Chapter 208 - All Perverts! (2/2)
“Of course there is a reason!” Huo ** smiled, “For example, Hermaphroditic Demon Liao is named as such because her body has a mutation. She has both the negative genitals and the positive genitals of a female and male. It is also because of her mutated body that she is able to cultivate a unique cultivation method called the Divine Positive Negative Combination Formula! This devil cultivation method from the Thousands Desire Sect made his character extremely thwarted. He likes both men and women and will have to take 3 pairs of men and women to bed every day before he will be satisfied. If not, his temper would become explosive and he will kill without reason!”
“He is indeed strange enough!” Little Fatty could not help but laugh.
“It doesn’t matter if he is just strange. But, he is an extremely lecherous person. As long as he takes liking to someone, he would resort to any means possible to get what he wants.” Huo ** then warned, “The both of you are also in his range of preferences, so you should avoid him as far as possible. It’s best that you do not let him spot you, if not it will be very troublesome!”
A chill was immediately sent down Little Fatty’s spine as he hurriedly said, “We shouldn’t be so unlucky to see him right?”
“Ah ah, usually, you won’t!” Huo ** smiled, “The Eastern Ocean Three Demons are all famous people who will not come out for no reason. If they come out, it would definitely stir a commotion and you would know that it is them for sure. You will just have to make sure that you run away quickly!”
“That’s good!” Only then did Little Fatty relax and continue asking, “As.e.xual Green Demon Qing?”
“Ah ah, do you know a special cultivation method which talks about castrating one’s self?” Huo ** asked.
“Ah, I know, I think it is the Yin Yang Formula!” Little Fatty said with realisation, “I understand, this fellow probably castrated himself in order to cultivate the Yin Yang Formula. Thus, he is called as.e.xual!”
“That’s right, this is indeed the case!” Huo ** then warned, “this time, you have to be extremely careful. Because of his low self-esteem, this As.e.xual Green Demon Qing hates muscular man the most. Every time he sees a muscular man, he will definitely go crazy and castrate the other party. Up until now, there are over thousands of people in the Eastern Ocean who suffered under his hands. In any case, you better be careful!”
“I will be careful for sure!” Little Fatty wiped his face full of cold sweat and replied, “I will definitely not let him see me for sure!”
“It’s best that you understand!” Huo ** then continued, “As for the Capricious Old Devil Zhong, what can I say about him? He is just a person with a weird temperament. At times, he will be extremely righteous and would act like a saint. At times, he would be extremely violent and completely evil! At times, it would be a good thing when you see him as he will give you some good stuff or pointers for any cultivation problems you have. But at times, even if he is in a good mood, he will kill you just for fun! In any case, it is best for you to not meet this crazy person! You just can’t tell if he will slice you into pieces or give you something good!”
“This junior understands!” As Little Fatty heard that, he could not help but say with a bitter laughter, “These Eastern Ocean Three Demons indeed live up to their reputation, they were all too eccentric! Why are there always these kinds of people here? Don’t tell me there isn’t a normal person here?”
“Haha, there are normal people all over the place in the Vast Mountains. In there, the Eastern Ocean Three Demons are demons. But here, the Eastern Ocean Three Demons are normal. Instead, the normal people you are talking about becomes the weird ones here. In other words, if you don’t want to be treated as a weirdo in the Eastern Ocean, you should also become weird. Trust me, that would make your life much more comfortable!” Huo ** said with a smile.
“This disciple will try his best!” As Little Fatty said that, he asked with a bitter laughter, “But, this disciple has been living in a normal world for all my life, and I just don’t know how to become weird. Can senior teach me a thing or two? For example, how do you become weird?”
“Hehe, me!” Huo ** smiled and said, “There is Mu ZiRong here and it wouldn’t be good for me to show it to you. But, I can instruct you a little.”
As he said that, Huo ** whispered to Little Fatty with a lecherous smile, “There are a hundred female cultivators staying here who are all carefully chosen by me. When they are in their bedrooms, they never put on any clothing!”
“En?” As Little Fatty heard that, his eyes immediately shone like the sun and exclaim, “This works too?”
“Of course, this is the Eastern Ocean. Everyone is like that, if you don’t do that, you will be the weirdo!” Huo ** shrugged his shoulders and said, “Anyway, I can do anything I like here and the sect rules do not restrict me. So, of course I would do whatever I like here! In fact, my Hundred Flowers Tower is quite famous in the Eastern Ocean!”
Only then did Little Fatty remember the that the signboard of the building states ‘Hundred Flowers Building’. He originally thought that Huo ** was posing as a refined, cultured person. But he never expected this guy to be so literal! It completely stunned Little Fatty, making him both envious and jealous. At the same time, he could not help but scold inwardly, ‘This old lecher is indeed Daoist HuoLong’s eldest son. He is exactly the same as his father. No, he is even worst than his father. After all, his father only has about 8 concubines. But, he has a harem amounting to a 3 digit figure! He indeed surpa.s.ses his father!’
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