his move.”

They heard the Princess screamed again, ”You … you must not … must not take off my clothes. Get out! Aiyo! Help! Help! This man is raping me! He rapes me! Help! Help!”

Everybody could not help but was amused; they thought that Wu Yingxiong was overly anxious, he was also too brazen. Although the Princess would be his wife eventually, they had not yet married; how could he act rashly like that? Several military officers could not refrain from letting out an audible laugh. The Imperial Bodyguards looked at Wei Xiaobao, waiting for his signal, whether they should protect the Princess or not. They all thought, ”This fellow Wu Yingxiong is raping the Princess. Although he is rude, in the end it is a private affair between them, husband and wife. If we as the servants rashly intervene, we will definitely invite trouble for ourselves.”

Wei Xiaobao's heart was pounding madly, ”This little traitor is so shrewd, how could he fool around like this? Could it be … could it be that he really wants to harm the Princess?” Thereupon he called loudly, ”Xiao Wangye, please get out quickly; you must not offend the Princess.”

The Princess suddenly screamed, ”Help!” Her voice was extremely sad and shrill.

Wei Xiaobao was shocked; he waved his hand and shouted, ”Forgive my offense, this is an emergency.” And then he rushed into the room. Several Imperial Bodyguards and the Mansion guards followed behind him.

They saw the bedroom door was opened wide, the Princess curled in the corner of the bed, her body was covered in embroidered quilt, a snow-white leg was exposed outside the quilt, both her arms were bare, it was clear that she was naked. Wu Yingxiong's naked body was lying on the floor, motionless. The lower part of his body was bloody; his right hand was grasping a short blade. Seeing this scene, everybody was shocked and was momentarily at a loss. The Mansion guards hastily went over to Wu Yingxiong to see whether he was dead or still alive. They checked for breath, and found that he was still breathing, his heart was also still beating, he was merely fainted.

The Princess cried and said, ”This man … this man is rude to me … Who is he? Wei Jueye, quickly arrest him and kill him.”

”He is the Prince Consort Wu Yingxiong,” Wei Xiaobao said.

”No, no, he is not,” the Princess cried out, ”He tore off my clothes, then he took off his own clothes, he raped me … This bad guy, quickly kill him.”

The Imperial Bodyguards were angry, the Emperor sent them on a mission to protect the Princess. The Princess was the current imperial younger sister, her noble body was like golden branch, jade leaves, yet this fellow Wu Yingxiong had humiliated her like this. It could be said that they failed in their duty.

The Mansion guards looked awkward; deep in their hearts they were ashamed. There were several astute and competent men among them, these people thought that since things had come to this, if they could find Hantiemo inside the Princess' room, perhaps they could make a false counter-charge against the Princess, or at least they could somehow deny the accusation or gain a little bit of leeway. Thereupon they busied themselves, pretending to administer first-aid to Wu Yingxiong, while actually they were looking everywhere, including underneath the bed, but how could they find any sign of Hantiemo's?

Suddenly, one of the Mansion guards cried out, ”Shizi … Shizi's lower body … lower body …” Wu Yingxiong's lower body was drenched with blood, everybody could see that, but at first they thought it was due to his rudeness toward the Princess. But now after they heard the man's cry, they all looked at his lower body. They saw the blood was still gushing out, apparently he was injured. The Mansion guards panicked; those with metal cut medication in their possession busily tried to apply it on his wound.

Wei Xiaobao shouted harshly, ”Wu Yingxiong is rude to the Princess, he committed grave offense by greatly disrespectful toward her. Arrest him first, we'll present a memorial to the Emperor, let His Majesty decide on his punishment.” The Imperial Bodyguards complied at once, they rushed forward to pull Wu Yingxiong up.

The Mansion guards had heard with their own ears, and seen with their own eyes, that Wu Yingxiong was indeed being rude to the Princess; they simply could not deny it. Hearing Wei Xiaobao, they all groaned inwardly, ”Bad, really bad!” Nobody had the heart to offer the slightest resistance. A Mansion guard bowed and said, ”Wei Jueye, please show mercy. Shizi is injured, we are asking Wei Jueye to allow Shizi to return to the Mansion and have his wound treated. Our Wangye will be most grateful. Shizi is definitely guilty, but we ask the Princess to be magnanimous. Wei Jueye, please plead on his behalf.”

