Part 1 (2/2)

”I see,” said the lady disgustedly. ”After you wake up and find your hide, together with the rest of your worldly possessions, hanging on the fence, then and not till then do you come alive to the fact that perhaps all was not right.”

”Well----” began Bill.

”Don't you see by that time it's too late?” interrupted the lady.

”Aw, I dunno. I--I suppose so.”

”You suppose so, do you? You suppose so. Don't you know, my innocent William, that there are a sight more criminals outside of jail than there are in?”

”Why, Sally Jane!” said the innocent William, sc.r.a.ping a fie-fie forefinger at her. ”Shame on you, shame on you, you wicked girl. I am surprised. Such thoughts in a young maid's mind. No, I ain't either.

I always said if your pa sent you away to school you'd lose your faith in human nature. He did; and you did. And now look at you, talking just like a district attorney. And suspicious--I'd tell a man!”

”Oh, darn!” wailed Sally Jane. ”I hate a fool!”

”So do I,” concurred Bill warmly. ”Tell a feller who's the fool you hate and I'll hate him, too. One pair of haters working together might do said fool a lot of good.”

”Sometimes, Bill, my fingers simply ache to smack your long and silly ears.”

He nodded soberly. ”I know. I often have the same feeling about people. But don't let it worry you. It don't mean anything.”

”Bill, can't you understand that I like you, and----”

”Easily,” he grinned. ”Of course you like me. So do lots of other people. It comes natural. And that is another thing you mustn't let worry you, Sally Jane. Just you take that liking for me and tend it real careful. Put it on the window-sill between the pink geraniums and water it morning, noon and night, and by and by that li'l liking will wax strong and great and all that sort of thing, and you won't be able to do without me. You'll have to marry me, I'm afraid, Sally Jane.”

”I will, will I? And you're afraid, are you? You big, overgrown, lazy lummox! I wouldn't marry you ever.”

”I'm not so sure, but you needn't stamp your foot at me anyway. It ain't being done this season. People slam doors instead. I'm sorry there isn't a door near at hand. It must have been overlooked when Linny's Hill was made.”

”Bill, don't fool. This is not any joking matter. This come-day-go-day att.i.tude of yours is bad business. It's ruining you, really it is.”

”Drink and the devil, huh?”

”Oh, you're decent enough far as that goes. You never have been beastly.”

”I thank you, madam, for this good opinion of your humble servant.”

”Shut up! I mean to say-- What I'm trying to beat into your thick head, you simple thing, is that in this world you don't stand still.

You can't. You either go ahead or you slip back. And--you aren't going ahead.”

”If not, why not, huh? I know you mean well, Sally Jane, and----”

”And it's none of my business? Oh, I know you weren't going to say that but you think it. You're quite right, Bill--but can't you see I'm talking for your own good?”

”Sure, yes. My pa used to talk just like that before he'd go out behind the corral with a breeching-strap in one hand and my ear in the other. I've heard him many's the time. I used to hurt most unpleasant for two-three days after, special if he'd forget which end of the strap carried the buckle. Old times, old times. Now, I take it you were never licked, Sally Jane. That was a mistake. You should have been-- What? You don't mean to say you're going home? And we were getting along so nicely too. Well, if willful must, she must. I'll hold your horse for you. Again let me offer my apologies for the lack of a door.”

He sagged down on his heel and watched her ride away along the side of Linny's Hill.

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