Part 20 (2/2)
She slipped on her computer gla.s.ses and leaned closer to the monitor as Alex read over her shoulder, turning her new wide-screen monitor slightly in his direction. ” 'There exists in this world a fine line between love and hate. Lovers do not believe this, of course, until the moment ...' It's a ma.n.u.script?”
”Yeah, sure looks like it. Well, that's okay then, except if you'd copped a copy of Jonathan's favorite solitaire program you wouldn't be going to jail,” Maggie said, using the mouse to roll through the first pages. ”No t.i.tle page, no header, no pagination-nothing. And see all those squiggly red underlines, those squiggly green underlines? Red's for misspelled words, green is for bad s.p.a.cing, incorrect phrasing, stuff like that.”
She swiveled around to look at Alex. ”This is Jonathan's all right. Bernie told me this is how he used to send his stuff in to her. It drove her nuts, but Jonathan said he was an artiste, and couldn't interrupt his muse for mundane things like headers, and punctuation. He didn't run the spell-checker, that's for sure. But the program keeps a page total at the bottom and there are over four hundred pages here, Alex. This is probably a complete ma.n.u.script. Wow, an undiscovered West. How about that. Bernie will go nuts. It'll sell, even if it stinks, just because Jonathan was murdered.”
”Is there a way for you to know when he wrote this?”
”Sure,” Maggie said, swiveling back to the desk once more. ”I just need to hit info and-there it is. Created, January second of this year, and modified-meaning the last time he changed anything on it-November nineteenth. He'd just finished it a couple of weeks ago. And you found this in the toaster?”
”Unusual, I grant you, although we should admit that anyone looking for the computer disk would hardly look there, so it was quite safe-although why he would feel the necessity for safety is troublesome. Then again, the man did drink a bit, and what seems strange to us may have appeared quite logical to him. But more unusual is that I did not see a computer on the man's desk.”
”Maybe he had a laptop and kept it in a closet, or something?”
”Perhaps. We'll have to inquire of the left-tenant, as I'm confident he conducted a thorough search of the premises. However, not being bound by rules of evidence and all that sort of drivel, why don't we suppose, just for the moment, that someone-our murderer-removed Jonathan's computer.”
”Because they wanted something that was on that computer,” Maggie said, fully alert now and happy to take this ball and run with it. ”And maybe that's why you found the disk in the toaster. Because Jonathan was afraid someone was trying to steal his work and wanted to hide a copy? But why would anyone want to steal Jonathan's ma.n.u.script? His last books were lousy.”
”May he rest in peace,” Alex said with a wink, then poured them each a gla.s.s of wine and they moved to the couch, Maggie curling up in one corner. ”Plus, as long as we're considering things-if we're to connect the dead rats with the murders, and those rats were sent by devotees of Mr. West's books, why is the man dead at all?”
”Right. That doesn't make sense, does it? I was so caught up with Faith and that urine machine that I hadn't really thought about that too much yet. Why kill Jonathan? Unless we're wrong, and some fan-fans-of his aren't behind the rats, and someone just wants everyone who contributed to No Secret Anymore dead. We took a giant leap of logic there, Alex, a.s.suming it was someone who felt we'd destroyed Jonathan's career. Maybe there's something in the plot of No Secret Anymore that pulled some nutcase's chain.”
”Can you summarize the plot for me?”
”Sure. Crime in the past uncovered in the present. Ten chapters, ten suspects, then Jonathan wrapped it all up in this ridiculous epilogue that made about as much sense as one of those ING commercials. Do you think we have to go back to Valentino Gates and Lord Bryon? That one or both of them is Nevus-Rat Boy? Because I still say they couldn't kill anybody. Oh, that's right! That's where we got the idea about someone wanting to avenge Jonathan-from the fan letters. But with Jonathan dead?” She shook her head. ”Man, I don't know what's going on, but I have the feeling you're going to tell me that Faith has to stay here, right?”
”I'm sorry, my dear.”
