Part 36 (1/2)

”He's an American aristocrat.”

”We have no aristocrats with us. He's a great slave-owner, and immensely rich.”

”Very substantial claims to distinction, I must confess. You are wiser in these matters than we are. What do you think of Canada?”

”I don't know; it's very well for a young place. I only came here with sister last night; we are on our way to Quebec.”

”To visit friends?”

”We have no friends in Canada. We want to see Lord Elgin.”

”Lord Elgin!”

”Yes. We have seen a great many curious things, but we never saw an English lord.”

”And you are going to Quebec for no other purpose than to look at Lord Elgin? His lords.h.i.+p should feel himself highly flattered. What sort of an animal do you suppose him to be?”

”A man, of course; but I a.s.sure you that the Boston ladies thought a great deal of him. Sister and I have plenty of time and money at our disposal, and we wanted to see if their opinion was correct.”

”Well, I hope you may be gratified, and agree with the Boston ladies that he is a very clever man.”

”Is he handsome?”

”He has an English nose.”

”Oh, shocking!”

”A decided Anglo-Saxon face.”

”I'm sure I shan't admire him.”

”But I'll not antic.i.p.ate. A man may be a fine looking fellow in spite of his nose. But what do you think of the Falls?”

”Well, I have not _quite_ made up my mind about them. I should like to ride down to the edge of the river to look at them from below.”

”I will order a carriage to-morrow morning, and drive you down.”

”Thank you; I can do that for myself, if I have a mind to. I should like to ride down on horseback.”

”The path is too steep; no one ventures down that terrible road on horseback.”

”But I'm a capital rider.”

”No matter; they use cows for that purpose here.”

”Cows!”

”They are very safe, sure-footed animals. All the ladies ride down to the Falls on cows.”

”Are they fools?”