Part 5 (1/2)

YOUNG M.D.--That jig is up.

OLD M.D.--What do you mean?

YOUNG M.D.--That fellow with St. Vitus's dance died this morning.

”Do you think that as a rule people who attend theaters are superst.i.tious?”

”Do I think so? I know it. I have seen people sit for an hour waiting for a ghost to walk.”

”For that matter the actors themselves often wait longer than that.”

”Here's an account of a hen which layed three eggs at once, and then died,” remarked Mrs. Sumway.

”From over-eggsertion, probably,” commented her husband.

”What is the best way to raise cabbage?”

”With a knife and fork.”

”Why is Miss B---- wearing black?”

”She is in mourning for her husband.”

”Why, she never had a husband!”

”No, that is why she mourns.”

”Dearest,” she murmured, ”I'm so afraid you'll change.”

”Darling,” he answered, ”you'll never find any change about me.”

”What's the matter here?” asked a stranger of a small boy, as he noticed a large wedding party coming out of a church on Fifth avenue.