”Not half as much as I am. She got all nuts about someone trying to kill her and refused to take Brock out for his evening walk, and Paul wouldn't do it and Sterling was sleeping on the couch when I went looking for him, so I had to walk the d.a.m.n dog. And she dressed him up first in his own coat and booties-booties, Alex!-even a stupid matching plaid tam hat with a pom-pom on it. So there I am, walking this d.a.m.n dog, carrying a plastic bag with me for his-well, you know what for. I'm not doing it again, Alex. Let her toilet train the mutt, or something.”
”You went out on your own?” Alex asked, getting to his feet. ”I thought we understood-”
”No, you understood. I had a whiny little dog crossing his back legs and looking like his eyeb.a.l.l.s were starting to float. Besides, n.o.body could have done anything to me out there-they'd be too busy laughing their b.u.t.ts off at Brock. Now go away and let me read more of Jonathan's opus, because we're going to have to figure out some way to give it to Steve tomorrow without having him slap us in handcuffs. Well, you. I'm just the accessory after the fact. Go away now-I can't read anything with someone hanging over my back.”
Maggie would have kept reading all night, until she'd finished the ma.n.u.script, except that reading Jonathan's jumble of mistakes along with his words had her eyes crossing by page two hundred and she gave it up and went to bed, only to wake up to the sound of someone chanting ... and two, and three, and four, and rest. And one, and two, and three ...
She slammed her way down the hall to see Faith dressed in skintight Day-Glo pink workout leggings and a matching sleeveless top that definitely strained around the b.o.o.bs. She had a small step thingamabob in the center of the room and was hopping up and down on it as some ditz with an annoyingly nasal voice counted out cadence from the TV.
”What are you doing?” she asked, stepping between the television and Faith. ”Are you nuts? It's seven o'clock in the morning.”
”It's eight-thirty, and I'm exercising, which would be obvious to you if you ever did it,” Felicity told her, not missing a beat as she hopped up, hopped down, hopped up again. ”Oh, Sterling came by earlier and took Brock out for me-wasn't that nice, isn't he a dear? Brock wasn't feeling cooperative, though, so Sterling will have to do it again. Come on, Maggie, have a nice big gla.s.s of OJ and join me.”
”I'd rather eat gla.s.s,” Maggie said, heading for the kitchen and the orange juice part of Felicity's recommendation. Sipping from a large tumbler, she made her way back to the living room, swinging her right hand in time with the television workout n.a.z.i as Felicity laid on the floor, her hands under her lower back, bicycling her legs in the air. ”Feel the burn, oh yeah, baby, feel the burn!” she instructed, undoing the dead bolts on the front door and hoping no one had walked off with her newspaper.
”Bernie? J.P? What are you two doing here so-”
”We met up in the lobby,” J.P. told her. ”It's eight-thirty, why aren't you dressed yet?”
”Why do you think I'm a writer-so I don't have to get dressed.”
The two women slipped past Maggie into the living room, Bernie waving a copy of the Post above her head. ”You've done it again, Maggie. Made the front page this time, too. Look!”
Maggie tried to reach the newspaper. ”I would, if you'd stop waving it like a flag. And what do you mean I-oh, G.o.d!”
Bernie gave her a kiss on the cheek. ”I couldn't be prouder of you if you were my own daughter-which you're not, because I'm not that old. Isn't it terrific! You can't buy this kind of publicity.”
” 'Life Imitates Art-When it comes to death, is bestselling novelist Cleo Dooley a carrier?' Oh, yeah, Bernie, that's just terrific. Just peachy,” Maggie said, opening the newspaper. ”Oh, look at this-a sidebar listing all the murders I've been involved in-even England. They've got a freaking timeline! Who told them?”
Bernie peered over her shoulder. ”That's the only thing I don't like. If they were going to put up a sidebar, why couldn't it have been a listing of your t.i.tles. I should messenger one over. You know, in case they do a follow-up story tomorrow.”
