Chapter 91 (1/2)

Chapter 91

Chapter 91: Team DQN

“I can’t, believe it”

I was in a fairy squareJust when I had thought that all hope was lost and gone, I ended up joining another party of classmates and we’d used the transfer circle to safely teleport into the next fairy square

“shi+t, doesn’t that er, I wouldn’t have had to engage in that deathon useless what-ifsWhat if nobody had died before he, before Tendo Ryuichi arrived… if that had happened, the rest of us wouldn’t evenfriendshi+p, and Higuchi’s relentless greed; it’d all have been th

“He’s OP as fuckOn par with Sou no joke”

I got the chance to witness that power firsthand in the battle with the boss, with the goliath (temp name) that happened just earlier

The powerfulinside the boss room was just as Masaru had described: very siure of a gorilla on steroids, with bulging, veiny muscles all overIt sported horns on its head like an oni frorey, metallic carapace like an armorbear

Yeah, no shi+t Higuchi was trying to find a loophole, just look at itWas my initial impression of the muscle-bound monstrosityAnd its looks hadn’t been for show either

“Seriously, what’s he even supposed to be? He doesn’t feel like a Hero, but he’s clearly not so bland like Swordsman or Warrior eitherWait, don’t tell”

I’d watched Tendo-kun fight the goliath from the door to the roo its prey casually enter its lair, raised a dizzying howl, ready to pounce at any ht goldenI knew, he was holding a huge, red sword

Speaking of bigass swords, the largest one I’d encountered was the clay the operative tererNot only was it close to 2 irthyI seeo up to 2 meters, but they’re a lot thinner, andso that they’re actually practical

Tendo-kun’s big, red murder-stick however, spat on the principles of real life physics, and looked truly like the epic cover-art tier blade an RPG protagonist would useNo ordinary huiant lump of metalHeck, I’d be a pancake if it dropped on top of me

And yet, Tendo-kun had been holding it up with one hand, not breaking one drop of sweatCarrying it wasn’t all he did, of courseWith blitzing speed, Tendo-kun delivered an overhead slash toward the goliathAt the same time, his sword burst in crimson

The result: Not only had the ground underneath charred in red, but the goliath was instantly split vertically in twoIts left and right where flung in opposite directions as bright flaravity to carry the two halves back to the ground, they were nothing but ash

The battle with the goliath ended in one fell swoop and we all teleported here to this fairy square, end of flashback

“I’d definitely be safe with Tendo-kun around… yeah no”

I ether and look out for each other, I’d be e, really… but I personally had doubts as to whether I could even get along with Tendo-kun’s team

Just looking at the members told me thatWe have Tendo Ryuichi, the class’ nuuy that even the als of our classBasically, not one of the studentIn other words, they were Tea of a completely different race of people compared to someone like me

I als or delinquency according to the behaviour they showed in their corner of the classroo survived in this dungeonThat being said, I still don’t know anything about the all this tiYeah, what if one day they suddenly decide to get rid of me, like “Momokawa, just fuck off~” I can totally see the a line like that

Basically, I need more info

The first uess the pick would have to be Rando KyokoNo no, I’ knockers, mind youShe was, after all, the one who invited irls don’t seeive a damn, so I can’t really expect a conversation from them even if I went for itRando-san it is

Not toflocked by those two girls on both sides who kept singing his praisesI heard terms like, “So cool” or “That esome” fly about, the kind of stuff you pay for in a hostess bar, but free of chargeTendo-kun didn’t look all that happy about it though, since he had just laid down to relax

At any rate, I’h to atte on over there

Which leavesa ways away from them, at the corner of the fairy square’s fountain

Actually, even if I kind of feel nervous, thinking back… I’ve had experience talking to Sou Worst HareirlI’ to me like I’m trash

“Rando-san, can we talk? I wanted to ask a few things”

“Ah~, heya MomokawaSure we can talk―― ”

Standing in front of Rando-san like this is pretty daunting, to be completely honestHer hotness was in the complete opposite vector from the pure, and virtuous beauty of someone like Souma SakuraIthat captivating cleavage; she wore her skirt short, which put on display those thicc s to the other side while I’It’s extremely deadly

So as I kept ush in sensual pheromones

“ ―― after you wash up, kay? You stink”

“Ugh! I’m, so sorry”

DeadI can’t believe I’irl say I ‘stink’ completely ripped out my heart…I was too naiveMy resistance toward irls’ hadn’t nearly developed as much as I estimated

I felt like crying, and decided to proo to the other side of the fountain so that I could abide to her suggestion, which is when she caught me

“Don’t struggle, heyI’unk off”

“Eh, huh… ai!?”

