Part 42 (1/2)
CLARA--”He gave me an army-and-navy kiss.”
MAUD--”What kind is that?”
CLARA--”Oh, rapid fire--sixty a minute!”
”Young man, don't you know you ought to lay something by for a rainy day?” ”I do; my rubbers.”
THE ONLY REMEDY--”Mamma, I dess you'll have to turn the hose on me.”
”Why, dear?”
”'Tause I'se dot my 'tocking on wrong side out.”
HE--”I saw you out driving yesterday with a gentleman. He appeared to have only one arm; is that all he has?”
SHE--”Oh, no; the other arm was around somewhere.”
”Why are pugilists like chickens?”
”Because they live on 'sc.r.a.ps!'”
MAY--I wonder what the men do at the club?
PAMELA--From what Jack says I guess they play with the kitty most of the time.
SWATTER--I see you are mentioned in one of the books just published.
PRIMLY--Indeed! What book?