Maintaining a wooden expression Wei Xiaobao said, ”This kind of grave offense, we do not dare to conceal it from His Majesty, who would dare to plead on his behalf? Let's talk it over outside; we all gather inside the Princess' bedroom like this, where are our manners? How can there be such thing?”

The Mansion guards repeatedly bowed in agreement, they carried Wu Yingxiong out. The Imperial Bodyguards also withdrew, leaving the Princess alone with Wei Xiaobao.

The Princess suddenly smiled, she beckoned Wei Xiaobao to come over. Wei Xiaobao came to the bed, the Princess wrapped her arms around his shoulder, and whispered in his ear, ”I castrated him.”

Wei Xiaobao was shocked. ”You … you what?” he asked.

The Princess blew softly into his ear, she laughed in low voice and said, ”I pointed the gun to him, forcing him to strip naked, and then using the gun handle I gave his head a knocking, so that he passed out, and then I cut his loathsome thing. From now on, he can only be my eunuch, he can't be my husband.”

Wei Xiaobao found it amusing, but was also shocking. ”You brazenly fool around like that, the disaster you brought is not small.”

”What disaster?” the Princess said, ”I did this wholeheartedly for your sake. If I marry him, our marriage would be a fake marriage. In short, I simply cannot let you wear a green cap and be a turtle [i.e. someone whose spouse was cheating].”

Wei Xiaobao's mind was churning, but this matter was indeed too far beyond his expectation, he did not know how to deal with it.

The Princess continued, ”The rape and the rude treatment are all fake, but when I screamed and yelled, you heard it from the outside, didn't you?” Wei Xiaobao nodded. The Princess smiled and said, ”And so, what are we afraid of? Even is Wu Sangui is angry, he only knew that his own son is no good.”

Wei Xiaobao heaved a deep sigh. ”If he died because of your cut, then what should we do?” he asked.

”How could he die because of my cut?” the Princess said, ”There are several thousand eunuchs in our Palace, which one died because of the cut?”

”Alright,” Wei Xiaobao said, ”You will stick to your statement: he was raping you, he took the knife to force you, in your desperate struggle to resist him, you reached out to push him. He had the knife in his hand, and he was stark-naked. One pushing the other wielding, he cut himself.”

The Princess buried his head inside the embroidered quilt to stifle her laughter. ”That's right,” she said in a low voice, ”Let's say it that way: he cut himself.”

Wei Xiaobao went out of the bedroom, and told the Imperial Bodyguards in low voice how with a knife in his hand Wu Yingxiong had threatened the Princess, how the Princess desperately fought to resist him, how in the struggle Wu Yingxiong had castrated himself. The Imperial Bodyguards were shocked and amused at the same time; they all said that Wu Yingxiong's lust had reached the heavens, hence what happened to him was a retribution well-deserved. There were several of Wu Yingxiong's guards still lingered around to find out what had happened; they stood on the side and eavesdropped, ashamed look appeared on all their faces.

With such a major event going on in the Anfu Garden, the Mansion guards quickly extinguished the fire, then they flew back to report to Wu Sangui, while at the same time summoning a physician to treat Wu Yingxiong's injury. The Imperial Bodyguards immediately spread the news about the root cause of Wu Yingxiong's injury, so that even all the Mansion guards also agreed unanimously that it was because their Heir Apparent was being rude to the Princess.

Inevitably they added some oil and soy paste to the story; some said that they heard it when the Heir Apparent ripped the Princess' clothes, some described how the Heir Apparent coerced the Princess with the knife in his hand. As for how the Heir Apparent finally got castrated, each storyteller narrated it with 'living spirit, living image': how the Heir Apparent put the knife on the Princess' neck, how the Princess struggled to fight him, how she pushed the Heir Apparent's hand, how the knife slipped and what a bad luck for him. All kinds of circumstances were described as if they were witnessing it with their own eyes. They were telling the story with gusto, their spittle splattered everywhere, their hands and feet were flailing; the audiences were dumbfounded, and did not stop nodding their heads.

