Volume I Part 100 (1/2)

_Olin._ Good Lord, what Joys you have found out for the first Night of a young Bride and Bridegroom. Fiddles and Dancing, ha, ha, ha! they'll be much merrier by themselves, than Fiddles and Dancing can make them, you Fool.

Enter _Haunce_ and _Gload_.

Bless me! what is't I see! [Stares on _Haunce_.

_Hau._ Why! what the Devil means she? look about me, _Gload_, and see what I have that's so terrible.

_Olin._ Oh, I have no Power to stir, it is a Sprite.

_Hau._ What does she mean now, _Gload_?

_Glo._ She desires to be satisfy'd whether we be Flesh and Blood, Sir, I believe.

_Hau._ Do'st see nothing that's Devil-wise about me?

_Glo._ No, indeed, Sir, not I.

_Hau._ Why then the Wench is tippled, that's all, a small Fault.

_Olin._ O, in the name of Goodness, Sir, what are you?

_Glo._ Ay, Ay, Sir, 'tis that she desires to know.

_Olin._ Who are you, Sir?

_Hau._ Why who should I be, but he that's to be your Master anon?

_Glo._ Yes, who should he be but _Myn heer Haunce van Ezel_?

_Olin._ What, did you come in at the Door?

_Hau._ Yes, marry did I; what, do you think I creep in like a Lapland Witch through the Key-holes?

_Dor._ Nay, nay, this cannot be the Bridegroom.

_Olin._ No, for 'tis but a moment since we left him, you know, in my Lady's Chamber.

_Hau._ Very drunk, by this good Light.

_Dor._ And therefore it cannot be _Myn heer Haunce_.

_Hau._ What a Devil will you persuade me out of my Christian Name?

_Olin._ The Priest has yet scarce done his Office, who is marrying him above to my Lady.

_Hau._ _Salerimente_, here's brave doing, to marry me, and never give me notice; or thou art d.a.m.nable drunk, or very mad.

_Glo._ Yes, and I am married to you too, am I not?

[To _Olinda_.

_Olin._ You? we know neither of you.

_Hau._ Ha, ha, ha, here's a turn for you.