Chapter 96 (1/2)
Chapter 96
I Will Destroy You!
Hehehe! That was fun! Of all the spells Su Chan knew, hallucination spells were definitely her favorite! She liked hallucination spells because of how versatile they wereThere was sohallucination spellsLike, the caster could literally generate any effect with theest spells, since she was a fox sprit as naturally gifted in seduction spellsBut against a silly mortal like Liu Chuan, even a weak hallucination spell would do the trick
”WAAAAHHHH HAAAAHHHHhelllpppp! Somebody helllp!!! GAAAHHHH! Get them away from me!!!” Liu Chuan clambered his way to the front of the classroom and then—SMACK—ran facefirst into the chalkboard, no doubt having led a few ti chuckled”What on earth is the norance”EhWho knowsMaybe he's allergic to flowers”
Zhou Qin chuckled”What kind of idiot buys flowers knowing that he's allergic to the other people'sand Zhou Qin were still talking to each other, but Su Chan was no longer paying attention to what they were sayingDid I use enough Qi for the spell? The spell's effect wouldn't last if she didn'tThen that silly ainGrrrSu Chan h the ambient noiseSeconds later, she heard Liu Chuan's screaHe was still screa as he ranIt had been, what, three ood signFrom the looks of it, the spell would last for a least fifteen ot startled—like if someone suddenly punched hio, then?” Zhou Qin said”Seeing as we've gotten rid of the annoying pest and all”
Yundong laughed”Good ideaHey, why don't we just grab lunch at the cafeteria? I heard that the great Miss Zhou had yet to grace the cafeteria with her presenceTsk, tsk! What would the cafeteria's staff think? Theythat you have deemed their place unworthy of your presence”
”Says the one who doesn't even stay at the university dorms,” Zhou Qin said dryly, ”O Hero of Tiannan University”
Yundong burst into laughter”Touche”
Su Chan's Eryue was still active as the three of the the classroomOn the way out, she couldin her earsOut of curiosity, Su Chan focused on those voices
”GodHe's so hotEven the way he laughs is sexy”
HeyI know that voice
It was the girl who fell down on stage during the rehearsalsBack then, Yundong told her that those people were ”dancing” on the stageTruth be told, Su Chan still had trouble seeing itNo matter how she looked at them, those moves looked like they were taken from a bunch of shah, a derisive one”You're out ofHui”
Su Chan knew that voice tooIt belonged to the same woman who'd made fun of her clothes the other day at the school restaurantSu Chan had accidentally knocked over the wo soup and juice all over her Dee-Oh or Dee-Ooh clothes
”What? I was just telling the truth!” Zhuang Hui said”Don't you find him hot?”
There was a derisive snort”Him? PleaseDidn't you see what happen just now? He couldn't even settle his own problems! His woman had to step up and deal with the proble over such a wuss”
Zhuang Hui sighed”Looks like you've been out of the loop for way too long, Ke LuThat's because you haven't been to campus for the past few daysDo you even knoho he is? He's the Hero of Tiannan University!”
”Pfft! Don't even get me started on all that nonsense on the foru bullets? That's bullshi+tThis is real life, Zhuang HuiReal lifeNot some scene from an action movie”
Su Chan halted her steps halfway down the corridorThen, she turned around and stormed back towards the door of the classroo! Su Chan already had the perfect idea for a nice little hallucination spell she would cast on that insolent, foul- your breasts shrink to the size of a grain of rice! Hah! Su Chan yanked the door open—
She was stopped by a hand on her shoulder
”What's wrong, princess? Did you forget so at her with concern
Su Chan glanced into the classroo fun of you” Su Chan jerked her chin towards Ke Lu
Neither Zhuang Hui nor Ke Lu see was now saying so to hi Hui and Ke Lu's conversation
”A lot of people saw hiners swore by it!”
”RightAnd there are a lot of people ore they'd seen UFOs and the Loch Ness Monster, but that doesn'tHui!”
”Say, Ke Lu, I really don't get itWhat is it about hi way? Why do you hate hiolo,” Ke Lu said snidely”Just look at the way Zhou Qin was throwing herself at hiarup beside her
Zhuang Hui looked affronted”I won't speak to you any bad about hi our friendshi+p because hirowledAlright, that's it! I've had it with her! Time to show that foul-mouthed shat the Fox Zen School's hallucination spells are rip wrapped around her arh the doorway
Su Chan turned sideways and saw Yundong staring at those two girls”Re said without taking his eyes off the two girls
Su Chan opened her ain”It's the quality of our actions that deter away”Let thelance at the classroomKe Lu's face was now as pale as a sheetShe looked as though she had just seen a ghost
Liu Chuan ran out of the acade in the air to say a swarm of hornets that only he could seeWhen he sturabbed Liu Chuan by the shoulder and then delivered a harsh kick on his butt
Liu Chuan crashed headlong onto the concrete pavement and then rolled around a few times”Help!!! Help!!! Get them off me!! Please!!”
