Part 19 (1/2)
He was willin'. He'd had enough for one day, anyhow.
By mornin' Mr. Robert has lost some of his joy over Cousin Clifford's visit. Come to find out, he'd never seen him before, and hadn't heard much about him, either. ”Torchy,” says he, ”I shall be rather busy to-day; so I am going to put Cousin Clifford in your care.”
”Ah, say!” says I. ”Hand me an easier one. I couldn't keep him straight less'n I had him on a rope and led him around.”
”Well, do that, then,” says he, ”anyway you choose. You may take the day off, show him the buildings he wants to see, keep him out of trouble, and don't leave him until you have him safe inside my house to-night.
I'll make it right with you.”
”Seein' it's you,” says I, ”I'll give it a whirl. But if Clifford wants to travel around town with me he's got to shake the ear pads.”
Mr. Robert says he'll give him his instructions, and all that; but when it came to springin' the programme on Clifford he runs on a snag.
Somewhere back of them squirrel teeth and under the soft hat there was a streak of mule. Cliffy balks at the whole business. He's a whole lot obliged, but he really don't care for comp'ny. Goin' around alone and not havin' his thoughts sidetracked by some one taggin' along is what he likes better'n anything else. He's always done it in Bubble Creek and never got into any trouble before--that is, none to speak of. But he'll promise to cut out janitors and cab drivers.
As for the ear m.u.f.fs, he couldn't think of partin' with them. For years he's been puttin' them on the first of December and wearin' 'em until the last of March, and he'd feel lost without 'em, just the same as he would without the umbrella. Yes, he knew it wa'n't common; but that didn't bother him at all.
Right there I gets a new line on Clifford. He's one of these guys that throws a bluff at bein' modest; but when you scratch him deep you gets next to the fact that he's dead sure he's a genius and is anxious to prove it by the way he wears his clothes. There's a lot of that kind that shows themselves off every night at the fifty-cent table d'hote places; but I never knew any of 'em ever came in from so far west as Bubble Creek.
Mr. Robert wa'n't on, though. He still freezes to the notion that Cousin Clifford's just a well-meanin', corn-fed innocent; so before he turns him loose again he gives him a lot of good advice about not gettin' tangled up with strangers. Cliffy smiles kind of condescendin'
and tells Mr. Robert he needn't worry a bit.
With that off he goes; but every time the telephone rings that forenoon me and Mr. Robert gets nervous. We don't hear a word from him, though, and by three o'clock we're hopin' for the best.
Then Aunt Julie shows up. She's a large, elegant old girl, all got up in Persian lamb and a fur hat with seven kinds of sealin' wax fruit on it.
She's just in from Palm Beach, and she's heard that Brother Henry's boy is here on a visit.
”He was such a cute little dear when he was a baby!” says she.
”He's changed,” says Mr. Robert.
”Of course,” says Aunt Julie. ”I do want to see if he's grown up to look like Henry, as I said he would, or like his mother. Where is he now, Robert?”
”Heaven only knows!” says he. ”It would suit me best if he was on his way back to Michigan.”
”Why, Robert!” says Aunt Julie. ”And Clifford the only cousin you have in the world!”
”One is quite enough,” says he.
That gives her another jolt, and she starts to lay out Mr. Robert good, for givin' the frosty paw to a relation that had come so far to see him.
”I shall stay right here,” says she, ”until that poor, neglected young man returns, and then I shall try to make up for your heartless treatment.”
Aunt Julie didn't have a long wait. She hadn't more'n got herself settled, when the elevator stops at our floor and there breaks loose all kinds of a riot in the hall. There was a great jabberin' and foot scufflin', and I could hear Dennis, that juggles the lever, forkin' out the a.s.sault 'n' batt'ry language in a brogue that sounded like rippin' a sheet.
”What's up now?” says Mr. Robert, pokin' his head out.
”Two to one that's Clifford!” says I.
There wa'n't any time to get a bet down, though; for just then the door slams open and we gets a view of things. Oh, it was Cliffy, all right!
He was comin' in backwards, tryin' to wave off the gang that was follerin' him.