Less than an hour later, Wu Sangui obtained the urgent report; he jumped onto his horse and flew to the Garden, and immediately kowtowed in front of the Princess' bedroom to beg for forgiveness. Flustered and exasperated, he repeatedly said, ”The guilt deserves ten thousand deaths!”

Wei Xiaobao stood by his side, showing concerns. ”Wangye, please rise,” he said, ”Let Xiao Jiang come in to probe the Princess' mood.”

Wu Sangui took out emeralds, jade and pearls from his bosom, stuffed it into Wei Xiaobao's hand, and said, ”Wei Xiongdi, Xiao Wang was in a hurry, I did not have time to grab some banknotes; please kindly divide these jewels to the Imperial Bodyguard brothers. In front of the Princess, please urgently request an audience.”

Wei Xiaobao returned the jewels to him and said, ”Wangye, please set your heart at ease. As long as it is within Xiao Jiang's power, I will definitely do my best; for the time being I cannot accept Wangye's gift. In all honesty, this matter is simply too big, I don't know what it is that the Princess has in mind. Ay, this Princess is hot tempered and proud, she is 'three-chaste nine-upright' [i.e. exemplary in remaining faithful to one's husband until death], a virgin who is pampered and spoiled since childhood, that even the Empress Dowager and His Majesty also yielded to her thirty-percent of the time. Shizi is indeed … indeed a bit too daring.”

”Yes, yes,” Wu Sangui said, ”Wei Xiongdi, please speak to the Princess, I must have an audience with her.”

Wei Xiaobao nodded, his expression was serious, he walked toward the Princess' door and said in a loud and clear voice, ”Reporting to the Princess: Ping Xi Wangye personally came to apologize for the offense, would Princess remember he is an old minister who has rendered great merit, and deal with him leniently.”

Wu Sangui said in a low voice, ”Yes, yes! The old minister is kowtowing in here, would Princess deal with me leniently.”

After half a day, they still heard nothing from the Princess' room. Wei Xiaobao repeated his words. Suddenly they heard crashing noise, sounded like a stool fell down to the floor. Wei Xiaobao and Wu Sangui looked at each other in bewilderment. They heard a palace maid screamed, ”Princess, Princess, you must not commit suicide!”

Wu Sangui was so frightened that his face was drained of any color; he thought, ”If the Princess really killed herself, although right now everything is not completely ready, I will have no choice but to deploy the troops to stage a rebellion immediately. How can I face the charge of hounding the Princess to death?”

He heard several palace maids were wailing inside. A palace maid came out hurriedly and said with a cry, ”Wei … Wei Jueye, Her Highness the Princess hanged herself on the beam, you … you come quickly and help … help her …”

Wei Xiaobao hesitantly said, ”The Princess' bedroom, it is inappropriate for us as the servants to come in.”

Wu Sangui lightly pushed his back and said, ”Act according to special circumstances, rescuing the Princess is more important.” Turning toward a Mansion guard, he said, ”Quickly summon the physician.” Finished speaking, he gave another push on Wei Xiaobao's back.

Wei Xiaobao scrambled inside. He saw the Princess was lying on the bed, surrounded by seven, eight palace maids who were weeping around her. Wei Xiaobao said, ”I know internal energy, I can help resuscitate the Princess.”

The palace maids stepped aside. The Princess' eyes were tightly closed, her breathing was weak, and there was really a strip of red mark on her neck. A piece of rope was hanging from the beam, the other half of the rope was lying by her head, and an overturned stool was lying on the floor. Wei Xiaobao laughed inwardly; he thought, ”What a performance! This Princess who loves to fool-around blindly is actually not an idiot.” He rushed to the bed and stretched his finger to pinch the 'renzhong' [human center] acupoint on her upper lip heavily.

The Princess moaned and slowly opened her eyes. ”I … I don't want to live,” she said vehemently, but weakly.