I suddenly foundmy face wiped by Rando-sanIn her hand was a wet handkerchief that she was using to scrub away thesensations were giving me a pleasure unlike―― hold it, since when did I have that fetish!+?

“Huh, Momokawa, you’re”

“Wha WHat aRe-!” My voice squeaked aspanicRando-san suddenly moved in close, and while she kind of had a ton of makeup on, she still had a really pretty face under all that, which wasn’t good for my heart at all

“You’re pretty cute, you know that? A little bit of”

“Uh huh”

“Trust me~, I can make you look totally fab”

“No thank you”

“A, coot such nice, clear skin, and look it’s so soft and bouncy~”

“No seriously, I’m not interested in thwat sowt ob―― hey, stop it” Iwith my cheeks what a, but in this context, I can hardly consent

“Coood hands with me~”

“Please no!”

“Ah, yeah, you’re really dirty all over, huhKay, Momokawa, take ‘em off”

“Haaa!?”

Okay, ti subjects way too fast for me to followAnd did she just tell me to strip down?

“Take of your clothes, heyWant me to do it?”

“Wait, no, I don’t”

“Chill, dudeI’ve got lots of little brothers, so I’m used to it”

“Well I’!?”

“I’ the little pipsqueaks naked, so you don’t need to be shy, alright?”

“No no, that doesn’t make any sense――”

“Quit wasting time, you!”

I wanted to screa Rando-sanThe girl in front of me didn’t raise so much as an eyebrow as I stripped down to ht be used to seeing boys naked or whatever but… this feels so fucking weird

“I’ll go ahead and wash these so you go and get sosYou know, the ones that fix clothes”

“Yeah, will doThanks, Rando-san”

I changed into my tracksuit without incident, and went on to collect the mimesis worms like I was toldMy uniform needed a wash anyway and there were soI felt like I had to thank Rando-san out of courtesy since she illing to do half the job

Still, it’s downright alien to irl could just casually take a half naked boy’s clothes and start doing laundry for hi with men already

We can count out Higuchi since in his last words he essentially confessed to being in a relationshi+p with Nagae-san and not Rando-san like I had previously theorizedThen that just e student, or maybe someone even older, who knows

Actually, noIt doesn’t matter what her relationshi+p status isWhat I need to ask her about is her and this teaYeah, I’ll do just that once I’ these worms

“Heya, Tendo, domyself busy

“What do you want, Rando?” Tendo-kun said drily

“Can we like, wait till Momokawa’s clothes are dry?”

“Like, fuck, Kyoko, we’re not playing house ya know?” Quipped one of the girls beside Tendo-kun

“Frickin’ read the mood, Kyoko” Said the other

“Yeah whatever,” said Tendo-kun, “you two can stay hereI’o take a walk”

“Thanks,” said Rando-san, “‘preciate it~”

“Nah, I was just getting bored anyway” Tendo-kun roused his body up fro up from his afternoon napAs he declared so, he headed toward the door out of the square to make a survey of the the new zone

“Hey wait for me, Tendo-kun~!”

“I’ht behind hi an axe, with sub blades hung at their waistsFrom the practiced uess that they had s

Descriptions aside, ith that oddly strained conversation just now? Tendo-kun seeirls had real acid in their tone

Wait ait, does that mean Tendo-kun likes Rando-san!?

Wait ait, does that mean Tendo-kun likes Rando-san!?

da for Class Rep… no wait, ot so heated up with our female class rep all the tiood pair, at least, appearance-wiseI mean, they’re both bleached blond and all

Which irls, who are very obviously trying to get his attention, would be facing the barrier called Rando-san, thus their attitudeIt also explains why Rando-san has been sitting away from them

And here I thought they were good friends, seeing as how they always seeroup in class…Yup, friendshi+p really is a fragile thing in the harshness of the dungeonAs someone experienced in such matters, my advice would be to settle their differences and ht, like I’m one to talk, eh Masaru?

