Part 21 (1/2)

All this vaudeville team business, mind you, as if we were bellowing at each other across the street. All round the room you could see old gentlemen shooting out of their chairs like rockets and das.h.i.+ng off at a gallop to write to the governing board about it. Thousands of waiters had appeared from nowhere, and were hanging about, dusting table legs. If ever a business wanted to be discussed privately, this seemed to me to be it. And it was just about as private as a conversation through megaphones in Longacre Square.

”Didn't she write to you?”

”I got a letter from her. I tore it up. I didn't read it.”

Pleasant, was it not? It was not. I began to understand what a s.h.i.+pwrecked sailor must feel when he finds there's something gone wrong with the life belt.

I thought I might as well get to the point and get it over.

”Edwin's going to marry a palmist,” I said.

”Who the devil's Harry?”

”Not Harry. Marry. He's going to marry a palmist.”

About four hundred waiters noticed a speck of dust on an ash tray at the table next to ours, and swooped down on it.

”Edwin is going to marry a palmist?”

”Yes.”

”She must be mad. Hasn't she seen Edwin?”

And just then who should stroll in but Edwin himself. I sighted him and gave him a hail.

He curveted up to us. It was amazing the way the fellow had altered.

He looked like a two-year-old. Flower in his b.u.t.ton-hole and a six-inch grin, and all that. The old man seemed surprised, too. I didn't wonder. The Edwin he remembered was a pretty different kind of a fellow.

”Hullo, dad,” he said. ”Fancy meeting you here. Have a cigarette?”

He shoved out his case. Old man Craye helped himself in a sort of dazed way.

”You _are_ Edwin?” he said slowly.

I began to sidle out. They didn't notice me. They had moved to a settee, and Edwin seemed to be telling his father a funny story.

At least, he was talking and grinning, and the old man was making a noise like distant thunder, which I supposed was his way of chuckling.

I slid out and left them.

Some days later Duggie called on me. The old boy was looking scared.

”Reggie,” he said, ”what do doctors call it when you think you see things when you don't? Hal-something. I've got it, whatever it is.

It's sometimes caused by overwork. But it can't be that with me, because I've not been doing any work. You don't think my brain's going or anything like that, do you?”

”What do you mean? What's been happening?”

”It's like being haunted. I read a story somewhere of a fellow who kept thinking he saw a battles.h.i.+p bearing down on him. I've got it, too. Four times in the last three days I could have sworn I saw my father and Edwin. I saw them as plainly as I see you. And, of course, Edwin's at home and father's in Europe somewhere. Do you think it's some sort of a warning? Do you think I'm going to die?”