Part 40 (1/2)

PROFESSOR--Take a train of thought, my boy.

SMITH--They say that after a time the engineer of a limited flyer loses his nerve.

JONES--The engineer, perhaps, but not the Pullman porter!

”What do you mean by referring to Miss Elderly as a pall-bearer?”

”She sits around all day long with a green parrot on her shoulder. I don't like such Poll-bearers.”

COURTNEY--When you proposed to Miss Dexter did you get down on your knees?

BARCLAY--No, I couldn't; she was sitting on them.

KICKSY--Wife, can you tell me why I am like a hen?

MRS. KICKSY--No, dear, why is it?

KICKSY--Because I can seldom find anything where I laid it yesterday.

”Did you ever hear about the two holes in our back-yard?”

”Well! Well!”

”Old Jones was killed last night by a dew-drop.”

”Must have been a very heavy one.”

”About four hundred tons.”

”Horrible!”

”You see he was standing under the trestle, and a freight train ran off the track and dropped on him.”