”Princess,” Wei Xiaobao said, ”You are a thousand-gold lady, you have to come to accept an unpleasant fact. Ping Xi Wang is kowtowing outside, begging for your forgiveness.”

The Princess cried and said, ”You … you tell him to quickly kill that evil man.”

Blocking the palace maids' eyes with his body, Wei Xiaobao put his hand inside the quilt and pinched the Princess' waist a little. The Princess struggled hard not to laugh; she grabbed his arm and ferociously dug her fingernails in his flesh, as she wailed, ”I don't want to live, I … how am I going to conduct myself from now on?”

Outside the room, Wu Sangui heard the Princess' cry faintly; learning that her attempt to kill herself was unsuccessful, he could not refrain from heaving a deep sigh. And then he heard her cry, 'how am I going to conduct myself from now on', he thought, ”I can't really blame her for getting angry. Young husband and wife fighting with each other using spear or saber is not a big deal, they might injure the other anywhere. It's just a real bad luck that the knife happened to cut right there. Even if Yingxiong is healed in the future, the Princess will only be a living widow for the rest of her life. Presently we must strive to cover this matter up, and not let it be widely known.”

Half a day later, Wei Xiaobao came out of the room, he did not stop shaking his head. Wu Sangui hastily stepped forward and asked in a low voice, ”What did the Princess say?”

”She is not going to die,” Wei Xiaobao replied, ”But the Princess is unyielding, if she is determined to do something, she won't listen to anybody's advice, she would definitely try to kill herself again. I already instructed the palace maids to wait upon her well, and not to leave her side even for half a step. Wangye, I am afraid she would take poison.”

Wu Sangui's countenance changed. He nodded and said, ”Yes, yes. We must guard against that possibility.”

”Wangye,” Wei Xiaobao said in a low voice, ”If by any chance the Princess met any unexpected misfortune,while Xiao Jiang was sent by the Emperor to protect the Princess, this little life of mine will be difficult to protect. If that ever happened, Wangye, you must arrange a way out for me.”

Wu Sangui shivered with fear. ”What way out?” he asked.

Wei Xiaobao said, ”I can't tell you anything right now, I only hope that the Princess will be safe and sound, everybody will be happy. But her life is her own, if she really wants to die, we may be able to prevent her for three, four days, but we can't stop her for ten days of half a month. Xiao Jiang has a selfish intention: I only hope that the Princess would marry into your Mansion sooner, so that Xiao Jiang will be relieved of my responsibility for the most part.”

Wu Sangui was secretly delighted. ”In that case, let us have the wedding immediately,” he said, ”My son is creating the trouble, he was rushing and thus resulting in this disaster. Wei Xiongdi is doing your best to maintain order, Xiao Wang is deeply grateful, I won't possibly add another burden on Wei Xiongdi's shoulder.” Lowering his voice, he said, ”I just don't know if the Princess is still willing … willing to be married?” He was thinking, ”My son has become a useless person, I just hope that the Princess' age is young and her experience shallow, she does not understand the matter between men and women yet. The cutting just now, she might not necessarily understands where the knife landed. She will get married confused and ignorant, the timber has turned into a boat, she will have nothing to say. Who knows? Perhaps she still thinks that all men in the world are like that.”

Wei Xiaobao also lowered his voice, ”The Princess is young, she does not understand this kind of matters. She is a respectable person, she won't say anything.”

Wu Sangui was greatly delighted; he mused, ”Heroes usually agree [i.e. great minds think alike].” But then he immediately thought, ”Damn it, what kind of hero is this kid anyway? How can he discuss things with me on equal terms?” He said, ”Yes, yes, let's do it. What happened just now, it's not that we dare to conceal it from His Majesty, but the Lord of Ten-thousand Year has to deal with ten thousand different matters daily, he is taking care of the affairs of the nation, and is extremely busy. We, as the servants, are loyal to our master and love our country, we must not increase His Majesty's concerns. The Empress Dowager and His Majesty treasure the Princess; if they hear this kind of matter, they might not be happy. Wei Xiongdi, being government officials, the secret of our success is to report only the good news, not the bad news.”

