Chapter 302: Its easy to satisfy animals. (1/2)
Dog Nonsense!
Yan Mo has no joy coming from being trusted.
It's easy to say ”I believe in you”, but how hard is it for the believed to know?
Gee, I really want to let go of you. I think you'll dare to throw your hands off the cabinet next time.
But... Looking down at the hairy head on his chest, the culprit who causes him sleeplessness, drooling out. How much relaxation does it take to sleep so heartlessly?
Yuan Zhan felt the movement and woke up confused. The first action was to stretch out his tongue and lick the softness under his face.
He licked and rubbed his chin with the mustache.
”Hey!” Yan Mo pulled his hair in pain and said, ”Get up!”
”Hard, small.” Keep rubbing and licking.
”h.e.l.lo, I remember that I fulfilled my promise last night.” Yan Mo didn't know that his voice was a little lazy and hoa.r.s.e, which he didn't usually have a voice that sounded like that.
Yuan Zhan lifted up his upper body and touched the old face he had seen. ”You are old.”
”Is this your first time seeing this?” Yan Mo turned over and finally changed his posture.
Oh! His waist!
Something came out of his body, and Old-man Yan felt his mouth go sour.
Yuan Zhan lay on his back, and the part that had just fallen asleep became mentally abnormal again. ”Does it hurt?”
”... Hmm.”
”I'll lick it for you.”
”No! That's all right.” Yan Mo quickly covered his b.u.t.tocks and felt that the gesture would hurt his self-esteem. Instead, he turned to a straight face. ”I'm sleepy. Tomorrow we'll escort the Weise Tribesmen back to the Great Obscuri Tribe with the Obscuri Tribesmen, and go to bed earlier.”
Yuan Zhan was reluctant. The golden needle on his head was pulled out. Last night, his priest DRen seldom indulged him. He is now comfortable and just wants to do that again.
”You clearly like... My Priest DRen.” Touch, touch, rub, lick and bite.
His Mo has a very astringent herbal scent, which is not particularly pleasant, but mixed with his previous vent of the fishy smell, it was mixed into a kind of ambiguous smell that people cannot help blushing and heartbeat.
Yan Mo doesn't deny that he really likes doing it with Yuan Zhan. Once he starts, it's hard to stop it, especially when he's psychologically tired. But he only liked the part that was served in front of him, and the part he was forced to bear behind him did not feel very happy. Yuan Zhan apparently preferred the activities in the latter part.
Yuan Zhan bit him in the ear. ”You said I could do whatever I wanted.”
”Did I say that?”
”Yes!”
”Nonsense!”
”You said, you would give me a reward, let me until I'm satisfied, I am not satisfied, I will not be satisfied in my life, and you have to keep me satisfied.”
”Keep dreaming, don't hesitate. Hey, I really can't take it anymore. Don't forget that I'm an old bone that's going to fall into the ground. How can I stand your wanton tossing and turning, be good, go to sleep won't you?” Yan Mo surrendered. He was so tired that it was not easy to satisfy an energetic animal. Even if his self-recovery is good, his waist is still aching slightly, not to mention other parts that are more difficult to talk about.
”Mo, once again, once...”
”Fxcking bastrd! If you don't listen to good words, do you want me to get angry? Get out of here! Believe it or not, I will make you immortal in the future? Hmm!”[1] Immortals in Taoist don't have s.e.x
”Ah, stuffed in...”
Yan Mo, ”...”
Someone who has no ears and is not threatened at all asks him with special concern: ”Are you tired in this position? I'll hold you up on one leg, so you'll be more relaxed. You sleep with me. Don't worry about me. I'll go to bed when I'm done.”
The problem is that what you b.a.s.t.a.r.d is doing is ME, how about you let me sleep?!
When Yan Mo gets angry, he wouldn't indulge this b.a.s.t.a.r.d, let alone soften his heart. See how far he has to go if he only takes a little step backwards!
Someone who moved suddenly sighed and said bitterly, ”Mo, how long do you think I can hold you like this? If I wasn't here, it's easy for you to train a new high-ranking blood ability warrior. I know you have always wanted me to die in your hands, so Mo, promise me, if one I must die, let me die in your arms, do not let others and myself kill me, I want you to do it yourself. ”
”Well, I promise you, and you can die now.” Yan Mo did one thing.
There was a sudden cry of pain from a man in the cave. It was so terrible that it awoke the sleepers in the cave next door and below.
The next morning, most of the people who woke up again were not in good spirits, and they were frightened by the roar last night.
Dda followed Yuan Zhan out of the cave secretly and watched him stand and urinate. He also stood next to him.
”Ou!” Dda's peeping eyes were filled with sympathy.
Yuan Zhan wanted to kick him aside, but his heart was wronged and there was no complaint. He poured bitter water on Dda, who would only whine all day long. He pointed down there, ”See? It's swollen. ”
”Ou!” It hurts to watch.
”He pierced me with thorns, many thorns!”
”Ou!” Can you still urinate? Chief, you are amazing.
”But I didn't make him any better last night.” Yuan Zhan grinned grimly. ”You see, he's still not up, dead old man, think he's old, I can't bear to toss him around.” Sometimes that b.a.s.t.a.r.d just misses his lesson. He used to make me want to beat him from time to time. Now more... Dda, do you think there's a more miserable Chief than me? You Priest DRen always bullies me. He treats you better than me.”
”Ou?” Dda did not understand how the big Chief suddenly changed his tone and became a wronged person. But when he heard the snowfall behind him, he turned around and saw Priest DRen coming out in a thick fur cloak.
The snowstorm did not stop, affecting Dda's sense of smell.
At this time, anybody who sees Yan Mo at the first glance will be the first to think: this is an old man who has been moistened.
Look at his reddish face, moist eyes, even the bitter cold wind cannot hide a person's whole body that just awakened after the satisfaction of wet dream sleep.
Yan Mo heard the second half of Yuan Zhan's sentence and came over to look at it. He threw a small jar to Yuan Zhan. ”Daub it on yourself, and it will swell down within half an hour.”
Sure enough, the animal had to be trained. He slept well in the second half of the night last night. When he got up in the morning, the animal waited on him again. If he couldn't practice it, he would run the animal upside down.
Yuan Zhan took the medicine can and threw it back. ”You help me, if I do it myself. It will hurt!”
Yan Mo, with the expression ”I can't really stand your face”, returned to the cave with Yuan Zhan, who was wearing only a leather skirt.
Dda, who was also wearing a leather skirt, stood in the cold wind and was completely confused. Did the Chief bully Priest DRen last night or did Priest DRen revenge against him? Mystery!
Well, Chief is Chief, The Priest is The Priest, and their behavior is so mysterious. Forget it, I'd better go and play with Fei-Fei. Fei-Fei is not mysterious, Fei will bite him. ~~
Happy mornings are over.
With the help of Jiu Feng and Dda, the Obscuri Tribesmen, who captured enough of the Python-fish, happily led Yan Mo and others to the Great Obscuri Tribe with their hunts and enemy captives.
The snowstorm continued, but no one complained and no one said they would stay in the cave.
Elder Hao left four Tribesmen to keep watch over the cave, and all the rest were brought back.
They learned from Yan Mo that the cunning The Weise Tribesmen had sent a large number of warriors to attack the tribe.
They were so anxious to go back that they wanted to tell tribesmen that they were okay, and they also threatened the Weise Tribe with Wei-Sa and others to never attack them.