Volume II Part 28 (1/2)
”Really?”
”Why this duel?”
”Something very serious, which required blood. Just imagine that, in the face of the whole emba.s.sy, M. de Lucenay allowed himself to say to me, to my face, that I had a cough, a complaint that must be very ridiculous.”
”You fought for this?”
”And what the devil would you have one to fight for? Do you think that one could, in cold blood, hear one's self accused of having a cough?
and before a charming woman, too; what is more, before a little marchioness, who, in brief--it could not be overlooked.”
”Certainly.”
”We soldiers, you understand, we are always on the look out. My seconds, the day before yesterday, had an interview with those of the duke. I had the question placed very plainly; a duel or a retraction.”
”A retraction of what?”
”Of the cough, by Jove, which he allowed himself to attribute to me.”
The notary shrugged his shoulders.
”On their side the duke's seconds said, 'We render justice to the honorable character of M. Charles Robert; but his grace of Lucenay cannot, ought not, will not retract.' 'Then, gentlemen,' responded my seconds, 'M. de Lucenay still continues to insist that M. Charles Robert has a cough?' 'Yes, gentlemen; but he does not intend it as an attack upon M. Robert's reputation.' 'Then let him retract.' 'No, gentlemen; M. de Lucenay recognizes M. Robert for a gallant man, but he insists that he has a cough.' You see there was no way of arranging so serious an affair.”
”None. You were insulted in that which a man holds to be most respectable.”
”So they agreed on the day and hour of meeting, and yesterday morning at Vincennes, all pa.s.sed in the most honorable manner. I touched the duke slightly in the arm with my sword; the seconds declared my honor satisfied. Then the duke said, in a loud voice, 'I never retract before an affair; afterward, it is different: it is therefore my duty to proclaim that I falsely accused M. Charles Robert of having a cough. Gentlemen, I confess, not only that my loyal adversary has no cough, but I affirm that he is incapable of ever having it.' Then the duke extended his hand to me cordially, saying, 'Are you content?
Henceforth we are friends in life until death.' I answered, that I owed him as much. The duke has done everything that was right. He might have said nothing at all, or contented himself with saying that I had not the cough; but to affirm that I never could have one was a very delicate proceeding on his part.”
”This is what I call courage well employed. But what do you mean?”
”My dear banker” (another pleasantry of M. Robert), ”it concerns something of great importance to me. You know that in our agreement, when I advanced you 350,000 francs, in order that you might finish the purchase of your notariat, it was stipulated that, by giving you three months' notice, I could withdraw from you this amount for which you now pay interest.”
”What next?”
”Well!” said M. Robert, with hesitation, ”I; no, but--”
”What?”
”You perceive it is pure caprice; an idea to become a landed proprietor, my dear law-writer.”
”Explain yourself; you annoy me.”
”In a word, I have been offered a territorial acquisition, and, if it is not disagreeable to you I should wish, that is to say, I should desire, to withdraw my funds from you; and I come to give you notice, according to our agreement.”
”Humph!”
”It does not make you angry, I hope!”
”Why should it?”
”Because you might think--”