Wei Xiaobao patted his chest and flicked his own hat; he said magnanimously, ”Hereafter Xiao Jiang will rely on Wangye to train me to get promotion. In this matter, I will stake my own little life in handling it according to Wangye's instruction.” Wu Sangui repeatedly expressed his thanks. Wei Xiaobao said, ”However, there are many people who witness this scandal tonight, if someone else reveals the secret, you can't hold Xiao Jiang responsible.”

”Naturally,” Wu Sangui said. But in his heart he had already formulated a plan: he was going to dispatch his troops and horses, disguised as robbers, deep inside Guangxi to set an ambush. When Wei Xiaobao's delegation returned to Beijing, he would have them all massacred. Guangxi was Sun Yanqing's territory. His wife Kong Sizhen was the daughter of Kong Youde, the Ding Nan Wang [King who stabilized the South]. The Empress Dowager had taken her as her adoptive daughter, and bestowed her the title of Heshuo Gege [Hoxud or Xoshut Keke (princess, Manchu word)]; she was the darling of the Imperial Court. Let Kong Sizhen deal with the criminal charge of disturbance within her territory, robbers killing government officials within her jurisdiction.

Although Wei Xiaobao was quick-witted, he could not match Wu Sangui's rigorous scheme and deep foresight. Seeing Wu Sangui was deep in thought, he still thought that Wu Sangui was worried over this matter might leak out; he laughed and said, ”Wangye, don't worry. Xiao Jiang will do my best to restrain my subordinates, I will order them not to speak thoughtlessly or make irresponsible remark.”

Wu Sangui said, ”Today Wei Xiongdi has helped me with this major problem, it's not enough to thank you with gold, silver and jewels. But the officers and men under Wei Xiongdi's command is not a few, to close their mouths, you must let Xiao Wang do my best to send my regards. As soon as I am home, I will send someone to deliver it to you.”

”Let me thank you very much then,” Wei Xiaobao replied, ”I wonder how is Shizi's condition; let us go take a look, I hope his injury is not so serious.” Wu Sangui and Wei Xiaobao went to visit Wu Yingxiong.

The physician knitted his brows. ”Shizi's life is not in danger,” he said, ”It's just that … it's just that …”

Wu Sangui nodded and said, ”His life is not in danger, that's good.” Afraid that Wei Xiaobao might detain his son, he ordered the Mansion guards to immediately escort the Heir Apparent back to the Mansion to recuperate. He personally kept Wei Xiaobao busy, to prevent him from changing his mind. It was not before Wu Yingxiong finally left Anfu Garden did he take his leave.

Wei Xiaobao thought, ”When the little traitor regains his consciousness, he will definitely tell what has really happened, but what's the use? Who would believe a golden-branch-jade-leaves Princess would castrate her own husband for no reason at all? I would think that even the big traitor himself would not easily believe him, most likely he would give his son a severe scolding.” He also thought, ”When the Princess is married, during our way back to Beijing, I must spend a lot of effort with Ah Ke.”

Returning to his quarter, Xu Tianchuan, Xuanzhen, and the others had already obtained the news, nobody did not clap their hands to express their delight. Wei Xiaobao did not wish to tell them the truth, he asked them how their visit to the brothel was. The warriors told them that everything went smoothly according to their plan. Wei Xiaobao thought that tonight an important matter had just happened, if they dispatched troops to return to the Capital right away, the big traitor would definitely suspect that they were going to report to the Emperor. Therefore, it would be best if they waited until things had calmed down before they sent the Mongolian big beard out.

After a flustered night, the warriors were about to withdraw, suddenly the Imperial Bodyguard Zhao Qixian rushed toward the door and said, ”Reporting to Fu Zongguan [deputy chief]: Ping Xi Wang is attacked by an assassin!”

Wei Xiaobao was shocked. ”Assassinated?” he busily asked, ”Who is the assassin?” He did not want Zhao Qixian to see the Tian Di Hui warriors in his room very late at night, hence he went outside the door and asked again, ”The big han

[2] … big … did Ping Xi Wang die?”

