Part 6 (1/2)
Vici! 1916
Augusts Three.
To each year its type.]
[Ill.u.s.tration: Overheard in an Orchard.
Said the Apple to the Plum: ”Well, anyway, old man, they can never ask us what we did in the great war!”]
[Ill.u.s.tration: LEARN To FIGHT
Anyone with a taste for Fis.h.i.+ng, or Moth Collecting can learn to fight.
Anyone can put a hook in a worm, or a pin in a moth. WE DEVELOP THAT INSTINCT, and by our Postal Course of Instruction, will help you to earn big money by fighting
Subjects Taught:--
Bayonet work, bombing, & asphyxiation.
This sketch shows the work of a former pupil. Try this exercise yourself on a friend, and tell us the result. We will at once tell you your chances of success.
A lieutenant writes:--
Unfortunately I had not got as far as your chapter on Upper Cuts or I feel sure I should not be where I am now
yrs truly
Clearing Station GezainCourt.
Bruce Bairnsfather
The demand for fighters exceeds the supply
Write today
The Asphyxobomb School of Instruction
[Advt] Hooge.
Tips for Tommies.
Now that the war has become a world business, we must at any moment expect the appearance of this sort of thing in our papers.]