Part 36 (1/2)

Sea Urchins W. W. Jacobs 29430K 2022-07-22

”We'll have a jolly time,” said Mrs. Cluffins. ”I often wish my husband was a seafaring man. A wife does have more freedom, doesn't she?”

”More what?” inquired Mr. Gannett huskily.

”More freedom,” said Mrs. Cluffins gravely. ”I always envy sailors'

wives. They can do as they like. No husband to look after them for nine or ten months in the year.”

Before the unhappy engineer could put his indignant thoughts into words there was a warning cry from the gangway, and with a hasty farewell he hurried below. The visitors went ash.o.r.e, the gangway was s.h.i.+pped, and in response to the clang of the telegraph the Curlew drifted slowly away from the quay and headed for the swing-bridge slowly opening in front of her.

The two ladies hurried to the pier-head and watched the steamer down the river until a bend hid it from view. Then Mrs. Gannett, with a sensation of having lost something, due, so her friend a.s.sured her, to the want of a cup of tea, went slowly back to her lonely home.

In the period of gra.s.s-widowhood which ensued, Mrs. Cluffins's visits formed almost the sole relief to the bare monotony of existence. As a companion the parrot was an utter failure, its language being so irredeemably bad that it spent most of its time in the spare room with a cloth over its cage, wondering when the days were going to lengthen a bit. Mrs. Cluffins suggested selling it, but her friend repelled the suggestion with horror, and refused to entertain it at any price, even that of the publican at the corner, who, having heard of the bird's command of language, was bent upon buying it.

”I wonder what that beauty will have to tell your husband,” said Mrs.

Cluffins, as they sat together one day some three months after the Curlew's departure.

”I should hope that he has forgotten that nonsense,” said Mrs. Gannett, reddening; ”he never alludes to it in his letters.”

”Sell it,” said Mrs. Cluffins peremptorily. ”It's no good to you, and Hobson would give anything for it almost.”

Mrs. Gannett shook her head. ”The house wouldn't hold my husband if I did,” she remarked with a s.h.i.+ver.

”Oh, yes, it would,” said Mrs. Cluffins; ”you do as I tell you, and a much smaller house than this would hold him. I told C. to tell Hobson he should have it for five pounds.”

”But he mustn't,” said her friend in alarm.

”Leave yourself right in my hands,” said Mrs. Cluffins, spreading out two small palms and regarding them complacently. ”It'll be all right, I promise you.”

She put her arm round her friend's waist and led her to the window, talking earnestly. In five minutes Mrs. Gannett was wavering, in ten she had given way, and in fifteen the energetic Mrs. Cluffins was en route for Hobson's, swinging the cage so violently in her excitement that the parrot was reduced to holding on to its perch with claws and bill. Mrs.

Gannett watched the progress from the window, and with a queer look on her face sat down to think out the points of attack and defence in the approaching fray.

A week later a four-wheeler drove up to the door, and the engineer, darting upstairs three steps at a time, dropped an armful of parcels on the floor, and caught his wife in an embrace which would have done credit to a bear. Mrs. Gannett, for reasons of which lack of muscle was only one, responded less ardently.

”Ha, it's good to be home again,” said Gannett, sinking into an easy-chair and pulling his wife on his knee. ”And how have you been?

Lonely?”

”I got used to it,” said Mrs. Gannett softly.

The engineer coughed. ”You had the parrot,” he remarked.

”Yes, I had the magic parrot,” said Mrs. Gannett.

”How's it getting on?” said her husband, looking round. ”Where is it?”

”Part of it is on the mantelpiece,” said Mrs. Gannett, trying to speak calmly, ”part of it is in a bonnet-box upstairs, some of it's in my pocket, and here is the remainder.”

She fumbled in her pocket and placed in his hand a cheap two-bladed clasp knife.

”On the mantelpiece!” repeated the engineer staring at the knife; ”in a bonnet-box!” ”Those blue vases,” said his wife. Mr. Gannett put his hand to his head. If he had heard aright one parrot had changed into a pair of vases, a bonnet, and a knife. A magic bird with a vengeance.