”You're a sick woman, Bernie. d.a.m.n, there it is, second paragraph. My real name,” Maggie said, reading the article as she sat down in her desk chair, trying not to think about how all of these murders had only begun happening since Alex had shown up in her life. ”Look at this-they've got Francis. They've got Jonathan. They've got the rats? Bernie, they've got the rats! I thought Steve said they were going to withhold that information from the press. Somebody talked. Somebody leaked this to the press, somebody who knows what we know. Is it only the Post? Because if it's only the Post, maybe that's not too bad and-oh, s.h.i.+t.”
Three women looked at the ringing telephone while the fourth sat on the floor, legs spread, trying to touch her nose to her knee.
Ri-i-ng ... Ri-i-n-g ... Ri-i-ng ... Ri-i-ng ... My Doberman pinscher, Satan, is home but I'm not, please leave a message at the beep ... BEEP ... ”You ungrateful child! I opened the paper this morning and what do I see but-”
”Okay, question answered. The story hit more than the Post,” Maggie said, diving across the room to turn down the volume on the machine. ”Love you, too, Mom,” she said, grimacing at the machine before heading back to her gla.s.s of orange juice. There were already a bunch of messages, but she'd turned off the ringer on her phone in the bedroom, so she'd missed them. Thank G.o.d. ”Faith, will you cut that out!”
”Four more, Maggie,” Felicity said, bending her head once more, this time grasping her ankles with both hands.
”Yeah? Well, you'll have to do your own counting,” Maggie said, picking up the remote and switching off the television.
”What's she doing down there anyway?” J.P. asked, coming back into the room carrying a gla.s.s of orange juice. ”Is that Pilates? I don't know about Pilates. Pontius Pilate, I know about him, but that's not it, right? I put the kettle on. You don't have anything but instant coffee?”
”Sorry,” Maggie said, reading the article once more. ”If I had known you were coming I'd have hired Juan Valdez and a d.a.m.n donkey.”
”Um, testy this morning, isn't she?” J.P. said, lowering herself onto one of the couches. ”Silly me, I figured you might want to cash in on that offer of free legal advice for life. My advice, by the way, is to hop the first Disney cruise and get the h.e.l.l out of Dodge. Lose yourself in with the other cartoon characters.”
”Funny,” Maggie said, tossing the newspaper at her and then looking down at Felicity, who was now lying p.r.o.ne on the floor, her arms and legs splayed out as her silicone rapidly rose and fell as she breathed through her mouth. ”All done? Good. You look terrible, Faith, by the way. Anything I can get you? You just have to ask, being my guest and all. So, what do you need? Pillow? Blanket? A chalk outline?”
”I like this girl, I really do,” J.P. said, chuckling. ”Hey, there goes your phone again, suns.h.i.+ne.”
”I know that, J.P. I'm ignoring it. If I ignore it long enough, it might even go away.”
”Yeah, I keep thinking that about the Bush administration ...”
”Good morning, ladies,” Alex said from the doorway, and Maggie grabbed the Post and went at him with full intentions of beating him about the head and shoulders with it.
Naturally, he s.n.a.t.c.hed it away from her first. ”Yes, I've seen it, thank you. Socks brought a copy up to me earlier. I don't think they got your best side, unfortunately,” he told her, and Maggie knew he was right, even as she wondered where the h.e.l.l the Post had gotten her photograph.
”Oh, wait, I remember that photo,” she said as Sterling struggled to slip a nervously yapping Brock into his little plaid coat yet again. ”That's the one someone got as we were leaving Bernie's condo that one time, I think. I was the unknown female companion, right?”
”Yes, I believe you're correct,” Alex told her, depositing the newspaper in the large trash can beneath Maggie's desk. ”Ah, and before I forget, surrounded as I am by all you lovely ladies, Maggie, your father phoned me this morning when he couldn't reach you.”
”Dad? d.a.m.n, I forgot all about him. Do you see what's happening to me here, Alex? Everything, d.a.m.n it, that's what's happening to me. I forgot my own father. What did he say? Is he all right?”
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