“Soo, Moue at me“What kind of trouble have you been up to?”

“I’eon?”

“YeahLike, you don’t look strong at all, dude”

Ifrom only

“Rando-san, you don’t happen to have an appraisal skill do you? I ?”

In a world with callings and their respective skills, one would be foolish to judge a person's strength by their appearanceEven a scrawny kid likeunlimited potential for murder underneathCase in point, Reina AAyase, the very definition of delicate little princess, is apparently a Spirit Master, an undeniably powerful calling

“Uh, what? Yeah, sorry, I don’t follow”

“Wait, when you say I look weak, you just mean I look weak?”

“Yeah, I guess?”

It was at this point that I felt like a complete idiot

Here she was enuinely confused face like, ‘what else could it be?’ while my head was full of implications upon implications to her simple words

Wait, maybe Rando-san’s the type that speaks exactly what’s on her mind?

“Well, I guess, yeah I a from the Gods”

Sure there’s the fact that I won that fight with Higuchi and so objectively speaking, Shas, but that doesn’tit at the best! Just the best! I ood at lying

“Wew,” shethis far”

“Not entirelyI ith a trusty tea the way”

“Ah~ yeah, et you~”

Totally know that feel, Rando-san nodded to herself exaggeratedlyBut was she really being sy at her ‘totally’ chill face

“Soo, how come your alone now? Got lost?”

“It’s kind of a long storyInterested?”

“Totally interested~” She was unusually interested,infoWell, it’s no big deal whether I go now or after, since I’ll have to tell them part of my circumstances sooner or later

“Okay, where do I start, so my first teammate, and by that I mean a classmate was――”

I had to think about what and what not toMei-chan and about hoe joined up with Souirls

“Uh hu me you’ve been with the Miss Souma, Class Rep, Natsukawa, Kenzaki and even Tweety? Dayuht for sore eyes every day for you”

“I’ll admit that they’re pretty, but they were a massive pain to deal with, I swear”

Tweety must refer to Takanashi+ Kotori, with how she has ‘small bird (小鳥)’ literally twice in her na called behind her backIt’s certainly a lot lessMei-chan with ‘Butaba’

“I ht? I’ll bet they were all pretty strong too” Rando-san said rather discerninglyEven she could look at the with talent

“And you’d be correct” I validated her guess“All of theht, but she still made up for it with very useful support and production skills”

I’ like that, she can always equip the people in her party doing the actual fighting with top tier equipment

And I’ll also add her ancient tongue skill to the jelly listNot only is she able to use hidden functions in the fairy square fountains, she eon like Higuchi’s sacrifice stoneIt’s a skill with a ton of future potential

“Kinda lost yourthere, but neat” Said Rando-san, in an expression of ‘kind of sort of ieeky terms with herI’ll have to take et her to understand

“Okay, so how’d you end up separated, anyway?”

“Okay, so how’d you end up separated, anyway?”

“Kenzaki Asuna pushed ht ere about to jump to the next place, believe it or notAnd all of a sudden, I’m completely alone, left behind”

“Pfft! Pff Hahahahaha!!” Rando-san burst out laughing, “Holy crap, that’s hilarious!!”

“It’s seriously not funny”

Seeing her painfully holding her sides in uncontrollable mirth felt weirdly fresh, in a wayMust be because I’m safe now and can look back on it

“Legit, how do you even get pushed off like that,” She spat, not much a question than a retort

“It just happened way too fast”

How do you expectshoved from behind when I least expected it?

“Okay seriously though, pfft, why’d she even do that?”

I’d seriously like her to quit laughing right about nowMust’ve really tickled her funny bone i off the circle like a buffoonYeah, whateverShe doesn’t seem to mean any harmIt’s all that bitch Kenzaki Asuna’s fault anyway

“You could say Kenzaki-san doesn’t exactly have a good impression of me”

“Wait, what!?” Rando-san shot with sober disbelief “Like, love is free and all but seriously, that’s your type? Mo than you look, huh”

“Okay, can you please stop i, because I didn’t, alright!?”

