Chapter 15 (1/2)
Tian Xing Jian reacted immediately. It seemed like the female second lieutenant had brought with her someone this time.
”Hey, I was wondering who came to look for us. So it's actually the third most beautiful woman, Miss Alice. Why? Does the combat department have so much free time? So free that you can bring the entire commando battalion strolling so casually?” It seemed that Ras.h.i.+d was not close to Alice. This chap might seem very simple-minded, but the moment he started scolding others, he could twist it past three different bends without using a single obscene word. Fatty immediately understood the underlying meaning behind what he said. That chap had actually emphasized extremely heavily on the ”third” as he was saying it. Clearly, he was trying to remind Alice that her beauty could only rank as third, and so she should not be swaggering about. There were two other women who were much more beautiful than her. As for the second part of his words, it implied that the commando battalion had become the dogs currently walked by a woman.
”Company commander, where am I staying? I have been in the smoke released by Battle Mechas the entire day, so I ought to go and wash myself clean.” Fatty's innate talent of touching other's' tender spot with his wretched mouth started to work its magic, angering Alice so much that she started trembling and pointing at Fatty, ”d.a.m.ned fatty, are you even a man? You don't want to battle against others and are even running away!”
Fatty showed a surprised look before speaking in a low tone, ”How did you know that I'm not a man? Unless... you have been peeping at me as I bathed? How can you not see such a big thing? Are your eyes even looking at the right place?” Everyone present at the scene became petrified at his words. They had never seen such a wretched fatty before — so shameless to this extent point of stage!
Seeing how Alice was angered to the point where she couldn't utter a single word, the lieutenant colonel beside her gave a smile before saying, ”It seems that the special scouts battalion are only capable of bullying young women. Seems like birds of a flock together, and even the newcomer is of the same kind.”
Fatty's rolled his eyes, ”Why are you even feeling anxious that I'm bullying her? Are you her mother?”
”You…” the lieutenant colonel was speechless.
Fatty did not care about him. Instead, he turned towards the laughing Ras.h.i.+d, saying, ”Company commander, I think you should bring me to my living quarters. This place is getting too noisy, and I'm feeling a slight headache now.” After saying that, Fatty even began to murmur in a volume that everyone could hear, ”The moment I went out of the door, I saw a sanitary towel that has been used by someone. So unlucky. Who would have thought that some of the towels had even contained leukorrhea on it, peh!”
With a ”hong”, everyone from the special scouts battalion exploded with laughter, while the people from the commando battalion started scolding furiously. So there had been an eye-striking white streamer on the berets of the commandos.
The lieutenant colonel was so angry that he took a step and grabbed the s.h.i.+rt of Fatty, ”Who are you calling a sanitary towel?”
Fatty, who was by nature a ruffian, took quarrelling as his main specialty. Looking at the hands of the lieutenant colonel, he smoothly replied, ”Whoever is grabbing me is that sanitary towel.” The moment his words came out, the lieutenant colonel had already been holding onto Fatty's collars.
”Hahahaha,” everyone from the special special forces burst out laughing so much that they were bending over while holding their stomachs.
Tian Xing Jian loved getting hyped over by the audience. The more sensationalism he created, the more he would continue to do it. After all, the special scouts battalion and commando battalion had long been publicly opposing each other, and Fatty knew exactly what his current position was much clearer than ever.
As expected, the special scouts had changed their opinion of Tian Xing Jian completely. This time, they were truly convinced that in the entire division, Vice Company Commander Fatty was the only person who could anger the elegant Commando Battalion Commander Grant to such an extent.
”Fatty! If you have the capabilities, then you should use your Battle Mecha and win a fight against me! Don't use your mouth to seek advantages against me!” the lieutenant colonel Grant gritted his teeth while still holding onto Fatty's collars.
Tian Xing Jian picked his teeth. Showing a nonchalant expression before glancing at the lieutenant colonel from the side of his eyes, he disdainfully said, ”Are you even qualified?”
Grant, who had never ever been belittled so much before, felt a huge amount of shame. At the moment when he was about to hit this wretched and abominable Fatty with his fists, a voice came out from his side, ”Grant, this isn't the place for you to run wild.”
This was precisely the voice of the special scouts battalion commander, Nadal. The soldiers from the special scouts battalion naturally opened a pathway for Nadal to enter. He had entered the crowd slowly with his hands behind his back before disdainfully saying, ”For the sake of a woman, you have actually acted against our new vice company commander. I think you should head back to where you belong. Our dining hall doesn't have a bone to feed you.”
Hei, it seemed that there was not just a single person in the special scouts battalion with such a sharp mouth. Not a single one from the top to the bottom was a herbivore. The fatty, Tian Xing Jian, immediately started to like this place.
The color of Grant's face alternated between red and white for a moment before he gritted his teeth and said, ”Since I'm already here, I naturally want to see the capabilities of your special scouts battalion! If you don't dare, you can always just admit defeat and let this fatty apologise to Alice. We'll leave immediately after that!”