Part 19 (1/2)

Access to the Yildiz Kiosk and to the Sultan had proved equally easy. I had merely to obtain an interview with Codfish Pasha, the Secretary of War, whom I found a charming man of great intelligence, a master of three or four languages (as he himself informed me), and able to count up to seventeen.

”You wish,” he said, ”to be appointed as English, or rather Canadian governess to the Sultan?”

”Yes,” I answered.

”And your object?”

”I propose to write a book of disclosures.”

”Excellent,” said Codfish.

An hour later I found myself, as I have said, in a flag-stoned hall of the Yildiz Kiosk, with the task of amusing and entertaining the Sultan.

Of the difficulty of this task I had formed no conception.

Here I was at the outset, with the unhappy Abdul bent and broken with sobs which I found no power to check or control.

Naturally, therefore, I found myself at a loss. The little man as he sat on his cus.h.i.+ons, in his queer costume and his long slippers with his fez fallen over his lemon-coloured face, presented such a pathetic object that I could not find the heart to be stern with him.

”Come, now, Abdul,” I said, ”be good!”

He paused a moment in his crying--

”Why do you call me Abdul?” he asked. ”That isn't my name.”

”Isn't it?” I said. ”I thought all you Sultans were called Abdul. Isn't the Sultan's name always Abdul?”

”Mine isn't,” he whimpered, ”but it doesn't matter,” and his face began to crinkle up with renewed weeping. ”Call me anything you like. It doesn't matter. Anyway I'd rather be called Abdul than be called a W-W-War Lord and a G-G-General when they won't let me have any say at all--”

And with that the little Sultan burst into unrestrained crying.

”Abdul,” I said firmly, ”if you don't stop crying, I'll go and fetch one of the Bas.h.i.+-Bazouks to take you away.”

The little Sultan found his voice again.

”There aren't any Bub-Bub-Bas.h.i.+-Bazouks left,” he sobbed.

”None left?” I exclaimed. ”Where are they gone?”

”They've t-t-taken them all aw-w-way--”

”Who have?”

”The G-G-G-Germans,” sobbed Abdul. ”And they've sent them all to P-P-P-Poland.”

”Come, come, Abdul,” I said, straightening him up a little as he sat. ”Brace up! Be a Turk! Be a Mohammedan! Don't act like a Christian.”

This seemed to touch his pride. He made a great effort to be calm. I could hear him muttering to himself, ”Allah, Illallah, Mohammed rasoul Allah!” He said this over a good many times, while I took advantage of the pause to get his fez a little straighter and wipe his face.

”How many times have I said it?” he asked presently.

”Twenty.”