Part 16 (2/2)

”They should be here any minute, mate,” Nigel says, glancing at his iPhone. He's texting some female who's clearly not interested, since he keeps muttering under his breath every time he gets a reply he's not happy with.

”No problem.” Rose had called me and asked that I meet them at the White Swan since it's so close to the hotel, and I agreed. When I arrived, though, only Nigel was waiting for me, with a half-empty beer in front of him and a morose expression on his face.

Woman problems, I learned once I settled in and ordered my own beer. I let him ramble on, griping about a certain Clare who works at Fleur. A woman he's had a crush on for far too long and she knows it but doesn't seem to fancy him, and now she's just turned into this enormous tease and good G.o.d, all his chatter is exhausting.

Considering I've dealt with Mom's constant chatter and Cash all in one day, poor Nigel is not gaining my full attention. I'm like the beautiful, aloof Clare at Fleur. She's not giving him his full attention, either.

Jesus, I feel like a p.r.i.c.k.

I rub my hands over my face and drain my beer, the alcohol flowing through my veins easily since I never really ate lunch. I still can't wrap my head around what Cash offered me. I think I'm going to take him up on it. And if I do, there won't be any need for me to cash in the Poppy Necklace to Dexter. He's going to be furious, but ... f.u.c.k it.

I can make my own money-legitimately. I have no idea what that's like, but I'm willing to give it a try.

Especially if Rose is willing to give me a try.

But I can't talk about my potential new career with anyone. I have no friends. Mitch.e.l.l knows what I'm all about, but that f.u.c.ker doesn't know s.h.i.+t about having a career. He's never had to work a day in his life. Neither have I. Not a real job, at least.

”So what exactly do you do anyway?” Nigel the mind reader asks, slurring his words a bit. Sounds like someone's already had too much to drink.

”You wouldn't believe me if I told you,” I say, deciding to f.u.c.k with him. The guy needs to loosen up a little. Constantly sending the noncaring Clare texts is probably annoying the s.h.i.+t out of her. He needs to focus on something else.

”Ah, you can't say something like that and not expect a demand that you tell me exactly what it is you do.” Nigel lifts his hand, garnering the attention of the barmaid. ”Two more for us,” he calls.

”Make it four,” I say after him, earning a strange look from Nigel. I shrug. ”May as well be prepared for the next one, right?”

”Right. b.l.o.o.d.y good call.” He nods in affirmation. ”So tell me. Are you a spy?”

”Yes. I am,” I answer, my tone grave. ”My secret spy number is double-O-five. Or Hawaii Five-O.”

Nigel laughs. ”Don't you Americans have a show called that?”

”Yep.” A spy. Ha. I wish.

”So you're definitely not a spy. How unfortunate.” He shakes his head. ”An actor?”

Sometimes. When need be. ”Can you imagine? But no.”

Nigel wags his brows like an exaggerated cartoon character. ”Rose's butler?”

”Well, I am servicing her.” We both crack up over that just as the barmaid brings us our four mugs of beer, the tiny round table we're sitting at now crowded with them, though at least she takes away the empties. h.e.l.l, by the time the working stiffs show up, I'm afraid Nigel and I will be good and drunk.

So that's what we do. We drink and I let Nigel continue guessing, which helps distract him from his texting Clare, not that I point out that little fact to him. His guesses at my profession get more and more ridiculous until ... he finally f.u.c.king nails it. After my third beer and G.o.d knows how many he's had, he gets it right.

”You're a thief.”

I go completely still and unfortunately, become completely sober just with those three words. ”What makes you say that?”

”You're a sly motherf.u.c.ker, that's why. f.u.c.king w.a.n.ker, distracting me from texting the most impossible girl on the planet so you can get me drunk.” Nigel shakes his head and smiles. He saw right through my plan. ”I bet that's how you trick all the defenseless people you steal from.” He laughs hysterically and I know I should join right in with him.

But I don't. I feel like absolute s.h.i.+t. Nigel's right. I'm a sly motherf.u.c.ker who tricks defenseless people and then I steal from them. I'm a terrible person, a terrible f.u.c.king man. I don't deserve Rose. Not at all.

It's at that particular self-loathing moment when I see her. Rose. She's just entered the pub, Violet by her side, Ryder right behind them and accompanied by another man. I don't know who the man is, but I know in a second I can't stand him. He has his hand on Rose's shoulder, his fingers pressing into the skin of her upper arm since the dress she's wearing is sleeveless and jealousy fills me, blocking everything out until all I can see is that a.s.shole's hand on my woman's arm.

She laughs at something he says, glancing over her shoulder at him, and he gives her arm a squeeze-f.u.c.k me-and she's never looked more beautiful. The white dress fits her to perfection, showing off her every curve, and I can see why that d.i.c.k has his hands on her because right about now I'd have my hands all over her too.

h.e.l.l. I need another beer.

”Jeeves. I do believe you've been replaced,” Nigel says, his English accent becoming more p.r.o.nounced. He chuckles and shakes his head.

”What the h.e.l.l are you talking about?”

”Uh ... looks like Watson has his hands all over Rose. I thought you were the one who serviced her.” At my blank look, Nigel continues. ”You're her butler, right? Servicing her? That's why I called you Jeeves. Get it? Huh. Well, it appears you have some compet.i.tion from Hugh. He can't seem to stop touching her.”

”Who the f.u.c.k is Hugh?” I can't tear my gaze off of them. They're making their way toward our table and the smile on Rose's face is aimed right at me. But is it really for me? Or was it spurred on by whatever Hugh-the-f.u.c.ker-Watson said?

”He works at Fleur. Right arrogant b.a.s.t.a.r.d, too. The women love him,” Nigel mutters. ”Probably even Clare.”

”If she does then she's not worthy, Nigel. Don't forget that,” I say, putting on my best phony smile for the group of four that approaches our table. Rose stops right in front of me, her eyes clouded as she stares at my face. Am I scowling? h.e.l.l, I hope not.

”Are you okay?” she asks.

I up the watts on my fake smile and take her hand, pulling her close so I can kiss her cheek. ”I'm great,” I whisper close to her ear. I glance to my right, see that Hugh is watching our every move, and I want to kick his face in. ”Who's this?” I ask casually.

”Oh, Caden, this is Hugh Watson. He works in marketing at Fleur. Hugh, this is my-friend Caden.” She smiles toward Hugh, who takes a step forward so he's standing right next to her. Like he belongs at her side. I must admit they look good together. They look right. Two young professionals, dressed expensively and working their way rightfully up the career ladder.

s.h.i.+t.

”Great meeting you.” He reaches out a hand and I take it, the both of us in a who-can-give-the-firmest-handshake standoff.

”A friend of Rose's, eh?” He gives me a grim smile as he releases my hand. I have a feeling he believed he was going to be Rose's special friend this evening. ”Nice meeting you as well.”

More rounds are ordered-though Rose chooses a mixed drink because she is not much of a beer drinker after all-and chairs are taken, Hugh making sure he's sitting on the other side of Rose when she scoots her chair close to mine.

f.u.c.king great.

”How was the meeting?” I ask her, keeping my voice low, wanting our conversation to be just between us. Having her gone even for a few hours ... I missed her. Sappy but true.

Missed her after going through her stuff and stealing the most valuable piece of jewelry she owns? Nice, a.s.shole. Real nice.

I ignore the mean-a.s.s voice in my head.

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