Part 33 (1/2)

When the girl appeared, she gave him a terrible start; the girl's dormitory was kept separate from the boy's dormitory, and he wondered at once how she had managed to sneak past the instructors. She wore a ferocious scowl and a fresh black eye, along with the school's drab uniform. It showed signs of having been torn and scuffed in a recent struggle.

”Here,” she growled, shoving the book back into his arms; it was the small story book that the other boys had violently taken from him. He looked down to it, then back up to her, trying to figure out what had happened.

”Um-”

”It's yours, isn't it?” she said.

William nodded.

”Then take it,” she said, pressing it against his palms. At last, he did as she said, accepting the book up and pulling it up against his chest.

The girl sank down next to him, leaning against the wall; William didn't know what to say. He had never talked to girls before, never mind one like this. He struggled for something meaningful, but all that he managed to blurt out was the first thought in his head.

”Uh, so, what's your favorite color?”

”Green,” she said without thinking, as if she had been expecting the question all along.

He hesitated, then opened his mouth to say something else, but she cut him off.

”My father used to read me that book,” she said. ”Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, right?”

William nodded again.

”I like it,” she said, and then she added: ”I heard your parents died a week ago. I'm sorry. I'm running away to find my father in the city. Do you want to come with me?”

William blinked, at a loss for how to respond. ”I'm-I'm sorry?”

”Yes or no,” she said, clearly agitated and wanting an answer. ”I'm leaving tonight, so I can't wait around, okay?”

”I-I don't know,” William said. ”Why are you running away?”

”Because I want to see my father again,” she said.

”Because I haven't seen him since I was a little girl. Are you coming or not?”

Arcadia and William meet as children.

”I can't,” William said. ”My grandmother will come for me, soon; I'm sure of it.”

”Suit yourself,” she said, and then she rose back up to her feet. ”My father's a very rich and important person, so when I find him, I'm sure we can come back to adopt you.”

William watched as she walked off, then turned back to his book. The very next day, the girl was gone; from then on, he could not help but secretly wish he had told her yes.

EPILOGUE: IN WHICH THESE MATTERS ARE AT LAST BROUGHT TO A TEMPORARY CLOSE.

More astute members of the audience (an esteemed group to which you, dear reader, undoubtedly belong) may have noticed that until this point, we have talked much about Count Orwick's nature but little of his appearance. This is not without reason.

Count Vladimere von Orwick was a scoundrel.

He was a creature of such abhorrent character that, for fear of your health, our censorous editors have banned us from describing him to you. We cannot write a word of his nose (which had caused several persons of weaker const.i.tutions to faint), nor spend a moment dallying upon his eyes (which were under investigation for their involvement in the tragic death of Mr. Penrose). We have been forbidden from so much as even mentioning his mouth (beyond, of course, noting that we shan't mention it).

So when called upon to imagine Count Orwick, we ask you to think instead of an innocent and helpless fruit. In particular, a deliciously ripe, juicy orange-with skin that parts beneath your fingers, sliding away like frost from a window on the first day of spring.

It was an orange that Count Orwick now worked upon, peeling it with great relish. Miss Primrose could not prevent herself from s.h.i.+fting uncomfortably in her chair; the Count had a way of making you pity his breakfast.

”A clever trick,” Count Orwick observed, finis.h.i.+ng the orange with calm delight. ”Disabling the calculation engines to prevent them from resetting.”

”Mr. Daffodil was instrumental in both the realization and execution of the plan,” Miss Primrose explained. ”I have requested in my report that he be recognized for-”

”Done,” Count Orwick said, waving his hand dismissively.

”Mr. Daffodil will be taking over the Steamwork, filling in for the now-deceased Mr. Eddington. He will be inst.i.tuting the very same plan that Mr. Copper had proposed-wiring all calculation engines together so we may prevent these sort of financial disasters in the future.”

”That brings me no small degree of comfort.”

”Of course. The next order of business, please.”

”Just a matter of clarification,” Miss Primrose said. ”We wanted to know exactly where you were during these recent, ah, events.”

”Mr. Peabody foresaw my interference and sought to eliminate me as a potential threat. He poisoned me shortly before launching his insidious plan's final stroke,” Count Orwick said.

”You were poisoned?” Miss Primrose said. ”But then, how did you-”

”Poison is a regular occupational hazard in my profession. I carry several different antidotes on my person at all times,” Orwick said. ”It was a simple matter to ferret out which poison Mr. Peabody had employed. Although he had done well to hide his true loyalties from me, I knew him enough to realize he would choose his instrument of murder on the basis of absurd irony.”

”He poisoned you with hemlock,” Miss Primrose said.

Orwick's smile grew several sizes larger. ”Indeed.”

”But, ah,” Miss Primrose said, hesitating. ”Sir, there is no cure for hemlock.”

”Oh, yes,” Count Orwick agreed. ”That is what those botany books say, isn't it?”

Miss Primrose fell silent for quite a while.

”If that is all, Miss Primrose-your check is, as they say, in the mail.”

”That's it, then?”

”There is still the matter of Mr. Peabody's accomplices, and the matter of Professor Hemlock himself, as well as the damage this whole affair has done to our already lagging economy-but yes, Miss Primrose. As far as you are concerned, that is 'it'.”

Orwick paused, then added with a wickedly gleeful smile: ”Unless, of course, I could interest you in a job. Mr. Peabody did leave a rather unfortunate vacancy.”