Chapter 47 (1/2)
The Shaman can't become a Hero
Act 5: Worst Harem Party
Chapter 47: The Souma Harem
“So then Hirano-kun and Nishi+yama-san are”
After Mei-chan and I were rescued by Souroup, we relocated to the fairy square that was, as expected, close by There, we decided to first get our stories out
Mei-chan was treated to the best degree possible, and though she wasn’t in any danger of dying any the case, we’d have to do twice the labor in talking so I decided to go first
“A two-headed Orthrus huh If only ere there We could’ve beat it ithout any victims”
“It’s bygones Asuna-chan We never chose to be all split up like this”
The ones twisting their faces in regret froirl, Kenzaki Asuna and, our resident busty loli, Takanashi+ Kotori
I bet I couldn’t even looked these total hotties in the eye if it was in our old lives These two aren’t just pretty or cute, but like, more like, they exude this aura or presence that only really beautiful people seeo, ue wouldn’t be so we could call as such
“After that, it was just et all the way here and well you’ve seen the rest”
If it’s only about how h, there isn’t much to say The only parts Souma-san would be interested in would be about how her childhood friend, Reina A Ayase, was acting together with Higuchi, and concerning the people who’ve died I guess The people I’ve confirmed to be dead are: Takashi+ma-kun, Itou-kun, and the Hirano-Nishi+ya eaten by a bunch of Goma I sahile back Still, that er with us
“I’lad we made it in time”
“I can’t thank you enough Seriously, two Armor Bears would’ve been impossible for us”
“But just one should be prenty strong I didn’t see you guys have any good weapons so, is it that Futaba-san has a powerful vocation?”
“More like, is this girl really Futaba-san?”
Takanashi+-san’s question is perfectly valid If you compare the current Mei-chan to her fronizing her without a second look
The peacefully sleeping Mei-chan would go for a perfect role for Snow White or the Sleeping Beauty with how pretty she’s turned out lately Hain
Could be a side-effect of Reagent X More of those extra pounds were shed, and her muscles were toned to a point where her body line had literally zero resemblance to the previous barrel shape it used to describe But the bust and hips still kept their saenuine body of miracles
But despite the super-speed diet treatrace of Blessed Body If she ran for a beauty contests, this would be a tremendous cheat skill
“Momokawa-kun, Futaba-san doesn’t look like she’ll wake up any time soon, so mind if we start on our side”
“Sure, that’s alright, I was just gonna ask too”
Well, there’s that thing I’m impatient to ask about but they likely knohat that is and are likely planning to tell the whole story and ease into it Whatever the case, I need to gather info beforeany sort of decision I’ll hear them out
“After getting thrown into this alternate world, we quickly recieved our Vocations and started our own journey into the dungeon—”
Coh this hell, Soueon went so smooth, it was like she was a player in an RPG And ouldn’t it be? After all, she got to join up with her brother, Souame
“A Hero So there really is a vocation like that”
“Yes, I happen to be a Saintess, and Asuna is a Dualwielder so there is probably other specialized vocations out there too”
I got a slightall these clearly over-powered vocation names This is that so called social disparity isn’t it? Seee Joe like reater than Heaven and Earth
“But I think nii-san’s Hero is a special case in an of itself”
“Yeah, it’s hard to adth is at a whole new level If he wasn’t there, we could’ve gotten victiht”
“Sou you know, he beat that Cerberus all by himself!”
Cerberus as in prettyto defeat Apparently, it wasout flamethrowers all the time, so there must be a wide difference in power too And it’s no doubt a er monster than any Armor Bear
And to cut down that absolute monster of a , Souhtful holder of the title of Hero
“So why isn’t Souuys now?”
Souma-san and the others see fro the Cerberus They beat the boss no problee that Souma-kun isn’t here
“That is right before teleporting, we ran into some trouble”
“Eh? Trouble? You mean there was still monsters in the boss room after you beat the boss?”
“No, not monsters, people”
Sous her head with a dark expression while Kenzaki-san knits her thin eyebrows in frustration
“Don’t tell me,”
“That’s right, it was a group of boys from our class—”
They used the core froht then, three boys from class entered the boss room Ueda, Nakai, and shi+mokawa, nicknauchi’s lackeys They weren’t punks on the level of their boss, but they weren’t exactly people you’d nouts to dye their hair, but alaxed it to tremendous shi+ne In short, they’re a bunch of half-assed delinquents going to a prep school of all things[1]
(TN: The 3 ppl named in order have the kanji for top 上, middle 中, bottom 下 in their names, so they’re the 上中下 trio, which I paraphrased as tote your hair as a regular part of life, japs seeht
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“hell YEAAH, do it, bro!”
“Gotcha— Aqua Bind（tidal whip) !”
One of the three, shi+low, and shot out a slender whip of water Like a snake chasing prey, it serpented through the air latching onto Takanashi+-san as standing inside the transfer circle
“Takanashi+-san!”
“Kotori!”
Souma-kun and Kenzaki-san were the first to react and reach out for her But by then, Takanashi+-san had already been whisked away by the water whip
“Sick!! Got uys!”
“Oi, you gotta get Sakura-chan, dickhead!”
“Get Kenzaki too yo!”
“Shut it fags, we only got one try at this, so I pick my fav, duh!”[2]
(TN: I’d like to apologize if these guys sound too wierd, I don’t really interact withthis sort of disposition Also, and I’ues, who is who? Obviously, the last one is shi+uess but the other two? Well, if you look at the attendance record, it has Ueda listed in the Archery club Why would this DQN be in the Archery club? It’s obviously explained in chapter 1, how ppl joined to breath in the air let out by Sou for Sakura is Ueda That mean’s Nakai’s waifu is Kenzaki,lad Anyway, I think there’s another joke in there with their names, how shi+mokawa → bottom, likes the small loli I don’t know about the others
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They kind of starteda fuss, while Takanashi+-san was kidnapped over to their side
“Those three had eyes filthy in desire I don’t even want to think what they’d do to Kotori”
“Uu, it was soo horrible”
Her sles close to Kenzaki-san
“I could iine it was this bizarre situation we’re in that turned them mad”
“Well, that and the power frenzy from their vocations should be factored in there too”
Three guys risking life and liues, it’s a full blown Souma Harem Yeah, I can’t say I don’t understand their impulse to attack But seriously, how retarded do you have to be to atte like that They’re either stupid beyond belief, or got high fros I myself would never dare to incur the wrath of Souma Yuuto, nope
“So then, Souma-kun isn’t here because he went to save Takanashi+-san and couldn’t make it for the teleport?”
“Yes, you’re exactly right Nii-san rescued Kotori, and soot her back inside the circle but when“
When he tried to get back, the trio who didn’t want to let go of their hunt got into a scurot started up and they all transferred here, leaving behind only Souma-kun
“Sorry It’s cause Kotori’s so easy, she got kidnapped and stuff”
“Don’t worry about it Kotori, it’s over now”
“And I’m positive that nii-san can make it alone just fine”
Souh to crush a Cerberus by hieon And it isn’t even a debate if he’ll lose to the totem-pole trio