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Part 12 (1/2)
He wrung his hands.
”Corbett and Fitzsimmons will never fight again.”
”Why?”
”Because they can not get gloves to Fitzsimmons.”
ASKIT-What is a convenient fall trip for me to take?
TELLIT-You might step on a banana peel or try to balance on a cake of soap at the head of the stairs.
”There is but one thing,” said the professor of medicine, gravely, ”that we know about death.”
”And that is, sir?” queried the student.
”It is always fatal.”
”Did you hear about Miss Jones?”
”No. What's up?”
”Why, she eloped with one of the boarders in the hotel.”
”Oh, that was only a roomer!”
”When was money first invented?”
”I don't know. When was it?”
”When the dove brought the greenback to Noah.”
”What a distinguished looking man.”