“Didn’t even touch?”

“I said no!”

What kind of animal does she think I am? GeezSure, Kenzaki Asuna technically falls within the busty babes category, but conu I sayMy eyes wouldn’t even wander to such negligible knockers

“Well, what did you do then?”

“I uh… can’t say”

Yeah, noI do NOT want to explain why I was in a corner irlThat’d be soht there

“Kay? But hey, she’s one of those high pride, uppity bitches, so I can see her getting pissed at you for al, yeah?”

“You’re so right! You hit the nail right on the head! And it’s not just Kenzaki Asuna eitherSou you want to pull your hair out”

“You said it! bitch doesn’t give one crap about anyone but her little circle of friends, aht?”

“Wait, I see it, holy shi+t”

“Not even kiddingLike, there was that one ti on Souma Sakura in perfect sync

What ahtAnd no, I don’tbehind soot co info on Tendo-kun and his partyI should fix that

Business aside, boy does it feel good letting out all those pent up frustrationsIt’s isEspecially when that sorees with you, that’s just the best

But what’shis how easy to talk to Rando-san isToday has to be the first time we had a conversation, and she definitely doesn’t look the type that I’d get along with, but here ere, hitting it off like ere old friends

Like, just iine if I was one of those exhausted corporate warriors constantly facing unpaid overtime (a salaryman basically) and I happen to aimlessly find myself at a randoet literally addicted to itI irl attending to me, I’d blohole salary on the establish!?

“Kinda wanna change the subject, may I?”

“Sure, go right ahead”

After talking for a bit, I decided it’s ti about Souht now

“So hoas it for you, Rando-san? I , stuff like that” I gave it to her straightNoas just the right ti weird

“M reallyMy, uh, calling (?) isn’t anything worth writing home about, I mean like, I can’t even beat those boney creeps”

“But weren’t you by yourself at the beginning?”

“Not evenI basically ht away” She explained“AllLike legit, those tere so”

Rando-san smiled as she told the storyMaybe she was happy that her friends were strong, or lad that she had it so easy, I don’t knowBut I didn’t feel like I could criticize an innocent sotten to know her a little

“And uh, that ‘Julie’ and ‘Marie’ are the saht?”

“What’s this, Moot their names, didn't cha?”

“Sorry”

“That’s no good you know~ You gotta at least know the naet lucky, right?”

“Sorry”

“That’s no good you know~ You gotta at least know the naet lucky, right?”

Perhaps I can take it that she s’? If that’s the case, then the only names I have to know are Futaba Meiko and Rando KyokoI irls in terms of bust size

“Nonomiya Julia or Julie’s the one with the short hair, and the other girl with the long hair is Yoshi+zaki Maria, MarieI’ll keep it between us that you forgot, kay?”

“Thanks”

Actually, yeah, I do re weird names like Julia (純愛) and Maria (博愛) with their truly DQN-esque pronunciation of the kanjiI just hadn’t associated actual faces to the na names like that

Julie and Marie, unlike their curvaceous friend Rando-san, had sliazineabout the, but I’m not sure

I think he said so heads just by existing if only they weren’t in this class” Which is to say, it was totally believable if soazines lined in stores, but in our class which had irls of Souma Sakura level hotness, they unfortunately placed only at above average

Even in teral fashi+on, Rando-san had thee and voluptuous figure, her fancy et those titanic twinsHow can they even compete?

“What kind of callings did they get? Any rare ones?”

“Let’s see, Julie’s a Knight and Marie’s a Warrior I thinkWhat do you mean ‘rare’?”

“Rare as in Souma Yuuto happens to be a Hero and his sister’s a Saintess”

“Ohh, I get the pictureAnd ,” of course they’d be rare huh, Rando-san easily convinced herself, while on my end, I classified Julia and Maria, let’s call thes and adequately leveled upI can assu froeon while carrying Rando-san who didn’t do any fighting apparently

“And when did you guys meet up with Tendo-kun?”

“Donno, can’t check the tiuess, um, recently?”