Part 182 (2/2)

There was a snake that dwelt in Skye, Over the misty sea, oh; He lived upon nothing but gooseberry pie For breakfast, dinner and tea, oh.

Now gooseberry pie--as is very well known,-- Over the misty sea, oh, Is not to be found under every stone, Nor yet upon every tree, oh.

And being so ill to please with his meat, Over the misty sea, oh; The snake had sometimes nothing to eat, And an angry snake was he, oh.

Then he'd flick his tongue and his head he'd shake, Over the misty sea, oh, Crying, ”Gooseberry pie! For goodness' sake, Some gooseberry pie for me, oh.”

And if gooseberry pie was not to be had, Over the misty sea, oh, He'd twine and twist like an eel gone mad, Or a worm just stung by a bee, oh.

But though he might shout and wriggle about, Over the misty sea, oh, The snake had often to go without His breakfast, dinner and tea, oh.

_Henry Johnstone._

THE LEGEND OF THE FIRST CAM-U-EL

AN ARABIAN APOLOGUE

Across the sands of Syria, Or, possibly, Algeria, Or some benighted neighbourhood of barrenness and drouth, There came the Prophet Sam-u-el Upon the Only Cam-u-el-- A b.u.mpy, grumpy Quadruped of discontented mouth.

The atmosphere was glutinous; The Cam-u-el was mutinous; He dumped the pack from off his back; with horrid grunts and squeals He made the desert hideous; With strategy perfidious He tied his neck in curlicues, he kicked his paddy heels.

Then quoth the gentle Sam-u-el, ”You rogue, I ought to lam you well!

Though zealously I've s.h.i.+elded you from every grief and woe, It seems, to voice a plat.i.tude, You haven't any grat.i.tude.

I'd like to hear what cause you have for doing thus and so!”

To him replied the Cam-u-el, ”I beg your pardon, Sam-u-el.

I know that I'm a Reprobate, I know that I'm a Freak; But, oh! this utter loneliness!

My too-distinguished Onliness!

Were there but other Cam-u-els I wouldn't be Unique.”

The Prophet beamed beguilingly.

”Aha,” he answered, smilingly, ”You feel the need of company? I clearly understand.

We'll speedily create for you The corresponding mate for you-- Ho! presto, change-o, dinglebat!”--he waved a potent hand,

And, lo! from out Vacuity A second Incongruity, To wit, a Lady Cam-u-el was born through magic art.

Her structure anatomical, Her form and face were comical; She was, in short, a Cam-u-el, the other's counterpart.

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