”He did not,” Zhao Qixian said, ”I heard he only suffered light injury. The assassin was arrested on the spot, turned out … turned out she is a palace maid serving the Princess.”

Wei Xiaobao was even more shocked. ”Palace maid serving the Princess?” he asked, ”Which one? Why would she want to assassinate Ping Xi Wang?”

”I don't know the details,” Zhao Qixian replied, ”As soon as subordinate obtained the news that Ping Xi Wang was attacked by the assassin, I rushed here to report.”

”Go quickly, investigate clearly and report back to me,” Wei Xiaobao said.

Zhao Qixian complied and left. He had just taken a few steps when Zhang Kangnian walked in in quick steps; he said, ”Reporting to Fu Zongguan: the palace maid assassinated Ping Xi Wang is called Wang Ke'er.”

Wei Xiaobao's head spun; he said with a trembling voice, ”She … she … why did she do that?” Wang Ke'er was Ah Ke's alias, it was the character 'Ke' [珂] divided into character 'Wang' [王] and character 'Ke' [可].

Zhang Kangnian said, ”Ping Xi Wang has brought her back to the Mansion, saying that he would personally interrogate her: who was the mastermind behind the attack.”

As soon as Wei Xiaobao heard that his beloved was arrested, his mind was in chaos, he could not think anymore.

Zhang Kangnian said, ”Everybody says, who else would send her? This Wang Ke'er is only a sixteen, seventeen years old girl, she must be very loyal to the Princess, seeing that Princess was humiliated until she wanted to kill herself, she must be very upset, and thus she went to avenge the Princess to vent off her anger.”

In the darkness of his mind, Wei Xiaobao suddenly saw a spark of light. ”Right, right,” he busily said, ”That must be it. Such a beautiful young girl, what enmity might she have against Ping Xi Wang? Even if we wanted to assassinate Ping Xi Wang, we would not send a young girl like her.”

Zhao Qixian and Zhang Kangnian looked at each other; they thought, ”Wei Fu Zongguan must be confused; why would we want to send anybody to assassinate Ping Xi Wang?” Zhang Kangnian said, ”I think Ping Xi Wang also did not suspect anybody else. If this matter were known, who would gain from it? Most likely he would quietly send someone to kill this palace maid, and be done with it.”

”She must not be killed, she must not be killed,” Wei Xiaobao said with a trembling voice, ”If he killed her, laozi will fight him to the death, I will fight with that old turtle, the big traitor, 'white blade coming in, red blade coming out'.”

Zhao and Zhang, two men, looked at each other again; they were doubting in their hearts, ”Could it be that Wei Fu Zongguan is angry because the Princess was humiliated, and he sent this palace maid to assassinate?” The two of them stood with hands hanging by their sides, they did not dare to say anything.

”What should we do? What should we do?” Wei Xiaobao asked.

Seeing he seemed to be not in his right mind and was extremely anxious, Zhang Kangnian comforted him, ”Wei Fu Zongguan, this matter is indeed a big trouble, but if we report to His Majesty and have the main offender investigated, it is still Wu Sangui, father and son, who are in the wrong. Raping the Princess, what was he thinking? Besides, Wu Sangui did not die. Even if he investigated who incited the assassination, we can categorically deny that we do not know the person; he can't do anything.”

Wei Xiaobao shook his head with a bitter laugh, ”I swear it was not me who incited her,” he said, ”We are brothers, could I be concealing the truth from you?”

Zhao Qixian and Zhang Kangnian were relieved instantly; they heaved a deep sigh together. ”It's easy then,” Zhao Qixian said, ”We'll say that we are asleep, we feign ignorance, and that's that.”

”No, can't do,” Wei Xiaobao said, ”I am afraid I will have to brother two Dage: please take my visiting card to Ping Xi Wang, tell him that Wang Ke'er has offended Wangye, which is major offense, and that I am enraged. But she is the Princess' personal palace maid, I am asking Wangye to hand this little girl to you, let me make a report to the Princess, and have her flogged heavily to vent Wangye's anger.”

