Chapter 6 (1/2)

“Alright, today, let’s decide on our cla.s.s representative.”

“Is there anyone who has a recommendation or a self-recommendation?” asks the Deer-sensei from Homeroom.

Nn? Why are we talking about Homeroom out of nowhere?

Do you really want to hear about normal cla.s.ses, normal lunch, and normal everyday activities?

I didn’t touch Kiho much today, so there’s nothing really worth noting.

Ah? What happened to the everyday confession events?

I cut all of that out, d.a.m.n it. I was already forced to describe many of them you know.

Besides, “Go out with me and let’s get married,” nothing else was saying. I mean, nothing else was said. s.h.i.+t.

…….d.a.m.n I’ve grown wild.

I should heal myself by looking at cute girls. Let’s look at my neighbor, Kiho, who’s looking at Deer-sensei with her mouth half open. Yeah let’s do that.

“Houzouin-kun would be great for it!” (

Oh yeah, I forgot that we are deciding on a cla.s.s representative.

But Houzouin-kun… who was it again? Ah, it’s the gla.s.ses guy with the same last name as the board chairman.

Mmm. If it’s him, I have no complaints. He looks like he studies hard, and he has those Kichiku Megane (gla.s.ses), so there’s no problem.

“No! Katagiri-san should do it!”

Nonononono, why, why me.

Such a troublesome position, sorry, I’m not going to suffer it.

“Nono! It should be Houzouin-kun.”

That’s right. Have him do it.

Work hard Houzouin-kun. You’ve lost, Houzouin-kun.

“What are you saying! Besides Katagiri-san, there’s no one else who can do it!”

“What are YOU saying! There’s no way it can be anyone else besides Houzouin-kun!”

After that, the cla.s.s divided into the Houzouin and Katagiri factions, and my last name was being said repeatedly.

Hey, someone else hurry up and say, “Then, I’ll do it.”

“…….Then, are there any objections to making Houzouin-kun and Katagiri-san the cla.s.s chairman and vice chairman?”

…….Huh?

“““““NO OBJECTIONS”””””

Hey, HEY DEER! Why are you and everyone else making a sham of the Dancho○ Club! (Not quite sure what the reference is.)

“Houzouin-kun, Katagiri-san, it has been decided, so please talk amongst yourselves and decide who will be the chairman and vice chairman.”

Hey, don’t decide this on your own! You didn’t even get our consent!?

Kiho, don’t tell me, ‘Work hard!’ I don’t want to do it!

Ahhh. s.h.i.+t. Why do you look so happy that I was chosen. So cute! d.a.m.n!

All these guys in my cla.s.s are saying things as they please like, ‘If we have two people, that’ll be a relief,’ ‘No matter who does what, there’ll be no problem.’

What’s with this atmosphere!? With this kind of flow, I can’t object! Nooo~!

…….s.h.i.+t.

There’s one thing I can do. Houzouin (read: Gla.s.ses) must absolutely become the chairman. I have to make him be the chairman. Even if I have to use my last resort, it is imperative that I avoid being chairman (read: pain in the a.s.s)!

“Speaking of which, why did you and I become the cla.s.s representatives?”

To obtain the initiative, I strike up a conversation and ask Gla.s.ses.

He also looks unwilling, but I have no intention of handing over the vice chairman seat.

For that purpose, I’ll have him be the scapegoat for me.

“Yes. I look forward to working with you for a year. Chairman.” (Houzouin)

“…….Huh?”

“It’ll be hard, but I’ll support you to my utmost as the vice chairman, so let’s get along.”

He says, while trying to give the clincher smile.

I see. I’ve chosen, to use my final resort. THIS IS, THE・BULLDOZER!

If I were to smile and say please, I could’ve solved every problem up until now somehow or another. Before women’s wiles, men are fools.

Ah, by the way, this isn’t effective against mothers. I don’t want to remember when Mom smiled back with a smile that would freeze even h.e.l.l.

If it’s my younger brother, forget problems, he’ll listen to anything I say. Although it’s really convenient, is he really fine with it?

My dad? Ahh…That’s right. I never mentioned him. Because he’s so busy, he’s not home much, but I’d say he’s just a normal business guy.

“……”

Gla.s.ses is silently looking at me.

Looks like my smile wasn’t effective, but I’ll just interpret his silence as affirmation.

“Sensei, we’ve decided. Houzouin-kun said he will be the chairman.”

“!”

“He, Wa”

Fufun, you were too slow.

He who moves first wins. He who delays loses. These all mean: my victory. You can’t say no here can you?

I have a bad personality? This is how I’ve always treated guys.