Part 19 (1/2)

MRS. BENHAM--Our new minister's name is Stone.

BENHAM--Well, there are sermons in stones.

ALGY--”Charming widow, isn't she? They say she is to marry again.”

CHOLLY--”I wouldn't want to be a widow's second husband.”

ALGY--”Well, I'd rather be a widow's second husband than her first, doncher-know.”

A Boston, man upon learning that there were 4,000 Poles in New York, exclaimed: ”What a place to raise beans.”

FRED--”I had a fall last night which rendered me unconscious for several hours.”

ED--”You don't mean it? Where did you fall?”

FRED--”I fell asleep.”

”I say, old chap, how short your overcoat is!”

”Oh, that's all right! It'll be long enough before I can afford a new one.”

PAT--”'Twas the divil of a blow the dago gave yer. Yer wuz near Kilt.”

MIKE--”Begorra, I wish I had died that I moite see the villain hung.”

JIM--”Why do you wear your stocking wrong side outward?”

PAT--”Because there's a hole on the other side.”