He Shao stared down at Liu Chuan, as still rolling on the ground like sosHe Shao kicked Liu Chuan's butt with the tip of his dress shoes”Hey! What the hell is the ether!”
Liu Chuan grabbed the fabric of He Shao's pants”Bees!! Bees! There are so rowled and yanked Liu Chuan up by the collar before slapping Liu Chuan's cheeks four ti idiot! What bees? There aren't any bees around, you nutjob!” He Shao released Liu Chuan's collar and shoved hi flat on his ass
Indeed, He Shao's slaps had shocked Liu Chuan enough to break Su Chan's spellLiu Chuan sat on the ground in a daze
Moan patting his face”No buHey! Hahaha! I'm fine! Hahaha!”
He Shao rubbed his te into idiots these days,” He Shao mumbled”First Xie Fei, and now this fcker?”
He Shao bent down and yanked Liu Chuan up by the collar again”Hey! What are youabout, you nu a lesson! Have you done it yet?”
Liu Chuan's face paled at the h someone had shoved a durian up his assHe Shao was, needless to say, not impressed by Liu Chuan's shoimpinessHe Shao smacked Liu Chuan upside his head”You fcker! You failed ood-for-nothing Xie Fei!” He Shao raised his hand again to strike Liu Chuan but the latter threw his arms up just in tih!!! He Shao! He Shao! I can explain! Please! Let me explain!”
He Shao lowered his arm and adjusted his jacket”Talk!”
”Look, He ShaoI don't think Li Yundong is a guy you wanna uy, you knowIt's like there's some supernatural stuff—”
He Shao sain”Super”—SMACK—”natural! Is that the best excuse you've got? Huh?! That he's into some voodoo stuff?”
”B-but it's true! Weird shi+t keeps happening around him!”
”Fck you and your nonsense! You can't even do one thing right! I just asked you to provoke him a little, and then force him to assault youAnd you can't even acco useless piece of shi+t!”
”H- He ShaoI don't think I'ave He Shao a fawning smile”Wh- why don't you look for solare nearly made Liu Chuan melt into a puddle of Arhed incredulously”Find so me”
The second part of He Shao's statement wasn't that far fro his bowel control at that point
”I- I'uy, He Shao! Weird shi+t keeps happening to !”
”A curse” He Shao stared at Liu Chuan incredulously”You're losing your shi+t because you think he cursed you” He Shao raised his hand to slap Liu Chuan”How about I beat you to death right here and now, huh! I bet that's scarier than a stupid curse!”
Liu Chuan flinched back in fearHowever, the blow never connectedHe Shao's withdrew his hand at the last e of his noseMoh his nose and seized Liu Chuan's shoulders
”Listen toLiu Chuan's shoulders a few tiain this afternoonBut this tiuarantee you that he won't har as I'ood”
The colors returned to Liu Chuan's face”Really? You have a way to deal with him?” Liu Chuan said tentatively”B- but He ShaoLi Yundong isn't so weird about him”
He Shao huffed out in frustration, then ht his ear closer, He Shao began speaking to hi, Liu Chuan juht”H- He ShaoI don't think that's a good ideaI mean, I just received an earful froer”What? You saying you have a proble! I- I'll find a way”
Li Yundong stood up from the last row of the lecture hall after what felt like days—or weeks—of torturous boredomIf there was a way to transform boredom into cash, he was pretty sure would've settled his bank debts by nowLi Yundong stretched his arlanced down at Su ChanHis princess was still doodling on a page of his notepadUpon a closer look, Li Yundong noticed a bunch of Mac Dee logos strewn all over the pageThere were other things too, of course: French fries; cheeseburgers; several cones topped with at least twenty layers of ice-creae bowls filled with soup and so blobs
That last one looked suspiciously like his stewed duck in beer
Li Yundong chuckled and ruffled Su Chan's hair”Ready to go hoe and nodded”Mmm!”
They packed up and left their rowAt the first row, he suddenly stoppedZhou Qin was standing there, suys a ride home?” Zhou Qin asked
OkayIt see a tad too far
Li Yundong returned Zhou Qin's smile and waved his hand a few times”NahIt's okayWe don't live farBesides, we don't want to trouble you”
Zhou Qin's sasps somewhere behind hiing jaws too
”Why are you still acting so formal with me,” Zhou Qin said”Aren't we friends?”
FriendsWith the enigmatic Miss Zhou, the Ice Queen of Tiannan UniversityThey were friends nowFriends, as in ”let's all hang out after class and treat each other to et used to that idea
A o, Zhou Qin wouldn't even look at hiain, alike he'd pulled about a hundredwalls
Weird is the new norhed”WellOkay thenWaitYou actually drive yourself around?” Admittedly, he had assuion of drivers who had no doubtSeemed like this was another stereotype that he had to throay
”Yes, I do”
”But I've never seen your car”
”OhI don't usually park on campusI don't want to draw attention, so”
”WowYou're a co gave her a thumbs up”Low-keyI like that”
Zhou Qin blushed a little”Is that a coladly accept”
Li Yundong chuckled”Well, then consider yourself coed his aro now? I'ry”