Chapter 204: Scary Lady (1/2)
Chapter 204: Scary Lady
However, just as Little Fatty and ShuiJing were fully immersed in this new stimulating feeling, as well as the supreme abstruseness of it, the door to their room was suddenly pushed open ruthlessly by someone, and a green robed silhouette rushed in.
Little Fatty and ShuiJing immediately separated as though they were a couple of frightened rabbits. Lifting up their faces, they realised that the intruder was actually Mu ZiRong. She seemed to also have noticed both of their kissing postures, judging by the way Shuijing’s eyes were wide opened with a face full of astonishment.
ShuiJing did not have a thick skin like Little Fatty’s. Under this kind of embarra.s.sing situation, how could she still remain calm? She quickly turned tail and ran, even forgetting to say her farewells to Little Fatty.
Seeing how ShuiJing fled without a word, Little Fatty was also helpless, and grumbled to Mu ZiRong: “Why didn’t you knock before entering?”
“If I knocked, then wouldn’t I have missed out on such a good show?” Mu ZiRong beamed as she answered.
Hearing this, Little Fatty was struck speechless for a while.
Mu ZiRong did not care the slightest. Giggling, she walked in front of Little Fatty saying: “Dear, Do you know that the reason why I came here today was because I have something to tell you?”
“You need not say it!” Little Fatty immediately cut her off with a wave of his hand: “I am not going to let you accompany me, the Eastern Ocean is too dangerous. You would do better staying here!”
Mu ZiRong was first stunned, then broke out in laughter. “Haha, you actually think that I will foolishly follow you to a place like the Eastern Ocean? What a joke! Darn fatty, you are really thinking too much!”
As Little Fatty heard that, his expression changed. Never did he expect the Mu ZiRong who was in bed with him yesterday, servicing him to her best ability would say something like this today. As such, he almost could not believe his ears. He then said with an expression full of shock, “What did you say? Repeat it again.”
“Hmph, hmph!” Mu ZiRong said with a snicker, “So what if I say it again? I’m saying, stop dreaming. I would never follow a darn fatty like you to the Eastern Ocean!”
“Good, good, good! It is just me dreaming!” Little Fatty then raged, “What about you? Sleeping with me like a s.l.u.t for the past few years?”
“Hehe, it was all to suck you dry!” Mu ZiRong said it deviously. “It is a pity my cultivation base is not profound enough and there isn’t sufficient intercourse. Hence, the efficacy was low and you have managed to escape this calamity!”
“What?” Little Fatty replied with shock, “You actually cultivated a devil dual cultivation method? The only reason you went to bed with me is to suck me dry?”
“Of course. If not, do you think that I am such a s.l.u.t by nature and like people to trample over me?” Mu ZiRong said with a cold laughter, “Even if I feel itchy, I would definitely find someone good looking! Why would I find a darn fatty like you, saturated with meat! Apart from a swine, I don’t know who else would want you!”
As Little Fatty heard that, he was almost angered to death. Then, he pointed at Mu ZiRong’s nose and barked “You, you s.l.u.t!”
“Hehe, you only just found out that I am a s.l.u.t? It is a pity that all is too late! Under my father’s arrangement, we are already husband and wife in name. Plus the fact that I stayed at your Serene Cloud Yard for a year, everyone is already aware of our relations.h.i.+p. No matter what, you have to admit that this s.l.u.t here is your wife!” Mu ZiRong said delightfully.
As Little Fatty heard that, he had a bad premonition as though she was scheming something. Thus, he quickly asked, “Mu ZiRong, what exactly do you want?”
“HAHAHA, it’s very simple!” Mu ZiRong snickered, “I originally planned to suck you dry to take revenge for the humiliation back then. But, you are going to the Eastern Ocean and will probably not return alive. Thus, this plan of mine can no longer be accomplished. So, I have contrived another scheme which will make you suffer!”
“What scheme?” Little Fatty asked in apprehension.
“Hehe, that’s simple. I’m going to cheat on you!” Mu ZiRong smiled deviously. “Do you know, I am meeting eldest brother Gold today. I will definitely serve him like how I served you, letting him ride me to his heart’s content. I will happily let him put a green hat on your head!”
(TL/N: In Chinese, if a guy wears a green hat, it means that their wife is cheating on them and it is very humiliating for the guy.)
(CCT: Refer to MGA for Chu Feng and his 'green hat' adventures too HAHAHA)
“Mad, you must be mad!” Little Fatty could not help but curse.
“HAHA, this is called mad? Your tolerance is too low!” Mu ZiRong laughed maniacally, “Let me tell you, this is only the beginning. I definitely will not be satisfied with you only wearing a single green hat. After you leave, you will have a 2nd, 3rd until it becomes uncountable. I will make you become the b.a.s.t.a.r.d who has the most green hats on his head!”