Zhao and Zhang, two people complied and left. They both felt that Wei Xiaobao was a bit superfluous; it would be better to have Wu Sangui kill this palace maid quietly, 'the gods do not know, the ghosts are not aware', everybody's happy.

Wei Xiaobao hurriedly went to Jiu Nan's room. When he pushed the door and went in, he saw she had just finished meditating and was still sitting on the bed; he said, ”Shifu, do you know that Shijie … Shijie … about Shijie?”

”What about her?” Jiu Nan asked, ”Why are you so flustered?”

”Shi … Shijie … she … she went to assassinate the big traitor,” Wei Xiaobao said, ”But she … she was caught.”

Rays of light flashed in Jiu Nan's eyes. ”Did she kill him?” she asked.

”She did not,” Wei Xiaobao replied, ”But … but Shijie was caught by him.”

”Humph,” Jiu Nan snorted. There was a disappointment on her face. ”What a useless thing,” she coldly said.

Wei Xiaobao felt strange; he mused, ”She is your disciple, and she is caught by the big traitor, yet you don't seem to care?” But after thinking it over, he understood. ”Shifu,” he said, ”You have a way to rescue Shijie, don't you?”

Jiu Nan stared at him; she shook her head and said, ”I do not. She is such a useless thing!”

Along the way, Wei Xiaobao had noticed that his master was always cold and indifferent toward this martial sister, she did not seem to love her dearly, in fact, she did not treat her as well as she treated him. However, even if Shifu did not like her, I, Wei Xiaobao, liked her like crazy. He anxiously said, ”The big traitor is going to kill her. I am afraid by this time he has already had her flogged that she is hovering between life and death; he wanted to … to find out who incited her.”

”It was me who incited her,” Jiu Nan coldly said, ”If the big traitor has the ability, let him come to deal with me.”

Jiu Nan sent her disciple to assassinate Wu Sangui, Wei Xiaobao was not the least bit surprised. She was the former Ming Dynasty's Emperor Chongzhen's daughter, Wu Sangui was the person who delivered the Great Ming's rivers and mountains on a platter, naturally she hated this man to her bones. Even she herself had tried to assassinate Kangxi on Mount Wutai. But Ah Ke's martial art skill was mediocre, Wu Sangui had countless martial art experts as his guards by his side. Even if the assassination succeeded, it would be difficult for her to escape. Shifu sent her on this kind of mission, wouldn't it be clear that she wanted her to deliver her own life?

Wei Xiaobao had myriads of doubts and suspicions in his heart, yet he did not dare to ask her openly. He said, ”Shijie will never confess it was Shifu who sent her.”

”Is that so?” Jiu Nan said, and closed her eyes.

Wei Xiaobao did not dare to ask anything anymore, he went out of her room.

Since Zhao and Zhang, two people, went to Wu Sangui to ask for Ah Ke, he did not expect them to return quickly. He paced back and forth in the hall, until the sky gradually brightened. Three times he sent some Imperial Bodyguards to see if there was any news, but none of them came back to report anything. Finally he could not bear it anymore, selecting a squad of Valiant Cavalry sergeants, he personally led them toward to Ping Xi Wang mansion. About three li from Ping Xi Wang Mansion, he stopped at the Fa Hui [lit. Dharma wisdom/intelligent] Temple, and sent several Imperial Bodyguards ahead to find any news.

About the time needed to eat a meal later, he heard the urgent sound of hooves, Zhang Kangnian galloped over and reported to Wei Xiaobao: ”Subordinate and Zhao Qixian went to see Ping Xi Wang under Fu Zongguan's order. All along Wangye did not receive us. Zhao Qixian is still waiting outside the door.”

Wei Xiaobao was anxious and angry at the same time. He stomped his foot and cursed, ”Damn it, Wu Sangui is putting on air!”

Zhang Kangnian said, ”He is a king holding power over a territory; in the world, other than His Majesty, he is the most powerful. He is not willing to see us, lowly Imperial Bodyguards, this is a very normal occurrence.”