v4c53 (2/2)
”P, please wait! Was.h.i.+ng your b.u.t.t with water really does feel good! Even more so when it's warm water! It's a revolution that will change the world! Please believe me!”
”Hey! Get out! Didn't I tell you already, I'm not selling you any magic stones!”
”It's the truth! The b.u.t.t! The b.u.t.t really feels good!”
TL Note : I cringed so hard I almost didn't want to TL this page :/ - Laverdy
But the male shop clerk did not listen to my pleas, and drove me out of his store.
What I saw reflected in his eyes in the end was genuine anger.
It's not his fault, though.
Was.h.i.+ng your b.u.t.t with warm water after using the toilet—the idea of a wash toilet itself was way too avant-garde for this world to understand.
If he experienced it firsthand I'm sure he will shed tears of happiness at how wonderful it is!
I hardened my heart and swore that I will definitely finish the wash toilet.
Then I will have him use it and feel its magnificence!
TL Note : All hail the wash toilet G.o.d atop his porcelain throne!
I went to another magic stone shop and bought a gold coin's worth of fire and water magic stones while keeping silent about their use.
I returned to Meiya’s residence with the magic stones in hand.
I set to work making the wash toilet, borrowing the strength of the magic stone professional Meiya.
I thought it might be fine if it's her, but since there was a possibility she'd become enraged like that magic stone shop owner, I was deliberately cryptic about its use, and explained that I want to shoot warm water through a pipe.
Happy being depended upon with magic stone work, she gleefully cooperated.
”You want to draw magic runes around the water tank so the water would shoot through the pipe, right.”
”Then I want to heat that water with magic stone so it becomes warm. Can you draw the warming magic runes on the pipes?”
”Of course! With magic stones this size bringing the water to boil would only take a moment.”
”Er, you don't have to make it boil. Just make it as warm as bathwater if you can.”
”Is that so… then we need to put in a limiter as well, for safety.”
”Can you do that?”
”Yes, of course I can.”
”Great, then add the limiter as well.”
Meiya started working according to my instructions.
For several days, Meiya and I devoted ourselves to making the wash toilet.
We made the pipe so it could be brought in and out by hand through the use of a handle to adjust its positioning.
The regulation of the water current is made possible by magic runes carved on the exterior of the tank.
Heating runes were drawn on the unexposed portion of pipe to make the water warm.
It became, in terms of the wash toilets of my previous world, an [Instant Heating Type] toilet that heats up only the portion of water that was going to be used.
The water and fire magic stones were installed together with the handle on the wall.
When both magic stones are touched, and the startup spell is chanted, the water flows, gets warmed up and shoots out.
If you don't want warm water, you simply touch only the water magic stone and chant the spell.
When the magic power runs out, the stones can be replaced or charged again and reused.
It was quite eco friendly.
The cost for me and Meiya to make the alternate-world-style wash toilet this time is… Magic stones × 2, nozzle, western-style toilet bowl, materials for other necessary gimmicks—all in all, we spent 3 gold coins (about 300 000 yen).
The house we leased cost 5 silver coins per month.
It was six months' rent.
As for the wash toilets in my previous world, there were ones that cost 300 000 yen if it was one of the more expensive ones.
Because I was making it in another world, that price isn't too much.
I told my two wives about the cost and what I used it for, and….
”Lute-kun was like that with the handguns as well, but you sure are pa.s.sionate about strange things.”
[Oniichan, you shouldn't be too wasteful with money, okay?]
I kind of got treated like a kid without common sense.
It’s fine. Once they experience the wash toilet, they’ll definitely come to realise its splendour!
Wash toilets are the true forbidden fruit!
A devilish tool that will always hold you captive after you experience it!
I can say with confidence that no matter the world, there is no person that can turn their back to its magnificence!
Feel free to experience the dreadfulness of the ultimate weapon developed in Galapagos j.a.pan.
I pictured the writhing forms of the girls taken captive by the wash toilet, and silently smiled to myself.
And like that, the newly rented house was fully furnished with the Lute-model wash toilet.
Below is a side story. The reactions during the use of the wash toilet.
In Snow’s case.
During――『!? Fugyah! W-, What is thiss?! Funyah?!』
After――『Thish ish amajing~ It feels so good, my knees have gotten weak!.』
In Chrisse’s case.
During――『!? -u, nn-u-! Nn-...!』
After――『T-, This is a torture device created from the knowledge of the Demon King! I-, I will definitely never use it again!』
In Meiya’s case.
During――『L-, LUTE-SAMAAAA! LU-, LUTE-SAMAA!! LUTE-SAMAAAAAAAAAH!!!』
After――『Uhuhuhu, as expected of the greatest genius of this age, Lute-sama. To think he would evolve toilets to this level…-』
In the case of the magic stone salesman.
During――『UHO! Uhohohoho, HOOOH!』
After――『I’ve been opened to a new world…-』
Chrisse was angry at me with teary eyes.
Apparently it didn’t go well with her.
It was popular with everyone else, though.
(￣^￣)ゞ
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